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Tophat665 · 01-23-2009, 09:50 AM

THis thread is in greater need of a blowjob than any thread in history.

uncle phil · 01-23-2009, 10:24 AM

this thread delivers...

kramus · 01-23-2009, 11:05 AM

You have to open to it to receive it

Tophat665 · 01-23-2009, 12:40 PM

This thread needs a cigarette now.

kramus · 01-23-2009, 01:44 PM

double your pleasure

Tophat665 · 01-23-2009, 07:23 PM

That smoking crab is clearly the shizznit, as this thread would be the first to admit.

uncle phil · 01-24-2009, 03:17 AM

this thread is going to try to golf again...

Tophat665 · 01-24-2009, 09:13 AM

This thread is developing a bunker mentality. It could be some sort of trap.

uncle phil · 01-24-2009, 12:21 PM

like sand threading its way through an hourglass...

ottopilot · 01-24-2009, 04:54 PM

Like sand in a thong, this thread may chafe the nether-regions.

BadNick · 01-25-2009, 08:26 PM

This thread likes its protection when it jingles in the breeze

Tophat665 · 01-26-2009, 07:08 AM

This thread is taking steampunk just a bit too far.

uncle phil · 01-26-2009, 01:21 PM

this thread needs a pair of brand new roller skates...

YouTube - Brand New Key

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-21-2009, 12:25 PM

This thread wishes it was last weekend.

ring · 02-21-2009, 12:29 PM

DITTO

Tophat665 · 02-21-2009, 01:42 PM

This thread feels sorrow for the buds that come out last week. Remember guys, it's the second mouse what gets the cheese.

BadNick · 02-21-2009, 09:08 PM

All beings are protected in my house...from the farmer to the rat, but the cheese stands alone.

Hi-ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone.

Tophat665 · 02-22-2009, 07:58 AM

This thread would prefer that the cheese stand with some hot pastrami on rye.

Fly · 02-22-2009, 08:43 AM

this thread should be slaying the damn rats like my dogs do.........

nasty fucking rodents

Tophat665 · 02-22-2009, 09:33 AM

This thread will have a slice of the strawberry tart, without so much rat in it.

uncle phil · 02-22-2009, 01:45 PM

this thread needs more melanie safka...(lay down, lay down...)

BadNick · 02-22-2009, 05:38 PM

unc, a friend GAVE ME a couple of Melanie LP's a while back because she didn't listen to her anymore.

ps: I had to look up the name since I never heard her last name though as a youth I loved her and wanted her to have my children....as long as she kept them at home with her and they only visit once every few weeks.

Tophat665 · 02-22-2009, 08:28 PM

This thread was made for loving you, baby, and you were made for loving this thread.

uncle phil · 02-23-2009, 03:34 AM

this thread believes barry white is dead, also...

ring · 07-03-2009, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

This thread has jumped off the cliff,
and is riding a warm thermal updraft,
smiling, as it soars and glides and drifts gently
in a controlled manner
down to
the ground,
where
wine and cheese,
sit on the
blanket,
waiting
for us.

uncle phil · 07-03-2009, 11:35 AM

this thread just spotted an albino unicorn headed for disaster...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-03-2009, 01:20 PM

This thread just realized it forgot something else, again.

Tophat665 · 07-03-2009, 05:24 PM

This thread is going to nip off to "Argentina" for a spot of frolic with the Queen of the Caribou.

uncle phil · 07-04-2009, 01:59 AM

this thread will not cry for you, top...

Tophat665 · 07-04-2009, 03:38 AM

This thread will don an angular prosthesis and play Madonna in the upcoming film.

This thread is desperately seeking credibility.

This thread is a faithful follower of brother John Birch, belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church, and hasn't even got a garage; you can pop over to the ladies' lounge and ask it's wife.

BadNick · 07-06-2009, 10:53 AM

This thread is hoping for a favorable ruling from the Supreme Court of the United States of America.

Tophat665 · 07-06-2009, 11:53 AM

This thread wants to buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on it's real head.

DaniGirl · 07-06-2009, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

:

looks like fun!!!

This thread needs alcohol!! NOW

BadNick · 07-06-2009, 05:31 PM

tip: don't pour alcohol on open wounds

DG, that's so I can save my love for my one and only...for when she gets out of the witness protection program, of course

jewels · 07-07-2009, 01:47 AM

This thread has been forgotten, but not lost.

uncle phil · 07-07-2009, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread is a faithful follower of brother John Birch, belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church...

this thread also loves god and senator dodd...

