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Fly · 12-17-2008, 06:16 AM

This thread is diggin' the snow.............

BadNick · 12-17-2008, 12:45 PM

Hey, if any of you guys want to join the nitwit protection program, I can get a group discount! Just send your money to nick@tfp.org in a large plain brown envelope that smells good.

Tophat665 · 12-17-2008, 05:27 PM

I thought reality TV was the nitwit projection program.
/ This thread watches PBS and Discovery

Fly · 12-27-2008, 08:01 AM

this thread drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much yesterday.

Tophat665 · 12-27-2008, 08:23 AM

This thread is under the affulence of incohol.

BadNick · 12-27-2008, 04:50 PM

This thread got some protection for Christmas.

uncle phil · 12-29-2008, 02:45 PM

this thread is starting to unravel...

Tophat665 · 12-29-2008, 08:04 PM

This thread is listening to Bolero and hoping it can get re-ravelled.

ring · 12-30-2008, 07:45 AM

This thread wants its room back please.

Tophat665 · 12-30-2008, 10:32 AM

This thread is making due with the closet under the stairs until Great Aunt Tilly goes back to Ypsilanti.

BadNick · 12-30-2008, 12:51 PM

This thread could use a protective hug from Aunt Tilly.

Tophat665 · 12-30-2008, 03:46 PM

This thread's Aunt Tilly has an Alex Trebeck moustache.

ottopilot · 01-03-2009, 11:31 AM

This thread was a good boy, but still didn't get a Mr. Machine for Christmas.

Tophat665 · 01-03-2009, 03:23 PM

This thread had a conniption once, but it started clawing the furniture, so this thread gave it to the humane society.

uncle phil · 01-04-2009, 04:33 AM

this thread still remembers sheboygan pat...

Tophat665 · 01-04-2009, 08:13 AM

This thread would like to thank the academy.

Sion · 01-04-2009, 05:58 PM

this thread knows the way to Santa Fe

BadNick · 01-04-2009, 06:37 PM

This thread is lost unless it's on its way to San Jose

YouTube - Do You KNow the Way to San Jose by Dionne Warwick

Tophat665 · 01-04-2009, 09:32 PM

This thread's neve been to Spain, but it's been to Oklahoma (or Arizona. What does it matter?)

Fly · 01-04-2009, 09:35 PM

this thread thinks little of Spain...........

Tophat665 · 01-04-2009, 09:40 PM

Still, this thread knows that Spanish Haarlem is not just pretty words to say.

BadNick · 01-05-2009, 04:39 AM

This thread wishes to pay respect to Phil Spector http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Harlem_(song)

YouTube - Ben E King - Spanish Harlem

Tophat665 · 01-05-2009, 05:03 AM

This thread walked 47 miles of barbed wire, uses a cobra-snake for a necktie, and has a big old house at an undisclosed location, made from rattlesnake hide. It's got a brand new chimney up on top that's made out of a human skulls. Which thread do you love?

ring · 01-06-2009, 08:10 AM

This thread begins to tremble,
silently mouthing the countdown,
that's giving birth to some big fluttery butterflies.

BadNick · 01-06-2009, 09:19 PM

I have a plan to get some protection and maybe a cookie.

If I wear this mask:

I think I might blend in with these guys enough that they'd share one of their cookies with me. They look friendly and seem to be having a cookie party.

Tophat665 · 01-07-2009, 11:44 AM

THis thread is Pandaing to the Lowest Comic Dominator.

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-10-2009, 12:54 PM

This thread believes god's mind is made up.

BadNick · 01-10-2009, 05:41 PM

When this thread ends, it would like to get a job protecting other witnesses.

uncle phil · 01-11-2009, 12:18 PM

oops, this thread just watched the eagles go ahead, 13 - 11...

BadNick · 01-12-2009, 04:56 AM

This thread is thankful that the Eagles' Defence are such a protective bunch of guys.

Fly · 01-12-2009, 07:28 AM

this thread is another day older and deeper in debt..........

uncle phil · 01-12-2009, 01:15 PM

this thread hopes that ol' tennessee peapicker doesn't decide to sing for us...

uh-oh...

YouTube - Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

BadNick · 01-12-2009, 02:08 PM

Many years ago when this thread was barely a short piece of yarn, it loved watching the Tennessee Ernie Ford Show every single day.

Tophat665 · 01-12-2009, 07:30 PM

This thread's cat got into the knitting supplies, and on that tail hangs a yarn.

uncle phil · 01-22-2009, 01:51 PM

this thread is again beginning to unravel...

Tophat665 · 01-22-2009, 05:59 PM

This old thread, it played one, it put knicknacks up its bum, with a knicknack, fannysmack, get it to the car, come up with a good story on the way to the ER.

BadNick · 01-22-2009, 08:14 PM

This old thread, it played two, it hopes it's not as dumb as you, with a knicknack, fannysmack, use a string to tie, then you won't have to make up a lie.

ZenFilthPig · 01-23-2009, 06:30 AM

This old thread, it played three, now it needs an operation on it's knee. With a knicknack, paddywhack, all its' money spent - to reconstruct the Anterior Cruciate Ligament.

uncle phil · 01-23-2009, 06:52 AM

this thread's momma told it, if it was goody
that she would buy it a rubber dolly...

ring · 01-23-2009, 09:31 AM

This thread wants to play with the 'Predict who will post after you' thread,
but but but....it's gone?

12-17-2008, 06:16 AM	#1841 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	This thread is diggin' the snow............. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-17-2008, 05:27 PM	#1843 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I thought reality TV was the nitwit projection program. / This thread watches PBS and Discovery __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-27-2008, 08:01 AM	#1844 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much yesterday. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-27-2008, 08:23 AM	#1845 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is under the affulence of incohol. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-29-2008, 02:45 PM	#1847 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is starting to unravel... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-17-2008, 12:45 PM	#1842 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Hey, if any of you guys want to join the nitwit protection program, I can get a group discount! Just send your money to nick@tfp.org in a large plain brown envelope that smells good.

12-27-2008, 04:50 PM	#1846 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread got some protection for Christmas.

12-29-2008, 08:04 PM	#1848 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is listening to Bolero and hoping it can get re-ravelled. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-30-2008, 07:45 AM	#1849 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread wants its room back please.

12-30-2008, 10:32 AM	#1850 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is making due with the closet under the stairs until Great Aunt Tilly goes back to Ypsilanti. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-30-2008, 12:51 PM	#1851 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread could use a protective hug from Aunt Tilly.

12-30-2008, 03:46 PM	#1852 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's Aunt Tilly has an Alex Trebeck moustache. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-03-2009, 11:31 AM	#1853 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread was a good boy, but still didn't get a Mr. Machine for Christmas. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

01-03-2009, 03:23 PM	#1854 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread had a conniption once, but it started clawing the furniture, so this thread gave it to the humane society. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-04-2009, 04:33 AM	#1855 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread still remembers sheboygan pat... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-04-2009, 05:58 PM	#1857 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread knows the way to Santa Fe __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-10-2009, 12:54 PM	#1867 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread believes god's mind is made up. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-04-2009, 08:13 AM	#1856 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread would like to thank the academy. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-04-2009, 09:32 PM	#1859 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's neve been to Spain, but it's been to Oklahoma (or Arizona. What does it matter?) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-04-2009, 09:35 PM	#1860 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread thinks little of Spain........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-04-2009, 09:40 PM	#1861 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Still, this thread knows that Spanish Haarlem is not just pretty words to say. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-05-2009, 05:03 AM	#1863 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread walked 47 miles of barbed wire, uses a cobra-snake for a necktie, and has a big old house at an undisclosed location, made from rattlesnake hide. It's got a brand new chimney up on top that's made out of a human skulls. Which thread do you love? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-06-2009, 08:10 AM	#1864 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread begins to tremble, silently mouthing the countdown, that's giving birth to some big fluttery butterflies. Last edited by ring; 01-06-2009 at 08:12 AM..

01-06-2009, 09:19 PM	#1865 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I have a plan to get some protection and maybe a cookie. If I wear this mask: I think I might blend in with these guys enough that they'd share one of their cookies with me. They look friendly and seem to be having a cookie party.

01-07-2009, 11:44 AM	#1866 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread is Pandaing to the Lowest Comic Dominator. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-10-2009, 05:41 PM	#1868 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	When this thread ends, it would like to get a job protecting other witnesses.

01-11-2009, 12:18 PM	#1869 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	oops, this thread just watched the eagles go ahead, 13 - 11... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-12-2009, 04:56 AM	#1870 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread is thankful that the Eagles' Defence are such a protective bunch of guys.

01-12-2009, 07:28 AM	#1871 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is another day older and deeper in debt.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-12-2009, 02:08 PM	#1873 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Many years ago when this thread was barely a short piece of yarn, it loved watching the Tennessee Ernie Ford Show every single day.

01-12-2009, 07:30 PM	#1874 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's cat got into the knitting supplies, and on that tail hangs a yarn. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-22-2009, 01:51 PM	#1875 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is again beginning to unravel... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-22-2009, 05:59 PM	#1876 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This old thread, it played one, it put knicknacks up its bum, with a knicknack, fannysmack, get it to the car, come up with a good story on the way to the ER. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-22-2009, 08:14 PM	#1877 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This old thread, it played two, it hopes it's not as dumb as you, with a knicknack, fannysmack, use a string to tie, then you won't have to make up a lie.

01-23-2009, 06:30 AM	#1878 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This old thread, it played three, now it needs an operation on it's knee. With a knicknack, paddywhack, all its' money spent - to reconstruct the Anterior Cruciate Ligament.

01-23-2009, 06:52 AM	#1879 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread's momma told it, if it was goody that she would buy it a rubber dolly... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-23-2009, 09:31 AM	#1880 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread wants to play with the 'Predict who will post after you' thread, but but but....it's gone?