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BadNick 08-07-2008 10:46 AM

I hereby nominate ottopilot for the August 7th President of Nonsense.

Tully Mars 08-07-2008 10:55 AM

Seconded

BadNick 08-07-2008 10:57 AM

I hope he gives his acceptance speach before his term is over.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 12:39 PM

Aw shucks.

PEZ dispensers of my likeness shall be distributed.

That's about all I have... but watch your asses on correct tire pressure. The "OY" (ottopilot Youth) are watching.

Hail Me! or else...

girldetective 08-07-2008 01:36 PM

The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girldetective (Post 2502784)
The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.

Those Bastards will PAY!

Ourcrazymodern? 08-07-2008 02:22 PM

My friend just lied to me.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2502811)
My friend just lied to me.

I hope it was only a white-lie. A friend's betrayal is a sticky thing.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-07-2008 03:16 PM

Brilliance behind it, having refused the money,
where is it going?

The future isn't waiting for us - it's coming.

girldetective 08-07-2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

A friend's betrayal is a sticky thing.
so is pez once you lick it.

Vigilante 08-07-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2483810)
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'... in to the future.

I was singing this 2 days ago.

uncle phil 08-08-2008 02:58 AM

it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...

Tully Mars 08-08-2008 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2503060)
it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...

I've always found the opposite to be true.

It's easy to look like a genius when people around you can't tie their shoes.

Jetée 08-08-2008 03:29 AM

It is all in the context, and subsequent extraction of the text's conveyance.


My truth lies in that I know nothing, only perceiving ideas I retain until they transmorph into something more grand, or are disproven entirely. As such, I am confused yet at ease with not knowing the purpose of this thread, and by coupling, my own posts's point.

Tophat665 08-08-2008 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2503060)
it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys...

Weasels rarely if ever get sucked into jet engines.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-08-2008 07:01 AM

So, can these weasels
ever be disposed, beyond?
WE give them power.

(w/apologies for the haiku, but I have a disease for which there is no drug.)

Vigilante 08-08-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2503156)
Weasels rarely if ever get sucked into jet engines.

Elephants, too.

Oh and blue whales.

ottopilot 08-08-2008 11:59 AM

Waiting takes time.

girldetective 08-08-2008 12:45 PM

There are tears here, not from boredom.

jewels 08-08-2008 01:11 PM

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

Vigilante 08-08-2008 02:50 PM

I see dead people. Not right now though.

Ayashe 08-08-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2502811)
My friend just lied to me.

I have been lied to a lot.:sad:

BadNick 08-08-2008 06:05 PM

I have never lied http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sedfingers.jpg

But I might admit to an epic myth...like by Homer...the Simpson one.

RetroGunslinger 08-08-2008 06:08 PM

I'm watching Spider-Man 3 on Blu-Ray.... and I bought it...

uncle phil 08-09-2008 04:02 AM

i walked 54 holes this past week...

ottopilot 08-12-2008 08:27 AM

I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.

BadNick 08-12-2008 08:46 AM

Our turtle loves to eat cicadas.

girldetective 08-12-2008 01:17 PM

Im getting my haircut tonight - first time in 2 years.
Im not going short.

ottopilot 08-13-2008 05:20 AM

A bird just pooped on my deck.

rrrrr ... time to swab the poop deck me hearties

Vigilante 08-13-2008 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot (Post 2505622)
I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.

I have my bachelors in entomology :)

ottopilot 08-13-2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luciferase75 (Post 2506316)
I have my bachelors in entomology :)

That's really cool. :thumbsup:

My 7 yr. old daughter is fascinated with "bugs". We just took in "Wormy", an American Dagger moth caterpillar. He has a swell pad with birch and oak leaves. We're going to document it's metamorphosis for a science fair project. She's kind of disappointed because it's not going to be a "pretty" butterfly.

Ourcrazymodern? 08-13-2008 03:45 PM

Life is short, and I can't resist her.

uncle phil 08-13-2008 04:22 PM

i'm ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar...

LoganSnake 08-13-2008 08:40 PM



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ottopilot 08-14-2008 07:32 AM

I can't believe it's not Cajun fried moose lips.

Tophat665 08-14-2008 08:30 AM

To quote Colbert: I believe it's yoghurt

Jove 08-14-2008 10:17 AM

I recently purchased a Macbook to learn about Mac OS X, which took a minute to realize it is much easier to use than Windows.

BadNick 08-14-2008 12:30 PM

Here in Ocean City MD we're catching American shad faster than we can pull them out of the water...even triple hits on a five hook rig...but apparently we can't keep any due to stressed populations. But we're having fun anyway.

girldetective 08-14-2008 01:04 PM

My friend J eats nothing with eyes, other than potatoes.

BadNick 08-14-2008 01:09 PM

Vegetables are good for your eyes Eat Vegetables for Eye Health – Good or Excellent Sources of Ocular Nutrition ...as long as you don't poke your eye with a carrot.


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