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Tully Mars 08-23-2008 03:48 PM

There's a Quinceañera (Mexican version of a young girls coming of age party) happening next door. It started yesterday at around 5pm it never stopped once during the night and I believe they're on their 3rd, 4th... maybe 5th live band.

My patients are shot, I'm tried of it now.

I think it's a good thing all my firearms are in a safe in Oregon right now.

uncle phil 08-23-2008 03:58 PM

neil young left glace bay quite a few years ago...


("helpless, helpless, helpless...")

cpepinc 08-23-2008 05:07 PM

One does not simply walk into mordor.....

girldetective 08-23-2008 05:14 PM

As I write this a sternwheeler is going by, but it is the faux wheeler as it has no wheeler. Hmpf.

I feel gypped.

ottopilot 08-23-2008 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpepinc (Post 2512029)
One does not simply walk into mordor.....

I just watched that with my daughter earlier tonight.

uncle phil 08-24-2008 03:51 PM

my partner and i played par golf today...captain and mate...three bogeys - three birdies...

Willravel 08-24-2008 03:53 PM

You've either got dreadlocks or you don't.

ring 08-28-2008 09:11 AM

I will be spending the afternoon and evening making a glorious chicken soup,
for OCM?, to enjoy, when he arrives for a visit tomorrow.

BadNick 08-28-2008 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring (Post 2514603)
I will be spending the afternoon and evening making a glorious chicken soup,
for OCM?, to enjoy, when he arrives for a visit tomorrow.

pics or ban!










...j/k, dear.

ottopilot 08-28-2008 12:38 PM

I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes

uncle phil 08-29-2008 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2514729)
I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes

beware of those who support colonel bud day and his minions...

Tully Mars 08-29-2008 03:19 AM

My dad, who never gave me advice, stopped dead in his track one day when I asked a neighbor how much money he made. I was 10, he grab my arm lead me to the garage where he sternly told me "never ask someone how much they make, never discuss politics and never argue with anyone about their religion." I remember thinking "what the heck are politics?"

After a couple on-line forums and membership to several clubs- Rotary et el. I think it was good advice.

uncle phil 08-29-2008 03:28 AM

/me feels duly chastised...

ring 08-29-2008 10:32 AM

I made enough soup for all of us.

uncle phil 08-29-2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2514729)
I've fallen off the wagon and strayed back in to tilted politics.

Perhaps some sort of intervention is called for... I've got the shakes


please stay away from anything involving the american issues project...

jewels 08-29-2008 03:55 PM

We're all capable of so much more than we give ourselves credit for.

girldetective 08-29-2008 04:07 PM

It seems that practice does not always make perfect.

uncle phil 08-29-2008 04:08 PM

/me had two birdies today...and, my first on the par 4 sixth at belden hill...

Ourcrazymodern? 09-01-2008 10:07 AM

la petit mort
 
ring smoked all my cigarettes, but then she made my cock drool, so I forgave her.

ottopilot 09-01-2008 09:06 PM

We have a bun in the oven!

jewels 09-02-2008 01:35 AM

If you leave the bun in the oven too long, it will get crispy.

Congrats, otto!

ottopilot 09-02-2008 04:59 AM

note: Bun will get crispy if left too long.

Thanks for the tip!

Ourcrazymodern? 09-03-2008 07:03 AM

The soup was wonderful.

My rabbit will not die again.

My buns ain't crispy, yet.

BadNick 09-03-2008 08:36 AM

Yummy crispy rabbit soup...until recently it was unbenounced to me, but crispy ears are apparently quite good.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...rabbitears.jpg

Crispy fried rabbit ears with herbs:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ywithherbs.jpg

girldetective 09-03-2008 12:50 PM

Hey ottopilot! Good smiling cheer to you and yours forever and always.

Happiness abounds : I think Ive matured enough to recognize genuine true love.

*

Im thrilled for us.

uncle phil 09-03-2008 01:36 PM

i just can't resist this:

'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
--Dan Quayle

ring 09-07-2008 10:14 AM

Has anyone, who has ever told you,
"you're too good for me,
I don't deserve you,"
ever been wrong?

uncle phil 09-07-2008 11:54 AM

nope...

StellaLuna 09-07-2008 01:19 PM

My knees are hyperextended.

Tully Mars 09-07-2008 04:11 PM

I'm watching a "Hee-Haw" from 1969 on some channel out of Costa Rica. Buck Owens is singing "Johnny Be Good" right now. It's funny as hell.

Plan9 09-07-2008 04:16 PM

It is easy to lay down your weapon. It's hard to convince yourself you don't need it anymore.

Dammitall 09-08-2008 06:19 AM

I like light and fluffy silver dollar pancakes better than thicker plate-sized ones.

Willravel 09-09-2008 01:48 PM

Farting and sneezing at the same time isn't strange, it's efficient.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-10-2008 02:48 PM

The beauty in efficiency is.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-11-2008 05:48 AM

she blows my skirt off.
 
I love ring.

That's all.

BadNick 09-12-2008 06:19 AM

While this "truth" thread seems to work pretty good, the "truth or dare" thread seemed not to work so good. There is an important lesson in there somewhere.

girldetective 09-12-2008 07:02 AM

Quote:

girldetective said - Happiness abounds : I think Ive matured enough to recognize genuine true love.
This isnt it.

ottopilot 09-12-2008 06:46 PM

I'm really tired

:yawn:

Jove 09-13-2008 04:16 AM

Sneezing ten times causes me to be lightheaded.

uncle phil 09-13-2008 11:50 AM

putting three times can lose you money...


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