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Old 01-10-2008, 07:26 AM   #121 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:08 AM   #122 (permalink)
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This thread is self aware without being self conscious.
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:10 AM   #123 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:22 AM   #124 (permalink)
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actually, I have a feeling that this thread eats its young....
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Old 01-10-2008, 08:32 AM   #125 (permalink)
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This thread knows where you live.
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:07 AM   #126 (permalink)
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this thread has seen every Star Trek movie, but none of the tv shows.
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Old 01-10-2008, 10:35 AM   #127 (permalink)
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This thread is good friends with Sybil.

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Old 01-10-2008, 11:06 AM   #128 (permalink)
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THis thread has balls.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:32 AM   #129 (permalink)
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this thread would appeal to that girl...

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Old 01-10-2008, 05:35 PM   #130 (permalink)
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That girl appeals to this thread, but I don't think this thread would appeal to that girl. She's not one of those people.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:42 AM   #131 (permalink)
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so i guess that leaves barbra striesand out in the cold, wearing a threadbare shawl...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:32 AM   #132 (permalink)
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This thread is a gentile, but knows enough Yiddish to get a laugh in the Catskills.
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:10 AM   #133 (permalink)
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this thread dirty dances with the best of 'em........
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:23 AM   #134 (permalink)
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This thread is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:35 AM   #135 (permalink)
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This thread tells a neverending story.
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Old 01-11-2008, 07:52 AM   #136 (permalink)
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this thread needs some freakin' music.........


......phil?
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:11 AM   #137 (permalink)
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This thread is like a church.

Since I already posted this a couple times in the last week or so and I can't stop hearing it in my head (and in my car) I'll post it here for further appreciation. May Jimi bless you all.

JIMI HENDRIX - Electric Church Red House - LIVE

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Old 01-11-2008, 09:35 AM   #138 (permalink)
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This thread is humming along because it doesn't know the words.
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:36 AM   #139 (permalink)
 
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This thread is Queen For a Day.
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Old 01-11-2008, 12:17 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Make every thread a queen, for every single day.

This thread wants to be a millionaire
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:28 PM   #141 (permalink)
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this thread needs some freakin' music.........


......phil?


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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-11-2008, 05:47 PM   #142 (permalink)
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this thread is undergoing FDA approval to be used as a colon anti-spasmodic and breath freshener.
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Old 01-11-2008, 08:54 PM   #143 (permalink)
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this thread once made 47 free throws in a row...blindfolded
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:08 PM   #144 (permalink)
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This thread makes a delicious salad dressing, and a effective paint stripper.
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:12 PM   #145 (permalink)
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this thread cast the deciding vote that cost Pluto planet status.
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:37 PM   #146 (permalink)
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This thread has secretly replaced the second Bop in the Bop de bop de bop with Folgers crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.
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Old 01-12-2008, 05:00 AM   #147 (permalink)
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This thread was a spontaneous immaculate conception.
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Old 01-12-2008, 09:34 AM   #148 (permalink)
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this thread has a fascination with small lamps.
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Old 01-12-2008, 10:00 AM   #149 (permalink)
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... and a thing for Barbara Eden.
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Old 01-12-2008, 10:00 AM   #150 (permalink)
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This thread makes...effective paint stripper.

and once effectively painted a stripper
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Old 01-12-2008, 01:35 PM   #151 (permalink)
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this thread was on the grassy knoll.......
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Old 01-12-2008, 01:44 PM   #152 (permalink)
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This thread could tell you who did it, but then it would have to kill you.
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:33 PM   #153 (permalink)
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This thread was a spontaneous immaculate conception.
...with a simultaneous orgasm?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:45 PM   #154 (permalink)
 
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this thread has two minute mice.
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Old 01-12-2008, 08:34 PM   #155 (permalink)
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this thread makes Q look like a second rate Vegas magician.
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Old 01-12-2008, 09:25 PM   #156 (permalink)
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finally we found it ...this is the mystery thread that eats CPU cycles

http://lists.apple.com/archives/coco.../msg00662.html
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Old 01-13-2008, 05:32 AM   #157 (permalink)
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This thread has been seen on Mr. Ed's back.
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Old 01-13-2008, 07:13 AM   #158 (permalink)
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This thread is about as defenseless as a porcupine in a nudist colony.

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this thread makes Q look like a second rate Vegas magician.
Q (Quentin Kendall) is actually the Deputy Secretary of Transportation for Management and Budget. (No shit - went to school with him. Everyone called him Q. This was before STNG.)
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Old 01-13-2008, 07:38 AM   #159 (permalink)
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this thread should ride out into the sunset.........
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Old 01-13-2008, 08:28 AM   #160 (permalink)
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This thread still wants a pony. A pygmy one. And some zircon encrusted tweezers.
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