hklong741

jam161 is a sole survivor of an inter-galactic republic..
This open-minded translunar republic was noted for its advanced business skills. It was destroyed by an alliance of its neighbors because of the people's extreme sloth, leaving behind only culinary knowledge and artistic theories.
But he has an evil plot:
to kidnap a famous child actor so he can replace her with an imposter, easily allowing him to summon an elder god, so he can build an unbreachable fortress, enabling him to completely destroy the country!

2wolves

hklong741 is afraid that mice will infest his Fortress of Solitude.

uncle phil

2wolves hasn't taken the sleeper jammies that he found in the dumpster out of their paper bag yet...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil knows this cuz he was at the dumpster across the alley,looking for buttons,spent garments and hamsters.

you should see his top dresser drawer.where most people keep their gaunch and socks,phil has .........yes..........hamster races.

*$50.00 on the brown one phil.......my booky will be in touch*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Liquor Dealer

flyman doesn't want this to leak out but he is the honorary commander of the RCAF!

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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!!

uncle phil

LD voted for Al Gore in 2000...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil still hasn't taken down his Christmas lights.

feelgood

paddyjoe never admitted to playing sims: day care...

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

madp

feelgood is filled with all the fear and rage of a masterbating zoo-monkey.

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why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

SVT01Cobra

madp once masturbated a zoo-monkey.

Mr.Deflok

SVT01Cobra was the monkey.

Fremen

Mr.D filmed the masturbated monkey episode and sold it online on http://www.masturbatingbonobos.org/.

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Mr.Deflok

You're damn right I did, made a good 100 bucks out of it.

Fremen rode the bicycle for delivery of the Monkey-Masturbation tapes.

SVT01Cobra

Mr. D had video taped underage monkeys having sex...

MSD

SVT01Cobra steals his car pics from a mustang owners' group site, and really just drives a Civic

uncle phil

MSD has an old diesel peugeot tucked away in his garage...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

2wolves

Uncle Phil never crosses the path of an Attorney General.

:::OshnSoul:::

2wolves immitates fast action heroes in the mirror every day

Fly

OshnSoul likes to watch the gay tv shows.





*you seen queer as folk?*

*damn...... there's one more but i can't think of it *

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Fremen

fly can't reveal his fascination with gay shows lest his wife takes all his 'plants'.

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Mr.Deflok

Fremen has a crush on Eric Estrada.

paddyjoe

Mr. Deflok wears white knee socks with shorts and black shoes.


Mr. Deflok=Mr. Fashion

Astrocloud

PaddyJoe always visits this forum naked.

Giant Hamburger

Astrocloud belongs to a super secret sect of Magian fire-worshippers whose ways are so mysterious and inscrutable that even he is unsure of them.

Astrocloud

Giant Hamburger has been known to take a bite of himself from time to time... (At least that's what my fellow Magian fire-worshippers tell me.)

uncle phil

astro almost always laughs at jokes before the punch line...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

poor uncle phil always forgets the punch line...

:::OshnSoul:::

Damn, that's NO secret! I watch Queer Eye every week.

PaddyJoe folds toilet paper into a diagonal fold at the end. How neat!

madp

OshnSoul loves the feel of a closely-shorn scrotum.

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why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Mr.Deflok

madp cleans his scrotum clean using his teeth.

onionmon

Mr.Deflok is actually giving head in his icon, so messy

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Simmons! I want you to poison Grif's next meal!
Yes sir!

I'm Dutch-Irish...
...I'm from Iowa!

Mr.Deflok

onionmon collects Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen paraphenelia.

paddyjoe

Mr. Deflok has secretly coveted the Olsen items, but his room is just too full of his Barbie collection.

Fly

paddyjoe likes to dress up as mrs.paddyjoe sometimes.

that's why he sends her to the market to get more film.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

:::OshnSoul:::

flyman sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posting

uncle phil

Oshn sits at Blunt Bros. cafe all day while posing...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

madp

uncle phil's nephews call him "uncle feel," and their parents don't allow them to sit on his lap any more.

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why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Fremen

madp gallops around the house on a hobby-horse playing Hoppalong Cassidy.

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Mr.Deflok

Fremen lost his penis at the railway station in New Orleans.

Fly

Mr.D has....said penis in his front left pocket.

he plans on making a mold and pawning it off over the internet as jimi hendrix's..........you know.......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios