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Jonsgirl · 12-31-2003, 04:28 PM

Uncle Phil only knows that because he was outside my window in the bushes last night.
Dirty Old Man!!

Fremen · 12-31-2003, 05:31 PM

Jonsgirl knew the dirty ol- er... I mean uncle p!, was in the bushes at the time.

Fly · 01-01-2004, 09:29 AM

fremen is a peeping tom pervert freak

uncle phil · 01-01-2004, 04:32 PM

fly thinks scales are something you scrape off fish...

madp · 01-01-2004, 04:58 PM

two words: genital warts.

Fly · 01-04-2004, 09:32 AM

madp is actually mad cuz he pee's fire when he urinates.

get that looked at man.......

madp · 01-04-2004, 11:19 AM

(I actually consider that a super power, Fly. . .I fight crime in colorful spandex tights on the weekends, but I digress. . .)

fly likes to watch men pee

(sorry, it was too easy)

Jonsgirl · 01-04-2004, 06:10 PM

madp's super hero identity....Super Gay Monkey Freak!!!
His other "powers" include Kung Pow Feng Shui, supersonic snaps, and a keen sense of fashion.

2wolves · 01-04-2004, 11:05 PM

Jonsgirl once sent away two dollars to join the David Cassidy fan club.

2Wolves

Phaenx · 01-04-2004, 11:33 PM

2wolves stole the Lindburgh baby.

And ate him.

omega2K4 · 01-04-2004, 11:40 PM

Phaenx is the man you know as "goatse".

Fly · 01-05-2004, 06:53 AM

omega can make a guys stomach turn with one little word.

eeewwwwwwwww....................."goatse"..................eeeewwwwwww

paddyjoe · 01-05-2004, 10:13 AM

flyman was 'tubgirl's' photographer.

Broke that Sony in right...................................eh?

uncle phil · 01-05-2004, 01:53 PM

pj's trenchcoat has no buttons...

Fly · 01-05-2004, 03:02 PM

.........cuz uncle phil stole them to add to his collection of assorted five finger discount items.

Fremen · 01-06-2004, 02:32 AM

flyman thinks he senses when the plants are ready for harvest, but he always cuts too early and loses the whole crop.
Awww.

2wolves · 01-06-2004, 05:36 AM

Fremen, in case of danger he always brings his mum.

uncle phil · 01-06-2004, 04:10 PM

2wolves never puts the cap back on the toothpaste...

Fly · 01-06-2004, 04:12 PM

oohhhhhh........phil again.......

uncle phil doesn't use toothpaste.......

he's into the sand and index finger trick.

paddyjoe · 01-06-2004, 04:13 PM

Fortunately, flyman never has to worry about capping the toothpaste, as he has not brushed his teeth in over thirty years.

Fly · 01-06-2004, 04:14 PM

paddyjoe is too SLOW.........

and he can't type fast either

Tophat665 · 01-06-2004, 05:12 PM

Flyman has actually been smoking a preparation of organic carrot tops and dried mango leaves (a mild stimulant that helps one to see the iguanas that live in one's eyes.) All the stoner stuff is just a front. (Extra points if you know the source of that concotion.)

madp · 01-06-2004, 05:31 PM

Tophat keeps an iguana in his trousers, and feeds it live crickets and organ-meat pie.

uncle phil · 01-07-2004, 03:58 PM

madp picks his nose and swallows it when he thinks no one is looking...

SVT01Cobra · 01-07-2004, 08:52 PM

Uncle Phil is currently engaged to Dr. Phil.

uncle phil · 01-08-2004, 01:41 PM

cobra's hero is sylvester stallone...

omega2K4 · 01-08-2004, 01:55 PM

Uncle Phil's hero is Christopher Lowell

2wolves · 01-08-2004, 03:07 PM

Omega's favorite move is "The Omega Man."

Fly · 01-08-2004, 06:42 PM

2wolves was the runt of the litter.

uncle phil · 01-09-2004, 04:55 PM

fly is...well, just fly...

SVT01Cobra · 01-09-2004, 05:38 PM

Uncle Phil enjoys little fly-boys.

