SVT01Cobra

LOL!!

Flyman has a seriously deformed left testicle.

Mr.Deflok

SVT01Cobra keeps his testicles in a paper bag and uses them as his 'lucky-dice'.

Fly

Mr.D rolls the lucky testicle dice right after he blows on 'em.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

flyman flies radio-controlled planes while blowing on his testicles


Wooo, multi-talented!

bundy

pj tried to market radio-controlled planes that you could control by licking your scrotum...

sadly it didn´t make it past the standards and safety committees...

real shame that...

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Ohayo!!!

Mr.Deflok

Bundy was so upset with the RC Planes not going into production that he slept with everyone on the Saftey Committee in hopes to get the Planes a seal of approval. Didn't work, but he couldn't walk straight for three weeks.

Dilbert1234567

aucaly watched and liked geli (sp) twice

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Donate Blood!

"Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

Mr.Deflok

That's low man, I'm actually really hurt by that.

Dilbert1234567 jacks off to Alice in Wonderland.

muckluck

Mr.Deflok bought a N-gage

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uncle phil

muck thinks he's ready to buy a pair of sleeper jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil's gonna sell muck the double size jammies so he can fit in there with him.


Oooo baby.......cozy!

bundy

pj has convinced that last 12 women that he's seduced that it was a good idea to make plaster casts of their genitals.

he keeps that collection of plaster-of-paris vaginas on his mantelpiece.

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Ohayo!!!

Pheatius

Bundy has proposed to several of the plaster vaginas on said mantlepiece. (No answer yet.)

uncle phil

Pheatius has borrowed a couple of them...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Mr.Deflok

uncle phil is Dr.Phill's bitch.

muckluck

Mr. Deflok isn't very nice.

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todd

muckluck is very unlucky

Conclamo Ludus

everquestjoe-mania is sweeping the nation.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fly

C Ludus likes to wear dark shades so the dudes don't know he's checkin' them out.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Conclamo Ludus

flyman's mouth waters everytime he hears the word "mantastic".

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Mr.Deflok

Conclamo Ludus is President of the Tony Danza fanclub.

uncle phil

def lok wishes it were winter right now...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

Oh man, that is so rude


uncle phil once got caught sniffing bicycle seats ouside the YWCA.

Mr.Deflok

and paddyjoe wanted to know what the fuss was and started licking the seats.

Scipio

Mr.Deflok is turned on by licking of any kind.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

Mr.Deflok

What's so bad about that?

Scipio is the President of the Johnathan Stamos fanclub.

nanofever

Mr.Deflok is the Secretary for the Johnathan Stamos fanclub.

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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect.

Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum:
"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."

Scipio

Nanofever has trouble coming up with new ideas.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

Pheatius

Scipio reads a lot of Harry Turtledove books. He believes they are the real history. He is confused, but well loved and looked after by the staff at his 'Home'.

Conclamo Ludus

Tony Danza is a underrated actor that deserves some long overdue respect for his body of work. Especially Cannonball Run II.

Pheatius works two jobs. Handjobs and Blowjobs. And business is boomin'.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Scipio

And Conclamo Ludus is his 1,000,000th customer! Congratulations!

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

Mr.Deflok

Scipio thinks he has a sense of humour.

uncle phil

def lok didn't go to bed in his sleeper jammies last night...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Conclamo Ludus

He went to bed in uncle phil's sleeper jammies last night. Somehow there was room for two.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

ariekitten

Conclamo Ludus is really an alien spy that came to earth to study the 30 minute pig orgasm. he frequently turns himself into a pig to experience the phenomenon.

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

Scipio

ariekitten got fired for over-fluffing.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

WheresWaldo

Scipio could never find me, no matter how hard he tried or how long he searched.

Scipio

WheresWaldo thinks he's hard to find, but his stink gives him away.

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"Erections lasting more than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention."

Mr.Deflok

Scipio take this thread to seriously and tells his sister everytime someone makes fun of him.

bundy

deflok is Tana Umaga's identical twin brother.

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Ohayo!!!