Tilted City!!!
 

Now the TFP has it's own city!

Site doesn't seem to be advertising anything, so hopefully the mods won't mind me posting the link. Basically, it's a virtual mini-city, and the more people click on the link, the larger it grows.

http://tilted.myminicity.com/

Only thing is, as founder of the city, I don't have to pay parking or traffic tickets. Ever. Oh, and same with property taxes.

"mysql.c(438) : Failed to connect to mysql server : Too many connections".

No, wait, I got in the second time. Nevermind.

mind if i build my house in your tilted city?


...........i'm sure it'll fit in.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1200586954

Mommy, there's a big hairy foot coming through the roof.

Can I be the village idiot?

No!!!!!!


we're saving that one for paddyjoe eh............

Bummer.

Then I want to own the gas station and take all your money with my super high prices.

see those two little trees near the upper left corner that are close together with their crowns touching? That's my treehouse, with a suspended walkway connecting the two trees, one is my bedroom & bath and the other is the living area/kitchen. If you come just under the tree, give one of them a big hug and yell "hey you" I'll drop down my rope ladder and you can climb up. It's fully solar powerd since all days are sunny in Tilted City, and I don't need no stinkin' car so P.o.A. can keep his overpriced gas! In fact, at the next City meeting, I'm proposing an ordinance to ban all motor vehicles from Tilted City.

But then how am I supposed to be able to not get speeding tickets? As founder of Tilted City, I am immune you know.

Not a very friendly town, i'd say. As of now, my house is up for sale.


One problem though......it's infested with flies!

...To think I bought real estate elsewhere makes me weep.

Will there be windmills?

I hope so. But I prefer no taxes, and no street lights. Light pollution bugs me and obscures my views of the night sky from my observatory on top of my trees.

Since apparently we are on our own floating plane universe, it seems we might not need an army to protect us from other MiniCities, so that'll save us a few billion.

I have always dearly wanted to tilt at windmills.

Squire!

I did what I could for you today - I'll try to visit again tomorrow.

where's the damn liquor store?

if we agree to have no motor vehicles, we can drink all the ethanol. I like to put berries in my ethanol, blue, straw, or actually, any fruit.

This city must have no prhibitions, except for this one.

seconds for all!

I want to live in the big blue dot in the bottom right corner.

Hey, we can add industry now. Also visit http://tilted.myminicity.com/ind . Push-Pull, want to add that to the top post?

We have a librarian! I'm stayin.

Redlemon, remind me of why we would want to add industry? We already have zero unemployment as well as zero pollution.

If we don't add industry, where will GH get his army of Atomic Robot Zombies from, hmmm? Answer me that.

No one can not stop the industrial juggernaut of Atomic Robot Zombies,
or Vampire Clown Monkeys for that matter.

Just give me my space to do my work and we all shall reap the rewards!

GH could panhandle on one of our street corners and collect enough sympathy money from Tilted City residents to order Atomic Robot Zombies from Acme Co. ...they had anything Wile E. Coyote needed.

But ...lest I not stay in the path of progress, I'll take two female atomic robot zombies, one blonde and one brunette.

Doggone it!! I never come in this sub-forum, and saw this site online today. I came here to plug my city only to find there is already one going!! :ripped:

Hold on. Wait a cotton pickin' minute. What do you mean SubForum? This is a Dom forum. Now get down on your belly and beg for the chance to be as nonsensical as us, and maybe, just maybe, you'll be allowed to kiss the penguin.

All that did was crash my browser :(

umm...local pot dealers. need some.

umm no criminals? ill change that.

time for some crime.

MY treehouse is almost finished,
this refrigerator box will do nicely till then.

"23 January: An inhabitant has left Tilted City to look for a job."

Sad, it has already come to this.

I see a good spot for a dog park.

I'm the owner of 'Feed Me Seymour's' greenhouse, and we need more
employees...silly inquiries only please.

Just for the kissing the penguin comment.....:orly: http://pearls-jam.myminicity.com/

We could set up an escort service on the main drag too, and call it the "Little Shop of Whores."

(Didn't they make a movie of that name featuring Ron Jeremy as a libidinous plant?)

Me Tarzan, you Jane. Where Cheetah?
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/col2h4.jpg

nice....knife.

I'm not too thrilled about that highrise though...(the building one)

I'm moving to the Zoo now...

Surely Cheetah is off at the Dewdrop Inn slamming Banana Daquiris and being recruited by GH for his Fifth Column.

THink I'll move to the Mesa in the southeast side and take up herming.

All the Cheetahs of Tilted City are named Shirley.

And just to make things more confusing, they're all surnamed "Adoo".

why will not the population numbers reflect my clicking...
two days now...
what be up?

maybe because Badnick took the city to another universe..
awaiting postcards from the edgy ones.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...sapostcard.jpg

ring...I hope my posts are coming thru clear since there is some interference from cosmic rays and intervening dark matter...anyway, I think population numbers at Tilted City increase only by new arrivals, not by established residents revisiting ...makes you wonder about who's tracking who and how.

A short trip report:
We're on the way to who knows where. But along the way, we're having a little socializing party this evening with the locals, and all Tilted City residents are invited ...if you go to my treehouse in N.W. Tilted City, sit in the molecular teletransporter on my kitchen counter and hit the "go" button.

Come one, one come all; free booze if you are so disposed, we are collecting juices for the party from a large methanol cloud. Our invitation:
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics/alien.jpg
ps: ignore the date, as you can imagine, we're in a time warp

juicesss sweet yes sweet,delectable

Ohhh I just thought of a name for a band..

Spiders Peach......juicy....

I hear they are playing at the town square forever.

I wonder where in the hell they found pink roof shingles.

They are festive looking...

Increase the transportation network:
http://tilted.myminicity.com/tra

Oh goodie..the roads have lines now..I can drive home drunk,
closing one eye, and make it home safe now.

They didnt...

i kind of got drunk and felt peoples roof's needed a paint-job.

Quiet town...

not for long.....

Finally snapped a pic of the town activist. Some Irish dude named Corey.....



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1203610834



Personally, I think the fucker's Canadian, but what do I know, eh?


:lol:

That is Saint Patrick from another rife.

I have not a clue what that means.

I doubt he does either......

that activist dude looks like my kind of people.

if i ever see him around town, im going to make friends and buy matching glasses.

Get ready for the influx....

I let it slip to my relatives, where I reside now.

I'm still sitting on the corner with my broom...

industry! we need industry!

now get your ass a job and get this place running again!