Tophat665 · 07-07-2009, 06:47 AM

This thread is not going to pay a lot for a muffler.

uncle phil · 07-07-2009, 11:37 AM

this thread can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat...

DaniGirl · 07-07-2009, 11:57 AM

this thread needs LOVE!!!!!!!!!

BadNick · 07-07-2009, 12:21 PM

This thread asks "have you looked in all the wrong places"? I heard that's where you'll find it.

01-23-2009, 09:50 AM	#1881 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread is in greater need of a blowjob than any thread in history. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-23-2009, 10:24 AM	#1882 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread delivers... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-23-2009, 12:40 PM	#1884 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread needs a cigarette now. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-23-2009, 07:23 PM	#1886 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	That smoking crab is clearly the shizznit, as this thread would be the first to admit. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-24-2009, 03:17 AM	#1887 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is going to try to golf again... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-24-2009, 09:13 AM	#1888 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is developing a bunker mentality. It could be some sort of trap. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-24-2009, 12:21 PM	#1889 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	like sand threading its way through an hourglass... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-24-2009, 04:54 PM	#1890 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Like sand in a thong, this thread may chafe the nether-regions. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

01-25-2009, 08:26 PM	#1891 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread likes its protection when it jingles in the breeze

01-26-2009, 07:08 AM	#1892 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is taking steampunk just a bit too far. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-21-2009, 12:25 PM	#1894 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wishes it was last weekend. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-21-2009, 12:29 PM	#1895 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	DITTO

02-21-2009, 01:42 PM	#1896 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread feels sorrow for the buds that come out last week. Remember guys, it's the second mouse what gets the cheese. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-21-2009, 09:08 PM	#1897 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	All beings are protected in my house...from the farmer to the rat, but the cheese stands alone. Hi-ho, the derry-o The cheese stands alone.

02-22-2009, 07:58 AM	#1898 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread would prefer that the cheese stand with some hot pastrami on rye. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-22-2009, 08:43 AM	#1899 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread should be slaying the damn rats like my dogs do......... nasty fucking rodents __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-22-2009, 09:33 AM	#1900 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread will have a slice of the strawberry tart, without so much rat in it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-22-2009, 01:45 PM	#1901 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread needs more melanie safka...(lay down, lay down...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-22-2009, 05:38 PM	#1902 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	unc, a friend GAVE ME a couple of Melanie LP's a while back because she didn't listen to her anymore. ps: I had to look up the name since I never heard her last name though as a youth I loved her and wanted her to have my children....as long as she kept them at home with her and they only visit once every few weeks.

02-22-2009, 08:28 PM	#1903 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread was made for loving you, baby, and you were made for loving this thread. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-23-2009, 03:34 AM	#1904 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread believes barry white is dead, also... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2009, 11:35 AM	#1906 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread just spotted an albino unicorn headed for disaster... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2009, 01:20 PM	#1907 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread just realized it forgot something else, again. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-03-2009, 05:24 PM	#1908 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is going to nip off to "Argentina" for a spot of frolic with the Queen of the Caribou. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-04-2009, 01:59 AM	#1909 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread will not cry for you, top... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2009, 03:38 AM	#1910 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread will don an angular prosthesis and play Madonna in the upcoming film. This thread is desperately seeking credibility. This thread is a faithful follower of brother John Birch, belongs to the Antioch Baptist Church, and hasn't even got a garage; you can pop over to the ladies' lounge and ask it's wife. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-06-2009, 10:53 AM	#1911 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is hoping for a favorable ruling from the Supreme Court of the United States of America.

07-06-2009, 11:53 AM	#1912 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wants to buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on it's real head. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-06-2009, 05:31 PM	#1914 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	tip: don't pour alcohol on open wounds DG, that's so I can save my love for my one and only...for when she gets out of the witness protection program, of course

07-07-2009, 01:47 AM	#1915 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has been forgotten, but not lost. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-07-2009, 06:47 AM	#1917 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is not going to pay a lot for a muffler. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-07-2009, 11:37 AM	#1918 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread can go from 0 to bitch in 3 seconds flat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2009, 11:57 AM	#1919 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	this thread needs LOVE!!!!!!!!!

07-07-2009, 12:21 PM	#1920 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread asks "have you looked in all the wrong places"? I heard that's where you'll find it.