and cost you the B&C's too eh phil?


i'm insto the wobbly pops allreadsy

I have a medium-sized one, but ring likes it.

I have been sent to my room,
and not really knowing where it is,
I'll probably never be let out.

I miss my lover very intensely.

(Am I allowed to say that?.)

I miss mine too. Its physical.
But I sent him on his way with its way late and ruined.
I feel more joyful and creative already.

*

I hope you get to see yours soon, and all will be right with the world. When a lover brings joy, it is the best. besitos.

Well, here I am and it's Tuesday.

Monday, monday, cant trust that day
Monday, monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh monday mornin you gave me no warnin of what was to be
Oh monday, monday, how could you leave and not take me

My house is full of family who lost power from the midwestern windstorms of Ike. It's day 3.

Life was so much simpler when I was a teenager...and yet much more complicated.

I'm so glad I'm not a teenager today.

i didn't golf today...

I always had this fantasy that if I were able to meet Gilda Radner,
she would be like instantly one of my best friends.

I still miss her very much.
At least I can see her on video.

The "The Judy Miller Show, " I think is my favorite....hard to pick a favorite though.

I love you Gilda!

I can love anybody, until they prove they can't.

...then I have to wonder.

i had my own pony once...

Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you.

raccoons swim the river at night, especially around 4a.

I don't accept most theology or practice the rituals of religion, but just picked my daughter up from Sunday school.

my farts stink today

Murphy Brown was already on TV in 1958!

Episode list for "Yancy Derringer"

Season 1, Episode 5: A Bullet for Bridget
Original Air Date—6 November 1958
Madame Francine's girl midget cousin keeps being drug back to a mysterious black freighter from China, The Murphy Brown, supposedly only containing the finest silk. Reconstruction administrator Colton suspects smuggling, but lacks evidence so he assigns Derringer and Pahoo to use not-quite-legal methods to investigate, and to protect the adorable, pug-nosed Irish waif Gidget from being silenced.

"Love is all there is."

Jason Ellis is the Truth

Nobody can top that one.

edmund hillary is dead...

You can't do something for less than nothing.

In these troubling financial times, beer is the best investment. (and also at all times if you ask me)


...sorry if this has already been posted here someplace:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$44.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund,
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Sounds like a perfect investment to me.

Im in bad shape.

I hope you get well soon.


...ps: what's ailing you, gd?

I took a quick sabbatical from work (2 wks) went to Honolulu with J (a HUGE mistake), broke up with tpop again, got food poisoning, sprained my neck, and when Monday came round I couldnt return to work. I cant explain it, I just couldnt. I think I have cried more in the last 3 weeks than I have total in all my life. Its been copious amount of goo and crud stuck to tissues, which are stuck inside my pockets. I go back to work tomorrow.

Its embarrassing to say that I actually asked aloud of J to please behave a little softer with me. I felt like such a lightweight, but it had to be said.

So, lets move on.

Seat belts save lives, unless you want yours to end with a splat at 80 miles per hour and want me to scrape you off the ground.

I hope painful change can be for a better future direction.

bonus: Don't eat bad bacteria.

i havent had a speeding ticket in almost a year

I'm starting to feel old.

There are some people who are much more miserable than you and become envious of what you have, so they use the powers they have to make you miserable.

If you're a crab in a bucket full of crabs... and you try to escape... odds are that the other crabs will try to pull you back down in the bucket.

The yin-yang twins are at it again.

Ourcrazymodern?,

Loves to eat.

Yes...yes I do.

Savor is one of those words that sound like its meaning.

'luggage' does too.

"Wiggle" is another.

ring owes me another couple dozen skirts.