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I hereby nominate ottopilot for the August 7th President of Nonsense.
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Seconded
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I hope he gives his acceptance speach before his term is over.
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Aw shucks.
PEZ dispensers of my likeness shall be distributed. That's about all I have... but watch your asses on correct tire pressure. The "OY" (ottopilot Youth) are watching. Hail Me! or else... |
The truth is that pez dispensers do not come with accessories such as pipe or glasses or little plastic shoes. Not even a dream house or a cart with pony are included.
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My friend just lied to me.
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Brilliance behind it, having refused the money,
where is it going? The future isn't waiting for us - it's coming. |
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it's difficult to soar with the eagles
when you work with turkeys... |
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It's easy to look like a genius when people around you can't tie their shoes. |
It is all in the context, and subsequent extraction of the text's conveyance.
My truth lies in that I know nothing, only perceiving ideas I retain until they transmorph into something more grand, or are disproven entirely. As such, I am confused yet at ease with not knowing the purpose of this thread, and by coupling, my own posts's point. |
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So, can these weasels
ever be disposed, beyond? WE give them power. (w/apologies for the haiku, but I have a disease for which there is no drug.) |
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Oh and blue whales. |
Waiting takes time.
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There are tears here, not from boredom.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
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I see dead people. Not right now though.
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I have never lied http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sedfingers.jpg
But I might admit to an epic myth...like by Homer...the Simpson one. |
I'm watching Spider-Man 3 on Blu-Ray.... and I bought it...
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i walked 54 holes this past week...
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I have thousands of cicada holes in my back yard.
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Our turtle loves to eat cicadas.
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Im getting my haircut tonight - first time in 2 years.
Im not going short. |
A bird just pooped on my deck.
rrrrr ... time to swab the poop deck me hearties |
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My 7 yr. old daughter is fascinated with "bugs". We just took in "Wormy", an American Dagger moth caterpillar. He has a swell pad with birch and oak leaves. We're going to document it's metamorphosis for a science fair project. She's kind of disappointed because it's not going to be a "pretty" butterfly. |
Life is short, and I can't resist her.
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i'm ashamed of what i did for a klondike bar...
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I can't believe it's not Cajun fried moose lips.
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To quote Colbert: I believe it's yoghurt
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I recently purchased a Macbook to learn about Mac OS X, which took a minute to realize it is much easier to use than Windows.
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Here in Ocean City MD we're catching American shad faster than we can pull them out of the water...even triple hits on a five hook rig...but apparently we can't keep any due to stressed populations. But we're having fun anyway.
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My friend J eats nothing with eyes, other than potatoes.
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Vegetables are good for your eyes Eat Vegetables for Eye Health – Good or Excellent Sources of Ocular Nutrition ...as long as you don't poke your eye with a carrot.
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