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uncle phil · 02-08-2008, 01:33 PM

this thread can have a ballantine's while remembering my old v.2 and v.3 signature...

Tophat665 · 02-08-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

This thread would enjoy sucking on a beer through
an Electric Blue colored twirly straw,
while listening to David Bowie.

But really, who wouldn't?

Fly · 02-08-2008, 06:35 PM

this thread has to hang out with his drunken buddy tonight........ (who's gonna be pasted by nine fuckin' thirty)..........and it's gonna make him have to go home early.

fuckin' light weights...........

BadNick · 02-08-2008, 06:36 PM

this thread found an appropriate Valentine's Day card with this greeting:

I picked up this card
from a slim selection,
But that's all they offer
in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe

ring · 02-09-2008, 09:10 AM

This thread has jumped off the cliff,
and is riding a warm thermal updraft,
smiling, as it soars and glides and drifts gently
in a controlled manner
down to
the ground,
where
wine and cheese,
sit on the
blanket,
waiting
for us.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-09-2008, 04:47 PM

This thread will be there, without pretense.

BadNick · 02-09-2008, 10:19 PM

this thread is waiting for a golden parachute

Sion · 02-10-2008, 03:54 AM

this thread has worn blue suede shoes, fallen into a burning ring of fire, been tangled up in blue and has heard London calling. and that was only last thursday...

ring · 02-10-2008, 08:02 AM

This thread simply loves the word 'comfortable'
it rolls off the tongue well, it sounds like what it means,
it is a hero of a word.

BadNick · 02-11-2008, 07:45 AM

this thread loves a hero of a hero and hopes all participants in witness protection can eat one of these

jewels · 02-11-2008, 08:03 AM

This thread is not easily manipulated by cinematic pop cultured cuisine.

Ahem.

Tophat665 · 02-11-2008, 08:06 AM

THis thread is worried that it left the coffee pot on.

ring · 02-11-2008, 08:07 AM

This thread sings.

BadNick · 02-11-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread is not easily manipulated by cinematic pop cultured cuisine.

Ahem.

That sounds like pop corn. This thread loves pop corn, and coincidentally, so do I ...with grated parmesan on it. And with melted carmel and pecans for dessert. After that, this thread would like a triple cappuccino very dry.

jewels · 02-11-2008, 11:10 AM

This thread really wants to share some of BadNick's parmesaned popcorn chased by the carmel and pecan stuff so it doesn't get a tummy ache. Don't forget, this thread is still expecting. Just take what you want.

BadNick · 02-11-2008, 11:31 AM

Ahhh, I didn't realize this thread is expecting. How sweet, congratulations and all the best.

I hope this thread allows me to be the godfather of the little expectation, though I imagine "godfather" may have a negative connotation to things in this thread's past that it would rather forget.

uncle phil · 02-11-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

this thread loves a hero of a hero and hopes all participants in witness protection can eat one of these

this thread always knew a hero wasn't nothin' but a samwich...

jewels · 02-12-2008, 04:48 AM

This thread loves a good hero and still eats samwiches.

Sion · 02-12-2008, 06:00 AM

this thread enjoys the fine art of sammiching...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-12-2008, 06:23 AM

This thread has developed an appetite. I hear this is a good sign.

Tophat665 · 02-12-2008, 07:37 AM

This thread eats little punks like you for breakfast.

jewels · 02-12-2008, 07:53 AM

This thread does not enjoy being bullied.

uncle phil · 02-12-2008, 08:03 AM

i thought this thread was attitudinally challenged...

Fly · 02-12-2008, 08:10 AM

this thread is sleep challenged.....

ring · 02-12-2008, 08:12 AM

This thread will give everyone a computer,
equipped to listen to this song, Sad Lisa, By Cat Stevens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69RXBQe5RYg

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-12-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread eats little punks like you for breakfast.

This thread will hardly swallow that. Then, this thread will go out for breakfast.

BadNick · 02-12-2008, 05:14 PM

This thread got a congratulatory and good wishes telephone call last night from Paris Hilton, but it just hung up on her.

Sion · 02-12-2008, 07:08 PM

this thread is also in the witless erection program

but it doesnt like to talk about that

Fly · 02-12-2008, 08:06 PM

this thread wishes it had on a set of track pants instead of these fucking jeans.......

ZenFilthPig · 02-13-2008, 05:20 AM

This thread thinks its penis is smaller than average and is trying to compensate by driving a cool car.

jewels · 02-13-2008, 05:35 AM

This thread is pregnant and has a small penis and is concerned about giving birth.

uncle phil · 02-13-2008, 05:37 AM

this thread will probably never pick it's nose in poughkeepsie...

BadNick · 02-13-2008, 07:25 AM

Even though this thread drives a 600+ hp Supra turbo, it just looked at it's penis in the mirror and it appears to be normal size, but it's sure it was one of those mirrors that makes everything look smaller than it really is (can't show face due to witness protection program rules and regulations)

ring · 02-13-2008, 08:20 AM

This thread is humming to the song..Turn! Turn!Turn!
Seekers and Byrds alike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy1aKt0lhtg

uncle phil · 02-14-2008, 03:35 AM

this thread is beginning to flesh out...

BadNick · 02-14-2008, 06:32 AM

This thread has mixed feelings about today, thanks to Uncle Al:

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-14-2008, 07:03 PM

This thread is laughing (what remains of) its ass off.

Fotzlid · 02-14-2008, 10:11 PM

This thread holds several patents for door mounted ice dispensers on fridges.

Sion · 02-15-2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid

This thread holds several patents for door mounted ice dispensers on fridges.

and is not afraid to use them...

jewels · 02-15-2008, 01:41 AM

This thread has abs of steel. Don't try to snag a peek until the baby comes.

02-08-2008, 01:33 PM	#481 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread can have a ballantine's while remembering my old v.2 and v.3 signature... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-08-2008, 06:35 PM	#483 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread has to hang out with his drunken buddy tonight........ (who's gonna be pasted by nine fuckin' thirty)..........and it's gonna make him have to go home early. fuckin' light weights........... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-09-2008, 04:47 PM	#486 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread will be there, without pretense. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-10-2008, 03:54 AM	#488 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread has worn blue suede shoes, fallen into a burning ring of fire, been tangled up in blue and has heard London calling. and that was only last thursday... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-11-2008, 08:03 AM	#491 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is not easily manipulated by cinematic pop cultured cuisine. Ahem. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-08-2008, 06:36 PM	#484 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread found an appropriate Valentine's Day card with this greeting: I picked up this card from a slim selection, But that's all they offer in witness protection. Love, J. Doe

02-09-2008, 09:10 AM	#485 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has jumped off the cliff, and is riding a warm thermal updraft, smiling, as it soars and glides and drifts gently in a controlled manner down to the ground, where wine and cheese, sit on the blanket, waiting for us.

02-09-2008, 10:19 PM	#487 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread is waiting for a golden parachute

02-10-2008, 08:02 AM	#489 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread simply loves the word 'comfortable' it rolls off the tongue well, it sounds like what it means, it is a hero of a word.

02-11-2008, 07:45 AM	#490 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	this thread loves a hero of a hero and hopes all participants in witness protection can eat one of these

02-11-2008, 08:06 AM	#492 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread is worried that it left the coffee pot on. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-11-2008, 08:07 AM	#493 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread sings.

02-11-2008, 11:10 AM	#495 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread really wants to share some of BadNick's parmesaned popcorn chased by the carmel and pecan stuff so it doesn't get a tummy ache. Don't forget, this thread is still expecting. Just take what you want. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-11-2008, 11:31 AM	#496 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Ahhh, I didn't realize this thread is expecting. How sweet, congratulations and all the best. I hope this thread allows me to be the godfather of the little expectation, though I imagine "godfather" may have a negative connotation to things in this thread's past that it would rather forget.

02-12-2008, 04:48 AM	#498 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread loves a good hero and still eats samwiches. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 06:00 AM	#499 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread enjoys the fine art of sammiching... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-12-2008, 06:23 AM	#500 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread has developed an appetite. I hear this is a good sign. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-12-2008, 07:37 AM	#501 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread eats little punks like you for breakfast. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-12-2008, 07:53 AM	#502 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread does not enjoy being bullied. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-12-2008, 08:03 AM	#503 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i thought this thread was attitudinally challenged... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-12-2008, 08:10 AM	#504 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is sleep challenged..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-12-2008, 05:14 PM	#507 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread got a congratulatory and good wishes telephone call last night from Paris Hilton, but it just hung up on her.

02-12-2008, 07:08 PM	#508 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread is also in the witless erection program but it doesnt like to talk about that __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

02-12-2008, 08:06 PM	#509 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread wishes it had on a set of track pants instead of these fucking jeans....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-13-2008, 05:20 AM	#510 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread thinks its penis is smaller than average and is trying to compensate by driving a cool car.

02-13-2008, 05:35 AM	#511 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is pregnant and has a small penis and is concerned about giving birth. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

02-13-2008, 05:37 AM	#512 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread will probably never pick it's nose in poughkeepsie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-13-2008, 07:25 AM	#513 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Even though this thread drives a 600+ hp Supra turbo, it just looked at it's penis in the mirror and it appears to be normal size, but it's sure it was one of those mirrors that makes everything look smaller than it really is (can't show face due to witness protection program rules and regulations)

02-14-2008, 03:35 AM	#515 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is beginning to flesh out... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-14-2008, 06:32 AM	#516 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread has mixed feelings about today, thanks to Uncle Al:

02-14-2008, 07:03 PM	#517 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is laughing (what remains of) its ass off. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-14-2008, 10:11 PM	#518 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	This thread holds several patents for door mounted ice dispensers on fridges.

02-15-2008, 01:41 AM	#520 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has abs of steel. Don't try to snag a peek until the baby comes. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain