Push-Pull

Now the TFP has it's own city!

Site doesn't seem to be advertising anything, so hopefully the mods won't mind me posting the link. Basically, it's a virtual mini-city, and the more people click on the link, the larger it grows.

http://tilted.myminicity.com/

Only thing is, as founder of the city, I don't have to pay parking or traffic tickets. Ever. Oh, and same with property taxes.

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"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-

DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

Redlemon

"mysql.c(438) : Failed to connect to mysql server : Too many connections".

No, wait, I got in the second time. Nevermind.

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Fly

mind if i build my house in your tilted city?


...........i'm sure it'll fit in.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Giant Hamburger

jewels

Mommy, there's a big hairy foot coming through the roof.

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Punk.of.Ages

Can I be the village idiot?

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Fly

No!!!!!!


we're saving that one for paddyjoe eh............

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Punk.of.Ages

Bummer.

Then I want to own the gas station and take all your money with my super high prices.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

BadNick

see those two little trees near the upper left corner that are close together with their crowns touching? That's my treehouse, with a suspended walkway connecting the two trees, one is my bedroom & bath and the other is the living area/kitchen. If you come just under the tree, give one of them a big hug and yell "hey you" I'll drop down my rope ladder and you can climb up. It's fully solar powerd since all days are sunny in Tilted City, and I don't need no stinkin' car so P.o.A. can keep his overpriced gas! In fact, at the next City meeting, I'm proposing an ordinance to ban all motor vehicles from Tilted City.

Push-Pull

But then how am I supposed to be able to not get speeding tickets? As founder of Tilted City, I am immune you know.

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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-

"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-

DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

paddyjoe

Not a very friendly town, i'd say. As of now, my house is up for sale.


One problem though......it's infested with flies!

Ourcrazymodern?

...To think I bought real estate elsewhere makes me weep.

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ring

Will there be windmills?

BadNick

I hope so. But I prefer no taxes, and no street lights. Light pollution bugs me and obscures my views of the night sky from my observatory on top of my trees.

Since apparently we are on our own floating plane universe, it seems we might not need an army to protect us from other MiniCities, so that'll save us a few billion.

ring

I have always dearly wanted to tilt at windmills.

Squire!

troit

I did what I could for you today - I'll try to visit again tomorrow.

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Fly

where's the damn liquor store?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

BadNick

if we agree to have no motor vehicles, we can drink all the ethanol. I like to put berries in my ethanol, blue, straw, or actually, any fruit.

Ourcrazymodern?

This city must have no prhibitions, except for this one.

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ring

seconds for all!

Tophat665

I want to live in the big blue dot in the bottom right corner.

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Redlemon

Hey, we can add industry now. Also visit http://tilted.myminicity.com/ind . Push-Pull, want to add that to the top post?

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ring

We have a librarian! I'm stayin.

BadNick

Redlemon, remind me of why we would want to add industry? We already have zero unemployment as well as zero pollution.

Tophat665

If we don't add industry, where will GH get his army of Atomic Robot Zombies from, hmmm? Answer me that.

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Giant Hamburger

No one can not stop the industrial juggernaut of Atomic Robot Zombies,
or Vampire Clown Monkeys for that matter.

Just give me my space to do my work and we all shall reap the rewards!

BadNick

GH could panhandle on one of our street corners and collect enough sympathy money from Tilted City residents to order Atomic Robot Zombies from Acme Co. ...they had anything Wile E. Coyote needed.

But ...lest I not stay in the path of progress, I'll take two female atomic robot zombies, one blonde and one brunette.

Borla

Doggone it!! I never come in this sub-forum, and saw this site online today. I came here to plug my city only to find there is already one going!! :ripped:

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Tophat665

Hold on. Wait a cotton pickin' minute. What do you mean SubForum? This is a Dom forum. Now get down on your belly and beg for the chance to be as nonsensical as us, and maybe, just maybe, you'll be allowed to kiss the penguin.

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Jenny_Lyte

All that did was crash my browser

SSJTWIZTA

umm...local pot dealers. need some.

umm no criminals? ill change that.

time for some crime.

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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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ring

MY treehouse is almost finished,
this refrigerator box will do nicely till then.

Redlemon

"23 January: An inhabitant has left Tilted City to look for a job."

Sad, it has already come to this.

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ring

I see a good spot for a dog park.

I'm the owner of 'Feed Me Seymour's' greenhouse, and we need more
employees...silly inquiries only please.

Borla

Just for the kissing the penguin comment..... http://pearls-jam.myminicity.com/

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Tophat665

We could set up an escort service on the main drag too, and call it the "Little Shop of Whores."

(Didn't they make a movie of that name featuring Ron Jeremy as a libidinous plant?)

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BadNick

Me Tarzan, you Jane. Where Cheetah?

ring

nice....knife.

I'm not too thrilled about that highrise though...(the building one)

I'm moving to the Zoo now...

Tophat665

Surely Cheetah is off at the Dewdrop Inn slamming Banana Daquiris and being recruited by GH for his Fifth Column.

THink I'll move to the Mesa in the southeast side and take up herming.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

All the Cheetahs of Tilted City are named Shirley.