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jewels · 10-10-2009, 04:43 AM

This thread's made the necessary cuts.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-10-2009, 06:33 AM

This thread's uncut.

ring · 10-10-2009, 06:57 PM

This thread's cut is the deepest.

Fremen · 10-10-2009, 07:53 PM

This thread hates calculus.

Tophat665 · 10-11-2009, 04:53 PM

This thread has problems differentiating between integrals and fluxions.

ring · 10-11-2009, 06:01 PM

This thread is behind and ahead of the time spent on reaction,
split before the art of anticipation.

mixedmedia · 10-11-2009, 06:24 PM

this thread is only tenuously committed to gravity.

Fremen · 10-11-2009, 06:43 PM

This thread is cool x Infinity.

Lady Bear Cub · 10-13-2009, 07:48 AM

this thread took advantage of me... and i kind of liked it.

Tophat665 · 10-13-2009, 08:20 AM

This thread is ahead of the curve and running so that the curve doesn't catch up.

uncle phil · 10-13-2009, 11:29 AM

this thread did not pick it's nose in poughkeepsie...

BadNick · 10-13-2009, 11:56 AM

this thread once threw up in the bus station in Newburgh

GreyWolf · 10-13-2009, 12:09 PM

When not being read, this thread says something else, altogether.

ring · 10-13-2009, 12:09 PM

This thread has never accidentally hung the wrong man.

BadNick · 10-13-2009, 01:46 PM

This thread is back for more.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-13-2009, 02:56 PM

This thread wonders if anybody would like to see the extended version.

Fremen · 10-13-2009, 04:26 PM

This thread needs to lose 20 pounds or so.

BadNick · 10-13-2009, 05:19 PM

This thread suggests going to "lost and found" but loosing it rather than finding it.

jewels · 10-14-2009, 03:32 AM

This thread could stand to lose a few loose screws.

uncle phil · 10-14-2009, 03:42 AM

this thread is ready for a southern barbecue...

BadNick · 10-14-2009, 09:35 AM

this thread prefers a dry rub

ring · 10-14-2009, 09:41 AM

This thread just sent Gloria & Meathead a Happy Anniversary card.

Tophat665 · 10-14-2009, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

this thread prefers a dry rub

This thread likes a dry rub just fine on its ribs, but prefers some lubrication just about anywhere else.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-14-2009, 12:30 PM

This thread sometimes can't tell the difference.

uncle phil · 10-14-2009, 01:23 PM

this thread's gonna be WARM come sunday...

Fremen · 10-14-2009, 04:39 PM

This thread lost its tooth.

BadNick · 10-14-2009, 07:35 PM

This thread still has a tooth.

Fly · 10-14-2009, 08:20 PM

this thread has no cooth............

and phil..........you lucky bastard.........enjoy the weather, and say high to noodle for me..........

uncle phil · 10-15-2009, 03:39 AM

this thread thanks you, fly...

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-15-2009, 12:16 PM

This thread's toungue must've missed, but other vittles suffice.

BadNick · 10-15-2009, 04:07 PM

This thread is ready to witness whatever happens, where it happens, when it happens.

Lady Bear Cub · 10-17-2009, 06:01 AM

this thread pleads the fifth because it was slightly involved in whatever happened where ever it was.

Fremen · 10-17-2009, 08:35 PM

This thread posts anonymously on cooking forums, offering recipes, but with at least one crucial ingredient missing.

Lady Bear Cub · 10-18-2009, 09:42 PM

hell, this thread can't even cook.

Tophat665 · 10-19-2009, 05:45 AM

This thread has shacked up with a pretty little button that caan cook award winning meals using nothing but a moulinex and a steam iron.

BadNick · 10-21-2009, 04:29 AM

This thread can cook and sew, but does not iron.

Tophat665 · 10-21-2009, 05:05 AM

THis thread doesn't iron because it's pressed for time.

mixedmedia · 10-21-2009, 05:16 AM

this thread just uttered an audible groan

BadNick · 10-21-2009, 07:30 AM

this thread wonders if a groan' person cries?

mixedmedia · 10-21-2009, 10:50 AM

this thread thinks too much.

