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BadNick · 10-21-2008, 06:23 AM

When you come back from Venus, this thread could use some help...'cause we gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's.

ottopilot · 10-21-2008, 10:08 AM

this thread could soon find itself in dire straights

Tophat665 · 10-21-2008, 10:42 AM

This thread is wearing a protective garment so that it doesn't contract an industrial disease.

ottopilot · 10-21-2008, 11:47 AM

This thread believes that the automotive industry must educate their workforce of the dangers of car and truck radio antennas. Prevention is only part of the cure for van aerial disease.

Remember... safety is no accident.

BadNick · 10-21-2008, 11:57 AM

This thread was accidentally safe once.

Poppinjay · 10-23-2008, 03:28 AM

Don't cry for this thread, Argentina.

BadNick · 10-23-2008, 03:41 AM

cry baby cry baby cry baby...this thread hopes Janis is happy in the program

YouTube - Janis Joplin - Cry Baby (live in toronto 1970)

uncle phil · 10-23-2008, 03:45 AM

this thread needs a bottle of southern comfort...

Poppinjay · 10-23-2008, 03:47 AM

This thread thrives on drama and dark liquor women.

BadNick · 10-23-2008, 03:49 AM

This thread likes to lick dark women...or light ones.

Tophat665 · 10-23-2008, 10:15 AM

If this thread can't lick 'em, it'll join 'em.

ottopilot · 10-23-2008, 12:56 PM

This thread will bring the moist towelettes.

BadNick · 10-23-2008, 08:03 PM

This thread enjoys all women, including the Moist Towelettes

ottopilot · 10-24-2008, 07:17 AM

This thread believes in anything "fresh-scented".

Poppinjay · 10-24-2008, 07:41 AM

This thread is not so fresh down there.

Tophat665 · 10-24-2008, 10:19 AM

The moist towlettes make this thread walk like a camel.

Fly · 10-25-2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

this thread needs a bottle of southern comfort...

this thread would never think of taking acid while drinking southern comfort.....*barf*

BadNick · 10-25-2008, 10:33 AM

This thread knows that drugs and alcohol usually don't mix well...well, except maybe sometimes a couple beers with a percocet.

ottopilot · 10-27-2008, 08:32 AM

This thread will never free Willy again.

Fly · 10-28-2008, 02:13 AM

this thread likes it's Willy free

BadNick · 10-28-2008, 03:50 AM

This thread calls its Willy William the Conqueror.

per wiki: [I]"...William the Conqueror is also referred to as "William II" in relation his position as Duke of Normandy, and particularly before the conquest of England, he was known as "William the Bastard"..."

Tophat665 · 10-28-2008, 12:36 PM

Nothing is free, but this thread can get you some fine, if slightly used, Willys for a very reasonable price.

BadNick · 10-28-2008, 01:11 PM

This thread would sure like a slightly used but nice '41 Willys Coupe

jewels · 10-28-2008, 01:46 PM

This thread is looking for longjohns.

Tophat665 · 10-28-2008, 04:49 PM

This thread's been looking for love in all the wrong places.

ottopilot · 10-29-2008, 05:18 AM

This thread wasn't surprised when Hostess changed King Dons back to the original name Ding Dongs.

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-29-2008, 06:15 AM

This thread just spent another WONDERFUL hour and a half on the phone with ring.

I love her.

Tophat665 · 10-29-2008, 06:36 AM

This thread caught you playin' with your own dingaling...

ottopilot · 10-29-2008, 06:39 AM

This thread is always amazed at the volume of corn niblets that appear to pass intact.

Tophat665 · 10-29-2008, 06:41 AM

THis thread has never really gotten over the traumas of potty training.

Fly · 11-06-2008, 06:08 AM

this thread has to pee

Dammitall · 11-06-2008, 07:19 AM

This thread was disenfranchised.

uncle phil · 11-06-2008, 07:52 AM

there are some who watch this thread with a jaundiced eye...

Tophat665 · 11-06-2008, 09:45 AM

This thread's cockles have been warmed.

BadNick · 11-06-2008, 09:56 AM

This thread has a warm spot for the cockleshell heroes.

The Cockleshell Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fly · 11-06-2008, 11:57 AM

this threads cock needs a warm spot...........

