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mixedmedia · 08-21-2009, 02:59 AM

This thread has a one-year limited warranty.

Tophat665 · 08-21-2009, 06:48 AM

This thread is scotch tapes butterscotch candies to scotch eggs.

uncle phil · 08-21-2009, 04:49 PM

this thread scootches over a little bit more toward the driver...

BadNick · 08-21-2009, 09:43 PM

this thread sometimes dips its putter into scotch

mixedmedia · 08-22-2009, 03:14 AM

Sometimes this thread can't feel its toes.

jewels · 08-22-2009, 04:21 AM

This thread is kind to strangers, except on Thursdays.

Xerxys · 08-22-2009, 11:00 AM

This thread jacks!

Fremen · 08-22-2009, 03:10 PM

This thread unravels fast.

uncle phil · 08-22-2009, 03:52 PM

this thread fits into fre's sleeper jammies nicely...

Tophat665 · 08-22-2009, 06:50 PM

This thread has the body of a 16 year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd. They're out in it's trunk if you want to go see.

BadNick · 08-22-2009, 07:29 PM

This thread is gonna tach'em up and, buddy, gonna shut you down.

ottopilot · 08-22-2009, 08:54 PM

this thread invented the Snuggie.

jewels · 08-23-2009, 04:32 AM

This thread prefers inebriation to annihilation.

mixedmedia · 08-23-2009, 04:34 AM

This thread is not ashamed of itself.

Tophat665 · 08-23-2009, 05:56 AM

This thread does the things that are needful.

Fly · 08-23-2009, 07:00 AM

this thread got on it's badmotor scooter to ride......

Tophat665 · 08-23-2009, 07:55 PM

This thread's got a chicken to ride, so it don't care.

Fremen · 08-23-2009, 11:39 PM

This thread tried to ride a hippo.

jewels · 08-24-2009, 01:15 AM

This thread was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song.

mixedmedia · 08-24-2009, 02:48 AM

This thread got fired for beatboxing during conference calls.

uncle phil · 08-24-2009, 03:19 AM

this thread played knick-knack on its thumb...

BadNick · 08-24-2009, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels

This thread was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song.

This thread just had a flashback to being 15yo and seeing them live in 1964 when they came to Philadelphia's Convention Hall. I bet you can find this thread in this vid since this thread was sitting...errr, standing...in the 3rd row, barely able to hear due to all the little girl threads screaming the whole time.

YouTube - The Beatles - Philadelphia Convention Hall (9-2-64)

Tophat665 · 08-24-2009, 05:40 AM

When this thread was young, it wanted to be one of Ringo Starr's nose hairs when it grew up.

ottopilot · 08-24-2009, 10:44 AM

This thread once knew a girl from Nantucket.

Tophat665 · 08-24-2009, 10:50 AM

This thread once constructed a condom of pewter.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-24-2009, 02:56 PM

this thread is > a little frustrated w/this forum.

Tophat665 · 08-24-2009, 02:58 PM

Sounds like this thread should ought to cage a few wobblypops off of Fly.

uncle phil · 08-24-2009, 03:43 PM

this thread knows that fly will share...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-24-2009, 04:39 PM

This thread is eager to admit it needs many others to make some cloth.

mixedmedia · 08-24-2009, 05:36 PM

This thread never said the word 'fucktoid'...before tonight.

Fly · 08-24-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread's got a chicken to ride, so it don't care.

this thread thinks that Top is fucking brilliant

---------- Post added at 06:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:44 PM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

Sounds like this thread should ought to cage a few wobblypops off of Fly.

Fly has pops baby.......

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this thread knows that fly will share...

.........and you're damn right i will.......

Fremen · 08-24-2009, 06:16 PM

This thread exits, stage right, even.

jewels · 08-25-2009, 01:31 AM

This thread began as a ball of hot and dense gases.

uncle phil · 08-25-2009, 02:49 AM

then this thread made a big bang...

Tophat665 · 08-25-2009, 03:52 AM

Feeling particularly juvenile, this thread said, "That's what she said, phil."
/ It's a damn long drive to BC, but one of these days.

Fly · 08-25-2009, 04:27 PM

this thread would enjoy Top on a trip to BC.........

and i don't mean Barcardi and Coke's..........

Fremen · 08-25-2009, 09:00 PM

This thread is confused about its sexual identity, and would like to be held, but is not sure by who.

Tophat665 · 08-25-2009, 09:09 PM

This thread is looking for a totally gender neutral hug.

jewels · 08-26-2009, 01:33 AM

This thread does not want to be returned to the factory.

mixedmedia · 08-26-2009, 03:22 AM

This thread wants cake.

08-21-2009, 02:59 AM	#2081 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread has a one-year limited warranty. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-21-2009, 06:48 AM	#2082 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is scotch tapes butterscotch candies to scotch eggs. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-21-2009, 04:49 PM	#2083 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread scootches over a little bit more toward the driver... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-22-2009, 03:14 AM	#2085 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Sometimes this thread can't feel its toes. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-22-2009, 04:21 AM	#2086 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is kind to strangers, except on Thursdays. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-21-2009, 09:43 PM	#2084 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread sometimes dips its putter into scotch

08-22-2009, 11:00 AM	#2087 (permalink)
Xerxys Junkie Location: My head.	This thread jacks!

08-22-2009, 03:10 PM	#2088 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread unravels fast. __________________ Google

08-22-2009, 03:52 PM	#2089 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread fits into fre's sleeper jammies nicely... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-22-2009, 06:50 PM	#2090 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has the body of a 16 year old boy and the brain of a German shepherd. They're out in it's trunk if you want to go see. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-22-2009, 07:29 PM	#2091 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is gonna tach'em up and, buddy, gonna shut you down.

08-22-2009, 08:54 PM	#2092 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	this thread invented the Snuggie. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-23-2009, 04:32 AM	#2093 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread prefers inebriation to annihilation. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-23-2009, 04:34 AM	#2094 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread is not ashamed of itself. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-23-2009, 05:56 AM	#2095 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread does the things that are needful. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 02:56 PM	#2106 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	this thread is > a little frustrated w/this forum. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-24-2009, 04:39 PM	#2109 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is eager to admit it needs many others to make some cloth. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-23-2009, 07:00 AM	#2096 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread got on it's badmotor scooter to ride...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-23-2009, 07:55 PM	#2097 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's got a chicken to ride, so it don't care. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-23-2009, 11:39 PM	#2098 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread tried to ride a hippo. __________________ Google

08-24-2009, 01:15 AM	#2099 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-24-2009, 02:48 AM	#2100 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread got fired for beatboxing during conference calls. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-24-2009, 03:19 AM	#2101 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread played knick-knack on its thumb... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-24-2009, 05:40 AM	#2103 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	When this thread was young, it wanted to be one of Ringo Starr's nose hairs when it grew up. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 10:44 AM	#2104 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread once knew a girl from Nantucket. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-24-2009, 10:50 AM	#2105 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread once constructed a condom of pewter. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 02:58 PM	#2107 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Sounds like this thread should ought to cage a few wobblypops off of Fly. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-24-2009, 03:43 PM	#2108 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread knows that fly will share... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-24-2009, 05:36 PM	#2110 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread never said the word 'fucktoid'...before tonight. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-24-2009, 06:16 PM	#2112 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread exits, stage right, even. __________________ Google

08-25-2009, 01:31 AM	#2113 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread began as a ball of hot and dense gases. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-25-2009, 02:49 AM	#2114 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	then this thread made a big bang... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2009, 03:52 AM	#2115 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Feeling particularly juvenile, this thread said, "That's what she said, phil." / It's a damn long drive to BC, but one of these days. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-25-2009, 04:27 PM	#2116 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread would enjoy Top on a trip to BC......... and i don't mean Barcardi and Coke's.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-25-2009, 09:00 PM	#2117 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread is confused about its sexual identity, and would like to be held, but is not sure by who. __________________ Google

08-25-2009, 09:09 PM	#2118 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is looking for a totally gender neutral hug. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-26-2009, 01:33 AM	#2119 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread does not want to be returned to the factory. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain