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BadNick · 08-10-2009, 11:29 AM

...and this thread thinks there is plenty of her to go around, witness this:

Tophat665 · 08-10-2009, 03:13 PM

This thread prefers a higher grade of tequila than that. :-P

jewels · 08-10-2009, 03:46 PM

This thread requires daily injections of botox to maintain its firmness.

uncle phil · 08-10-2009, 03:49 PM

this thread sometimes looks at the titty board to maintain it's firmness...

Fremen · 08-10-2009, 07:50 PM

This thread puked a french fry it didn't remember eating.

uncle phil · 08-11-2009, 03:11 AM

this thread had medium garlic hot wings for supper last night and is really starting to feel it...

mixedmedia · 08-11-2009, 05:38 AM

this thread thinks a rabbit must have puked near the pool heater.

Tophat665 · 08-11-2009, 05:41 AM

This thread can't believe it ate the whole thing.

BadNick · 08-11-2009, 08:17 AM

Since it's lunchtime in Eastern U sofa, this thread is about to go eat the whole thing.

Tophat665 · 08-11-2009, 08:25 AM

This thread is one spicy meatball.

uncle phil · 08-11-2009, 12:25 PM

this thread would like buy the world a coke...

jewels · 08-11-2009, 01:18 PM

this thread would like to teach the world to sing

Tophat665 · 08-11-2009, 01:20 PM

This thread wans jou to say hello to eet's leetle friend.

Fremen · 08-11-2009, 01:49 PM

This thread likes to drive over pedestrians in GTA IV.

mixedmedia · 08-11-2009, 02:44 PM

This thread reserves the second Tuesday of every month for 'home colonic night.'

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-11-2009, 04:57 PM

This thread wonders about the fiber in the air, & how it can entwine them.

jewels · 08-12-2009, 12:41 AM

This thread is bursting.

uncle phil · 08-12-2009, 03:19 AM

this thread already had appendicitis...

Tophat665 · 08-12-2009, 03:24 AM

This thread is an enema of the state.

jewels · 08-12-2009, 11:04 AM

This thread is melting ...

Tophat665 · 08-12-2009, 12:46 PM

This thread would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't've been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.

Fremen · 08-12-2009, 02:25 PM

This thread wears eyeliner and lipgloss on Tranny Thursday. (coming up tomorrow)

ottopilot · 08-18-2009, 09:07 PM

this thread once had mountains with blue skies high above... once they were part of our everlasting love... but then you ran off with Sergio the kick-boxer... didn't you ... like the whore of a thread you are... yeah, just chew us up and spit us out like we're nothing.

jewels · 08-19-2009, 01:31 AM

this thread has been missin' the deutsch flying man.

uncle phil · 08-19-2009, 02:29 AM

this thread rocks...

Tophat665 · 08-19-2009, 02:33 AM

This thread is tired of otto's whinging and figures he ought to make it a sammich.

mixedmedia · 08-19-2009, 04:12 AM

This thread is a whore for sammiches.

Tophat665 · 08-19-2009, 09:04 AM

This thread is a fool for your stockings.

ottopilot · 08-19-2009, 12:30 PM

perhaps a delicious Morey Amsterdam sammich?

uncle phil · 08-19-2009, 12:38 PM

this thread could be a fool for the city...

jewels · 08-19-2009, 02:04 PM

this thread is funky, foolhardy, freaky and just fine.

Tophat665 · 08-20-2009, 10:04 AM

Irving K Musselman is not a Sandwich. Irving K. Musselman is a GENIUS.

This thread tries to keep kosher, but likes bacon far too much.

jewels · 08-20-2009, 02:08 PM

This thread likes to walk on glass.

mixedmedia · 08-20-2009, 02:10 PM

This thread has a bifurcated sphincter.

uncle phil · 08-20-2009, 03:16 PM

this thread grabs a busch and runs for the hills...