10-10-2009, 04:43 AM	#2201 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread's made the necessary cuts. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

10-10-2009, 06:33 AM	#2202 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's uncut. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-10-2009, 07:53 PM	#2204 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread hates calculus. __________________ Google

10-11-2009, 04:53 PM	#2205 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has problems differentiating between integrals and fluxions. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-11-2009, 06:24 PM	#2207 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	this thread is only tenuously committed to gravity. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-10-2009, 06:57 PM	#2203 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread's cut is the deepest.

10-11-2009, 06:01 PM	#2206 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is behind and ahead of the time spent on reaction, split before the art of anticipation.

10-11-2009, 06:43 PM	#2208 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread is cool x Infinity. __________________ Google

10-13-2009, 07:48 AM	#2209 (permalink)
Lady Bear Cub Crazy Location: north carolina	this thread took advantage of me... and i kind of liked it. __________________ "I give myself very good advice, But I very seldom follow it, Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"

10-13-2009, 08:20 AM	#2210 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is ahead of the curve and running so that the curve doesn't catch up. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-13-2009, 11:29 AM	#2211 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread did not pick it's nose in poughkeepsie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-13-2009, 11:56 AM	#2212 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread once threw up in the bus station in Newburgh

10-13-2009, 12:09 PM	#2213 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	When not being read, this thread says something else, altogether. __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-13-2009, 12:09 PM	#2214 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has never accidentally hung the wrong man.

10-13-2009, 01:46 PM	#2215 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is back for more.

10-13-2009, 02:56 PM	#2216 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wonders if anybody would like to see the extended version. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-13-2009, 04:26 PM	#2217 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread needs to lose 20 pounds or so. __________________ Google

10-13-2009, 05:19 PM	#2218 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread suggests going to "lost and found" but loosing it rather than finding it.

10-14-2009, 03:32 AM	#2219 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread could stand to lose a few loose screws. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

10-14-2009, 03:42 AM	#2220 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is ready for a southern barbecue... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-14-2009, 09:35 AM	#2221 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread prefers a dry rub

10-14-2009, 09:41 AM	#2222 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread just sent Gloria & Meathead a Happy Anniversary card.

10-14-2009, 12:30 PM	#2224 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread sometimes can't tell the difference. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-14-2009, 01:23 PM	#2225 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread's gonna be WARM come sunday... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-14-2009, 04:39 PM	#2226 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread lost its tooth. __________________ Google

10-14-2009, 07:35 PM	#2227 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread still has a tooth.

10-14-2009, 08:20 PM	#2228 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has no cooth............ and phil..........you lucky bastard.........enjoy the weather, and say high to noodle for me.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-15-2009, 03:39 AM	#2229 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread thanks you, fly... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-15-2009, 12:16 PM	#2230 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's toungue must've missed, but other vittles suffice. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-15-2009, 04:07 PM	#2231 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is ready to witness whatever happens, where it happens, when it happens.

10-17-2009, 06:01 AM	#2232 (permalink)
Lady Bear Cub Crazy Location: north carolina	this thread pleads the fifth because it was slightly involved in whatever happened where ever it was. __________________ "I give myself very good advice, But I very seldom follow it, Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"

10-17-2009, 08:35 PM	#2233 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread posts anonymously on cooking forums, offering recipes, but with at least one crucial ingredient missing. __________________ Google

10-18-2009, 09:42 PM	#2234 (permalink)
Lady Bear Cub Crazy Location: north carolina	hell, this thread can't even cook. __________________ "I give myself very good advice, But I very seldom follow it, Will I ever learn to do the things I should?"

10-19-2009, 05:45 AM	#2235 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has shacked up with a pretty little button that caan cook award winning meals using nothing but a moulinex and a steam iron. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-21-2009, 04:29 AM	#2236 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread can cook and sew, but does not iron.