Mr.Deflok

bundy is related to Steve Irwin.

water_boy1999

Mr. Deflok sacrifices chickens and wears a necklace made of gizzards.

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Doh!!!!


-Homer Simpson

uncle phil

water boy sucks his thumb when he's nervous...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uncle phil doesn't actually wear any of his own sleeper jammies.

they're polyester.......


and he's been peddling them to the "ones that aren't wary"

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Scipio

flyman is the fifth horseman of the drunkapocalypse, but gets no recognition for it. it drove him to a life filled with donuts and fat chicks.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

MangaMonkey

Hi
Stan the man was abducted by Iranian terrorists and brutally raped by a showtune-singing shemale donkey named Lola.
Thanks,
Manga

Mr.Deflok

MangaMonkey raped his vacuum cleaner.

Fly

while Def watched in awe...........and was rather pissed that he never had a go on the vac.

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SterlingStudios

Mr.Deflok

flyman has trouble getting male pubes out his braces.

:::OshnSoul:::

They're Mr. Deflock's pubes

(lol- u had that one comin!)

Mr.Deflok

:::OshnSoul::: collects male pubes

Scipio

Deflok has a three inch penis, but he bought a honda to compensate.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

paddyjoe

Scipio likes those little guys. Nice snug fit.

Chingal0

paddyjoe watches informercials all day, and impulsively buys everything he sees.

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Pheatius

Chingal0 gladly pays all of paddyjoe's high bills for 'services rendered'.

Scipio

Pheatius wrote a book about pedophillia. Pedophilia for Dummies

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

SpoilSport

Scipio becomes aroused when he dons previously worn support hose and corrective shoes.

paddyjoe

Yes, and it certainly was nice that SpoilSport gave Scipio such a good deal on his old hose and shoes.

Wonderful TFP community!

Mr.Deflok

paddyjoe likes to spank abducted schoolboys bottoms with a table-tennis bat.

Chingal0

Mr. Deflok lends paddyjoe his tabletennis bat when paddyjoe forgets to bring his over to Mr. Deflok's casa on schoolboy-spanking-tuesday.

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"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

paddyjoe

Now how did Chinga10 know Tuesdays was spanking days? Sorry man, can't keep your secret anymore.
His were the first set of little buttocks reddened. Believe me, he loved it!

Fly

not as much as joe here loved being the one to redden them little buttocks.

what did he use to preform such acts on young chingl0..........yup,you guessed it.......his tongue.

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SterlingStudios

bundy

flyman tried desperately to sell his TV show idea to the Mounted Canadian Television Board...

but they just couldn't bring themselves to like Splcky-boy and the Fly...

maybe it had something to do with the paint-on superhero outfit Fly insisted on wearing to all of the meetings.

or maybe the problem with the pitch was that Splcky-boy thought it would be a good plan to pull his penis out and squeeze it with his left hand, while he shook peoples hands...

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Ohayo!!!

Scipio

bundy, otherwise known as Jimmy Bundy, demented brother of Ted Bundy (who is practically normal by comparison). The world doesn't know it yet, but soon the transgressions of Jimmy "bundy" Bundy will be national news. Jimmy loves to murder people. Only instead of murdering women like his brother did, Jimmy prefers to murder men and stage sadistic goatse reenactments. He has a wall in a shed out back covered in the pictures.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

ariekitten

scipio is really an army ant come to find one lucky sap to take back to his colony for devouring.

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

Mr.Deflok

ariekitten still thinks Van Damme is an underated performance actor and cries everytime she watches KickBoxer.

Fly

Mr.D used to be Mr.B on that show family affair

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SterlingStudios

Astrocloud

Flyman's pool table is covered in suede.

Fly

astroglid....oops.....i always seem to do that....

astroCLOUD likes to smear extra virgin olive oil on his naked body,and run through the streets of his neighbourhood yelling.....


"Look at meeeeee..............Look at meeeeeee.............."

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SterlingStudios

Astrocloud

Hey at least it's VIRGIN olive oil unlike the old McDonalds grease that flyman likes to grease up with.

Fly

astroglide..........see ....again....

astroCloud takes pix of his empties when he's drunk.

he figures it's artwork.

astro vonwarstiener

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SterlingStudios

Astrocloud

Flyman would take pictures of his empties except that pictures of his empty oregano pipe might be incriminating and embarrassing.

Mr.Deflok

Astrocloud once turned up to kindergarten naked, and this was when he was 22.

Scipio

Deflock invented the deflok bag, which causes its contents to rot with great speed.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

bundy

Scipio isn't really Rick James, Bitch.

his real name is James Rich, and he used to be Con CLamo's best customer at the Ludu$ Day Disco.

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

oh, man, bundy really wants a pair of those sleeper jammies...that must be why he is reviving this thread...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

uncle phil would love to see bundy model those sleeper jammies.

......and i'm sure bundy would oblige.

*cha-ching cha-ching...double whammy*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

xim

flyman doesnt inhale!

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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

bundy

xim didn't vote for Giant Hamburger in the recent One with the Universe elections.
he is now seen as an insurgent in several galaxies. he is to be devoured on sight.


and ASTRO - CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX!!!

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Ohayo!!!

Astrocloud

Bundy and I are lovers. No really.