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Old 01-25-2008, 05:08 PM   #321 (permalink)
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this thread was up awfully early..........hmmmm.........did it mess the bed maybe?
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Old 01-25-2008, 05:49 PM   #322 (permalink)
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this thread knows a teflon don...
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Old 01-25-2008, 06:27 PM   #323 (permalink)
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This thread might slide, but it hasn't slipped.
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:34 PM   #324 (permalink)
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this thread is very close to becoming a classical gas...

this thread IS a gas, man...crazy, groovy...jumpin jack flash its a gas gas gas
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Old 01-25-2008, 07:44 PM   #325 (permalink)
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this thread has infinite quantum of solace
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Old 01-25-2008, 08:40 PM   #326 (permalink)
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What Would This Thread Do?
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Old 01-26-2008, 05:19 AM   #327 (permalink)
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this thread will always do the right thing........
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:41 AM   #328 (permalink)
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Aha, but this thread knows something you do not... that it is not really left-handed.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:48 AM   #329 (permalink)
 
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This thread is portentous.
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Old 01-26-2008, 07:54 AM   #330 (permalink)
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This thread was choking on a bit of dry toast that got caught in it's throat but it's all better now.

It thanks you for asking.
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Old 01-26-2008, 08:40 AM   #331 (permalink)
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Aha, but this thread knows something you do not... that it is not really left-handed.
This thread has studied its Agrippa.
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Old 01-26-2008, 10:21 AM   #332 (permalink)
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this thread would never spill it's wine...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 01-26-2008, 10:36 AM   #333 (permalink)
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this thread would stomp some grapes, though......
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Old 01-26-2008, 11:04 AM   #334 (permalink)
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this thread likes red wine.............



........and this thread thinks joe is an ass...........
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Old 01-26-2008, 11:34 AM   #335 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:03 PM   #336 (permalink)
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This thread is throwing a cocktail party and wants you to bring the hors d'oeuvres.
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Old 01-26-2008, 06:21 PM   #337 (permalink)
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Did someone say whores?

This thread is afraid it will run out of little paper umbrellas for the drinks if people are bringing whores.
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Old 01-27-2008, 04:18 AM   #338 (permalink)
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This thread is going to hell now.
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Old 01-27-2008, 05:00 AM   #339 (permalink)
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This thread has partial paralytical psychosis on Tuesdays, Thursdays and sometime Sundays.
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Old 01-27-2008, 06:07 AM   #340 (permalink)
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........and this thread thinks joe is an ass...........
THIS THREAD NEVER FUCKING SAID THAT






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Old 01-27-2008, 06:27 AM   #341 (permalink)
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this thread wonders why the last poster has to be so fucking loud
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Old 01-27-2008, 07:34 AM   #342 (permalink)
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This thread laughs more than it cries, but it does both quite loudly.
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:22 AM   #343 (permalink)
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this thread rocks the Casbah
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Old 01-27-2008, 11:49 AM   #344 (permalink)
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This thread took the initiative in creating the internet.
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Old 01-27-2008, 12:07 PM   #345 (permalink)
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This thread seeks 'peaceful coexistence'.
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Old 01-27-2008, 12:57 PM   #346 (permalink)
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this threads number has been retired
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Old 01-27-2008, 03:15 PM   #347 (permalink)
 
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This thread is sweating and fiddling with its collar.
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Old 01-27-2008, 03:27 PM   #348 (permalink)
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This thread needs a lullabye.
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Old 01-27-2008, 04:03 PM   #349 (permalink)
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jehovah witnessed this thread...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-27-2008, 04:44 PM   #350 (permalink)
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This thread needs ownership.
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Old 01-27-2008, 05:02 PM   #351 (permalink)
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This thread just wants to be hugged.
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Old 01-27-2008, 08:17 PM   #352 (permalink)
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this threads count is a nice soft 352
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:10 AM   #353 (permalink)
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Poor little thread This post of this thread has been accused of being a palindrome.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:17 AM   #354 (permalink)
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This thread wants what it knows it can't have, so I kissed her again...
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:28 AM   #355 (permalink)
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This thread just became aware that it's pregnant.
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:17 AM   #356 (permalink)
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oh my god, now this thread will have baby threads in the witness protection program so all the little baby threads will grow up without a true place and home and will turn out to be hardened criminals just like this thread was before it went into witness protection.
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Old 01-28-2008, 12:38 PM   #357 (permalink)
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oh my god, now this thread will have baby threads in the witness protection program so all the little baby threads will grow up without a true place and home and will turn out to be hardened criminals just like this thread was before it went into witness protection.
You have no concrete evidence that this thread was a hardened criminal. This thread is, however, an incorrigible punster. And You just incorriged it.
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Old 01-28-2008, 01:41 PM   #358 (permalink)
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this thread never handed in its dime at the kendall square station...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-28-2008, 02:06 PM   #359 (permalink)
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My legal councel said I should retract my statement suggesting that this thread is guilty before proven so by a court of law. Our Constitution protects all equally, even threads.
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Old 01-28-2008, 03:05 PM   #360 (permalink)
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This thread is on a wild and crazy ride.
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