Fremen · 08-20-2009, 05:55 PM

This thread wears Five Fingers shoes.

julie0187 · 08-20-2009, 11:58 PM

this thread loves YOU!!!!

jewels · 08-21-2009, 01:30 AM

This thread has been playing hopscotch since 1928/

nomcat · 08-21-2009, 01:47 AM

This thread has been drinking Scotch since 1912.

uncle phil · 08-21-2009, 02:36 AM

this thread has been wearing scotch plaid since it was a teenager...

08-10-2009, 03:13 PM	#2042 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread prefers a higher grade of tequila than that. :-P __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-10-2009, 03:46 PM	#2043 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread requires daily injections of botox to maintain its firmness. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-10-2009, 03:49 PM	#2044 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread sometimes looks at the titty board to maintain it's firmness... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-10-2009, 07:50 PM	#2045 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread puked a french fry it didn't remember eating. __________________ Google

08-11-2009, 03:11 AM	#2046 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread had medium garlic hot wings for supper last night and is really starting to feel it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-10-2009, 11:29 AM	#2041 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...and this thread thinks there is plenty of her to go around, witness this:

08-11-2009, 05:38 AM	#2047 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	this thread thinks a rabbit must have puked near the pool heater. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-11-2009, 05:41 AM	#2048 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread can't believe it ate the whole thing. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-11-2009, 08:17 AM	#2049 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Since it's lunchtime in Eastern U sofa, this thread is about to go eat the whole thing.

08-11-2009, 08:25 AM	#2050 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is one spicy meatball. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-11-2009, 12:25 PM	#2051 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread would like buy the world a coke... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-11-2009, 01:18 PM	#2052 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread would like to teach the world to sing __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-11-2009, 01:20 PM	#2053 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wans jou to say hello to eet's leetle friend. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-11-2009, 01:49 PM	#2054 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread likes to drive over pedestrians in GTA IV. __________________ Google

08-11-2009, 02:44 PM	#2055 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread reserves the second Tuesday of every month for 'home colonic night.' __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-19-2009, 12:30 PM	#2069 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	perhaps a delicious Morey Amsterdam sammich? __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-11-2009, 04:57 PM	#2056 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wonders about the fiber in the air, & how it can entwine them. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-12-2009, 12:41 AM	#2057 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is bursting. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-12-2009, 03:19 AM	#2058 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread already had appendicitis... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-12-2009, 03:24 AM	#2059 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is an enema of the state. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-12-2009, 11:04 AM	#2060 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is melting ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-12-2009, 12:46 PM	#2061 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't've been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-12-2009, 02:25 PM	#2062 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread wears eyeliner and lipgloss on Tranny Thursday. (coming up tomorrow) __________________ Google

08-18-2009, 09:07 PM	#2063 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	this thread once had mountains with blue skies high above... once they were part of our everlasting love... but then you ran off with Sergio the kick-boxer... didn't you ... like the whore of a thread you are... yeah, just chew us up and spit us out like we're nothing. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

08-19-2009, 01:31 AM	#2064 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread has been missin' the deutsch flying man. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-19-2009, 02:29 AM	#2065 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread rocks... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-19-2009, 02:33 AM	#2066 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is tired of otto's whinging and figures he ought to make it a sammich. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-19-2009, 04:12 AM	#2067 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread is a whore for sammiches. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-19-2009, 09:04 AM	#2068 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is a fool for your stockings. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-19-2009, 12:38 PM	#2070 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread could be a fool for the city... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-19-2009, 02:04 PM	#2071 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread is funky, foolhardy, freaky and just fine. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-20-2009, 10:04 AM	#2072 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Irving K Musselman is not a Sandwich. Irving K. Musselman is a GENIUS. This thread tries to keep kosher, but likes bacon far too much. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-20-2009, 02:08 PM	#2073 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread likes to walk on glass. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

08-20-2009, 02:10 PM	#2074 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread has a bifurcated sphincter. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

08-20-2009, 03:16 PM	#2075 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread grabs a busch and runs for the hills... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-20-2009, 05:55 PM	#2076 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	This thread wears Five Fingers shoes. __________________ Google