Ourcrazymodern? · 11-06-2008, 06:07 PM

This thread longs.

uncle phil · 11-07-2008, 04:12 AM

short...thread...this...

BadNick · 11-07-2008, 04:24 AM

This thread has a dream.

Tophat665 · 11-07-2008, 06:30 AM

Don't judge this thread by the color of its skin, but by its content of characters.

10-21-2008, 10:08 AM	#1762 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	this thread could soon find itself in dire straights __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-21-2008, 10:42 AM	#1763 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is wearing a protective garment so that it doesn't contract an industrial disease. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-21-2008, 11:47 AM	#1764 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread believes that the automotive industry must educate their workforce of the dangers of car and truck radio antennas. Prevention is only part of the cure for van aerial disease. Remember... safety is no accident. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-23-2008, 03:28 AM	#1766 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Don't cry for this thread, Argentina. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-23-2008, 03:45 AM	#1768 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread needs a bottle of southern comfort... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-21-2008, 06:23 AM	#1761 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	When you come back from Venus, this thread could use some help...'cause we gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's.

10-21-2008, 11:57 AM	#1765 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread was accidentally safe once.

10-23-2008, 03:47 AM	#1769 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread thrives on drama and dark liquor women. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-23-2008, 03:49 AM	#1770 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread likes to lick dark women...or light ones.

10-23-2008, 10:15 AM	#1771 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	If this thread can't lick 'em, it'll join 'em. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-23-2008, 12:56 PM	#1772 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread will bring the moist towelettes. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-23-2008, 08:03 PM	#1773 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread enjoys all women, including the Moist Towelettes

10-24-2008, 07:17 AM	#1774 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread believes in anything "fresh-scented". __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-24-2008, 07:41 AM	#1775 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	This thread is not so fresh down there. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-24-2008, 10:19 AM	#1776 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	The moist towlettes make this thread walk like a camel. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-28-2008, 02:13 AM	#1780 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread likes it's Willy free __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-28-2008, 01:46 PM	#1784 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is looking for longjohns. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

10-25-2008, 10:33 AM	#1778 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread knows that drugs and alcohol usually don't mix well...well, except maybe sometimes a couple beers with a percocet.

10-27-2008, 08:32 AM	#1779 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread will never free Willy again. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-28-2008, 03:50 AM	#1781 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread calls its Willy William the Conqueror. per wiki: [I]"...William the Conqueror is also referred to as "William II" in relation his position as Duke of Normandy, and particularly before the conquest of England, he was known as "William the Bastard"..."

10-28-2008, 12:36 PM	#1782 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Nothing is free, but this thread can get you some fine, if slightly used, Willys for a very reasonable price. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-28-2008, 01:11 PM	#1783 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread would sure like a slightly used but nice '41 Willys Coupe

10-28-2008, 04:49 PM	#1785 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's been looking for love in all the wrong places. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-29-2008, 05:18 AM	#1786 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread wasn't surprised when Hostess changed King Dons back to the original name Ding Dongs. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-29-2008, 06:15 AM	#1787 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread just spent another WONDERFUL hour and a half on the phone with ring. I love her. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

10-29-2008, 06:36 AM	#1788 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread caught you playin' with your own dingaling... __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-29-2008, 06:39 AM	#1789 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	This thread is always amazed at the volume of corn niblets that appear to pass intact. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

10-29-2008, 06:41 AM	#1790 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread has never really gotten over the traumas of potty training. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-06-2008, 06:08 AM	#1791 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has to pee __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-06-2008, 07:52 AM	#1793 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	there are some who watch this thread with a jaundiced eye... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-06-2008, 09:45 AM	#1794 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread's cockles have been warmed. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-06-2008, 09:56 AM	#1795 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has a warm spot for the cockleshell heroes. The Cockleshell Heroes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

11-06-2008, 11:57 AM	#1796 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this threads cock needs a warm spot........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-06-2008, 06:07 PM	#1797 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread longs. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

11-07-2008, 04:12 AM	#1798 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	short...thread...this... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-07-2008, 04:24 AM	#1799 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has a dream.

11-07-2008, 06:30 AM	#1800 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Don't judge this thread by the color of its skin, but by its content of characters. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.