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BadNick · 02-25-2011, 12:52 PM

If only this thread had some Love Potion #9 it's wishes would be fulfilled.

uncle phil · 02-25-2011, 01:28 PM

this thread NEVER kissed a cop down at 34th and vine...

BadNick · 02-25-2011, 01:41 PM

lock me up and throw away the key

jewels · 02-26-2011, 01:26 AM

this thread had a brand new pair of roller skates but nick's friend threw away the key

uncle phil · 02-26-2011, 03:21 AM

this thread lights candles in the rain...

Tophat665 · 02-28-2011, 08:25 AM

This thread first finale is fulfilled. It's a wonder, it is.

BadNick · 02-28-2011, 12:34 PM

This thread is about to report itself to the Better Business Bureau.

jewels · 02-28-2011, 01:37 PM

this thread is a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer ...

uncle phil · 03-01-2011, 04:00 AM

this thread can find it's ass with both hands in the dark, or in fly's other thread...

Tophat665 · 03-01-2011, 06:10 AM

This thread had no involvement in the 1992 massacre of virtual people in Kerplechestan.

---------- Post added at 09:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:09 AM ----------

Last night, this thread had a date with a hot little button, and on that hangs a yarn.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-01-2011, 10:30 AM

This thread can sew that up for you, later.

Tophat665 · 03-01-2011, 11:59 AM

This thread will put you in stitches!

uncle phil · 03-01-2011, 01:11 PM

this thread saved nine...

jewels · 03-01-2011, 01:43 PM

this thread is often red when it's doing a baseball

uncle phil · 03-01-2011, 02:41 PM

this thread was standin' on the corner when i heard my bulldog bark...

BadNick · 03-01-2011, 05:17 PM

This thread looks in a mirror and sees itself looking at itself in the mirror.

jewels · 03-02-2011, 01:17 AM

this thread is multisexual

uncle phil · 03-02-2011, 03:37 AM

this thread's bulldog was barkin' at the two men who were gamblin' in the dark...

Tophat665 · 03-02-2011, 06:49 AM

This thread is actual size, but probably seems much bigger to most people.

jewels · 03-02-2011, 12:43 PM

this thread is soft and nubby

Tophat665 · 03-02-2011, 12:51 PM

Four out of Five dentists agree that this thread gets teeth whiter.

uncle phil · 03-02-2011, 12:53 PM

this thread wants to go home...

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-03-2011, 11:47 AM

this thread wants to go home with you

Tophat665 · 03-03-2011, 12:05 PM

This thread will be wrapped around your finger.

---------- Post added at 03:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:04 PM ----------

When this thread cross dresses, it wants to be called "Chenielle"

BadNick · 03-03-2011, 01:45 PM

This thread is hiding under the table at the Tea Party, just waiting for the right moment to jump out.

uncle phil · 03-03-2011, 02:19 PM

"What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times, and this thread was there..."

Tophat665 · 03-03-2011, 02:23 PM

This is the thread that was.

jewels · 03-04-2011, 05:21 AM

this is the thread that will be ...

Tophat665 · 03-04-2011, 06:16 AM

Superstring theory really turns this thread on.

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-04-2011, 09:26 AM

This thread's been having trouble navigating since before it was born, & it's not even noon!

jewels · 03-04-2011, 10:08 AM

this thread can weave with or without a navigator

uncle phil · 03-04-2011, 10:37 AM

this thread has seen fire and rain...

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-16-2011, 12:19 AM

this thread should have predicted jewels

jewels · 03-16-2011, 12:22 AM

this thread is downtown

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-16-2011, 12:34 AM

this thread wishes you a wonderful day

uncle phil · 03-16-2011, 02:47 AM

this thread is going to mexico...

jewels · 03-16-2011, 09:32 AM

this thread has been seen bouncing off walls

BadNick · 03-16-2011, 06:08 PM

This thread thought it would never think of Bobby Vee again.

YouTube - BOBBY VEE- "RUBBER BALL"

jewels · 03-17-2011, 05:10 AM

This thread didn't know that so many red rubber balls were made, but can't find Simon & Garfunkel's.

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-02-2011, 08:37 PM

this thread likes to handle things, but willingly denies them

02-25-2011, 01:28 PM	#2282 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread NEVER kissed a cop down at 34th and vine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-26-2011, 01:26 AM	#2284 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread had a brand new pair of roller skates but nick's friend threw away the key __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-26-2011, 03:21 AM	#2285 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread lights candles in the rain... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-28-2011, 08:25 AM	#2286 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread first finale is fulfilled. It's a wonder, it is. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-28-2011, 01:37 PM	#2288 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-25-2011, 12:52 PM	#2281 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	If only this thread had some Love Potion #9 it's wishes would be fulfilled.

02-25-2011, 01:41 PM	#2283 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	lock me up and throw away the key

02-28-2011, 12:34 PM	#2287 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is about to report itself to the Better Business Bureau.

03-01-2011, 04:00 AM	#2289 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread can find it's ass with both hands in the dark, or in fly's other thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-01-2011, 06:10 AM	#2290 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread had no involvement in the 1992 massacre of virtual people in Kerplechestan. ---------- Post added at 09:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:09 AM ---------- Last night, this thread had a date with a hot little button, and on that hangs a yarn. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-01-2011, 10:30 AM	#2291 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread can sew that up for you, later. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-01-2011, 11:59 AM	#2292 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread will put you in stitches! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-01-2011, 01:11 PM	#2293 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread saved nine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-01-2011, 01:43 PM	#2294 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is often red when it's doing a baseball __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-01-2011, 02:41 PM	#2295 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread was standin' on the corner when i heard my bulldog bark... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-01-2011, 05:17 PM	#2296 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread looks in a mirror and sees itself looking at itself in the mirror.

03-02-2011, 01:17 AM	#2297 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is multisexual __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-02-2011, 03:37 AM	#2298 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread's bulldog was barkin' at the two men who were gamblin' in the dark... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-02-2011, 06:49 AM	#2299 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is actual size, but probably seems much bigger to most people. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2011, 12:43 PM	#2300 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is soft and nubby __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-02-2011, 12:51 PM	#2301 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Four out of Five dentists agree that this thread gets teeth whiter. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2011, 12:53 PM	#2302 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread wants to go home... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2011, 11:47 AM	#2303 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	this thread wants to go home with you __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-03-2011, 12:05 PM	#2304 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread will be wrapped around your finger. ---------- Post added at 03:05 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:04 PM ---------- When this thread cross dresses, it wants to be called "Chenielle" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-03-2011, 01:45 PM	#2305 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is hiding under the table at the Tea Party, just waiting for the right moment to jump out.

03-03-2011, 02:19 PM	#2306 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times, and this thread was there..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-03-2011, 02:23 PM	#2307 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This is the thread that was. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-04-2011, 05:21 AM	#2308 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this is the thread that will be ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-04-2011, 06:16 AM	#2309 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Superstring theory really turns this thread on. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-04-2011, 09:26 AM	#2310 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's been having trouble navigating since before it was born, & it's not even noon! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-04-2011, 10:08 AM	#2311 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread can weave with or without a navigator __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-04-2011, 10:37 AM	#2312 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has seen fire and rain... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-16-2011, 12:19 AM	#2313 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	this thread should have predicted jewels __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

03-16-2011, 12:22 AM	#2314 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is downtown __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-16-2011, 12:34 AM	#2315 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	this thread wishes you a wonderful day __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT