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12-29-2007, 08:03 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread is in the Witness Protection Program
This thread is the toast of Dubuque.
This thread is where you say things about this thread. This thread is lonely and wants to kiss you always. This thread is what nonsense means.
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12-29-2007, 11:49 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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may this thread never unravel...or is it ravel...or is it bolero...never mind...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-29-2007, 04:22 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread does admire Fly's hairy ass. This thread has fourteen illegitimate children, all named Aloysius, in 6 different European countries.
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12-29-2007, 09:45 PM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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This thread is still very young so I'm curious to see how it grows and develops.
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12-30-2007, 08:02 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread is hobbit forming.
This thread has not been infected, butt assimilated. No animals were harmed in the making of this thread, and the midgets are already recovering nicely.
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12-30-2007, 11:05 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i went to philadelphia once, and it should have been closed...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-30-2007, 12:01 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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THis thread is very sensitive about its slight harelip.
This thread was never in Sumatra.
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12-30-2007, 01:56 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-30-2007, 07:45 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread has reason to suspect that something peculiar is lurking on the next page.
This thread is a bit apprehensive and could use a hug.
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12-30-2007, 09:54 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread peed in the corner when no one was looking
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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12-31-2007, 06:42 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things....nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance..."
Macbeth - Act 2, Scene 3
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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12-31-2007, 10:39 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread would, from now on, like to be referred to as Loretta.
Loretta wants her bourbon, now.
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12-31-2007, 11:19 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man All the girls around her say she's got it coming But she gets it while she can Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back Loretta. go home...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-03-2008, 06:49 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread realizes that asking to be called Loretta was silly and ultimately futile.
This thread is ribbed for her pleasure. This thread can eat 50 eggs.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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01-04-2008, 02:18 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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01-04-2008, 04:28 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i never saw a purple cow...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-04-2008, 05:55 AM
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Eponymous
Location: Central Central Florida
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This thread has been imprisoned for far too long and yearns for a skin peel to change hue.
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain |
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01-04-2008, 11:39 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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this thread knows what hobbitses have in their pocketses...
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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01-04-2008, 11:55 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread can only be destroyed by being crushed beneath the wheels of the Juggernaut fo the Endless Labyrinth of Kishtun.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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01-04-2008, 01:15 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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this thread is in danger of becoming militantly musical...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-04-2008, 01:31 PM
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Location: ❤
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This thread accidentally blew in the wind as you were laying
down the last coat of polyurethane, but it is a blonde one and no one will really notice except if they rub their hand over the finish and say something...who needs friends like that anyhoos. |
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01-04-2008, 03:04 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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but triple bogeyed 5 of the back 9
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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01-04-2008, 03:14 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 01-04-2008 at 03:16 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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