I hereby nominate ottopilot for the August 7th President of Nonsense.

Seconded

I hope he gives his acceptance speach before his term is over.

Aw shucks.

PEZ dispensers of my likeness shall be distributed.

That's about all I have... but watch your asses on correct tire pressure. The "OY" (ottopilot Youth) are watching.

Hail Me! or else...

The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.

Those Bastards will PAY!

My friend just lied to me.

I hope it was only a white-lie. A friend's betrayal is a sticky thing.

Brilliance behind it, having refused the money,
where is it going?

The future isn't waiting for us - it's coming.

so is pez once you lick it.

I was singing this 2 days ago.

it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...

I've always found the opposite to be true.

It's easy to look like a genius when people around you can't tie their shoes.

It is all in the context, and subsequent extraction of the text's conveyance.


My truth lies in that I know nothing, only perceiving ideas I retain until they transmorph into something more grand, or are disproven entirely. As such, I am confused yet at ease with not knowing the purpose of this thread, and by coupling, my own posts's point.

Weasels rarely if ever get sucked into jet engines.

So, can these weasels
ever be disposed, beyond?
WE give them power.

(w/apologies for the haiku, but I have a disease for which there is no drug.)

Elephants, too.

Oh and blue whales.

Waiting takes time.

There are tears here, not from boredom.

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

I see dead people. Not right now though.

I have been lied to a lot.:sad:

I have never lied http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sedfingers.jpg

But I might admit to an epic myth...like by Homer...the Simpson one.

I'm watching Spider-Man 3 on Blu-Ray.... and I bought it...

i walked 54 holes this past week...

I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.

Our turtle loves to eat cicadas.

Im getting my haircut tonight - first time in 2 years.
Im not going short.

A bird just pooped on my deck.

rrrrr ... time to swab the poop deck me hearties

I have my bachelors in entomology :)

That's really cool. :thumbsup:

My 7 yr. old daughter is fascinated with "bugs". We just took in "Wormy", an American Dagger moth caterpillar. He has a swell pad with birch and oak leaves. We're going to document it's metamorphosis for a science fair project. She's kind of disappointed because it's not going to be a "pretty" butterfly.

Life is short, and I can't resist her.

i'm ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar...

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-+-{Important TFP Staff Message}-+- LoganSnake has a large penis.

I can't believe it's not Cajun fried moose lips.

To quote Colbert: I believe it's yoghurt

I recently purchased a Macbook to learn about Mac OS X, which took a minute to realize it is much easier to use than Windows.

Here in Ocean City MD we're catching American shad faster than we can pull them out of the water...even triple hits on a five hook rig...but apparently we can't keep any due to stressed populations. But we're having fun anyway.

My friend J eats nothing with eyes, other than potatoes.

Vegetables are good for your eyes Eat Vegetables for Eye Health – Good or Excellent Sources of Ocular Nutrition ...as long as you don't poke your eye with a carrot.