Fly · 01-09-2004, 11:16 PM

cobra is jealous............he wishes uncle phil'd give him a pair of satin sleeper jammies too.

bernadette · 01-09-2004, 11:24 PM

flyman wants uncle phil's satin jammies, too, but just to sniff at night before he falls asleep. it helps to knock him out for a long night's sleep. he sez uncle phil can have them back in the mornings, but only if he promises to wear them all day refreshing the scent.

castex · 01-10-2004, 03:06 AM

This morning, Bernadette's busy taking all those Christmas cards off the shelves and carefully putting them away for next December...Like she did last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that...

madp · 01-11-2004, 04:40 PM

Castex has a large and powerful ass.

Sfizzio · 01-11-2004, 05:55 PM

Madp refers to Tenacious D in his conversations approximately every 3.7 seconds.

SVT01Cobra · 01-11-2004, 06:07 PM

Sfizzio has sex with both members of Tenacious D on a daily basis.

2wolves · 01-11-2004, 07:43 PM

Cobra always has been afraid of his own user nick. But in a good way.

Chingal0 · 01-12-2004, 01:24 AM

2wolves eats dignity without a shred of popcorn.

Jam · 01-12-2004, 01:50 AM

chingal0 doesnt actually have pink sunglasses

12-31-2003, 04:28 PM	#3321 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Uncle Phil only knows that because he was outside my window in the bushes last night. Dirty Old Man!! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

12-31-2003, 05:31 PM	#3322 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Jonsgirl knew the dirty ol- er... I mean uncle p!, was in the bushes at the time. __________________ Google

01-01-2004, 09:29 AM	#3323 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fremen is a peeping tom pervert freak __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-01-2004, 04:32 PM	#3324 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly thinks scales are something you scrape off fish... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-01-2004, 04:58 PM	#3325 (permalink)
madp Insane Location: New Orleans/Chicago	two words: genital warts. __________________ why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

01-04-2004, 09:32 AM	#3326 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	madp is actually mad cuz he pee's fire when he urinates. get that looked at man....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-04-2004, 11:19 AM	#3327 (permalink)
madp Insane Location: New Orleans/Chicago	(I actually consider that a super power, Fly. . .I fight crime in colorful spandex tights on the weekends, but I digress. . .) fly likes to watch men pee (sorry, it was too easy) __________________ why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

01-04-2004, 06:10 PM	#3328 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	madp's super hero identity....Super Gay Monkey Freak!!! His other "powers" include Kung Pow Feng Shui, supersonic snaps, and a keen sense of fashion. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

01-04-2004, 11:05 PM	#3329 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Jonsgirl once sent away two dollars to join the David Cassidy fan club. 2Wolves

01-04-2004, 11:33 PM	#3330 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	2wolves stole the Lindburgh baby. And ate him. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

01-04-2004, 11:40 PM	#3331 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Phaenx is the man you know as "goatse". __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-05-2004, 06:53 AM	#3332 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	omega can make a guys stomach turn with one little word. eeewwwwwwwww....................."goatse"..................eeeewwwwwww __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-05-2004, 10:13 AM	#3333 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman was 'tubgirl's' photographer. Broke that Sony in right...................................eh?

01-05-2004, 01:53 PM	#3334 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj's trenchcoat has no buttons... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-05-2004, 03:02 PM	#3335 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	.........cuz uncle phil stole them to add to his collection of assorted five finger discount items. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-06-2004, 02:32 AM	#3336 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman thinks he senses when the plants are ready for harvest, but he always cuts too early and loses the whole crop. Awww. __________________ Google

01-06-2004, 05:36 AM	#3337 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Fremen, in case of danger he always brings his mum.

01-06-2004, 04:10 PM	#3338 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	2wolves never puts the cap back on the toothpaste... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-06-2004, 04:12 PM	#3339 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	oohhhhhh........phil again....... uncle phil doesn't use toothpaste....... he's into the sand and index finger trick. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-06-2004, 04:13 PM	#3340 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fortunately, flyman never has to worry about capping the toothpaste, as he has not brushed his teeth in over thirty years.

01-06-2004, 04:14 PM	#3341 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe is too SLOW......... and he can't type fast either __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-06-2004, 05:12 PM	#3342 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Flyman has actually been smoking a preparation of organic carrot tops and dried mango leaves (a mild stimulant that helps one to see the iguanas that live in one's eyes.) All the stoner stuff is just a front. (Extra points if you know the source of that concotion.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-06-2004, 05:31 PM	#3343 (permalink)
madp Insane Location: New Orleans/Chicago	Tophat keeps an iguana in his trousers, and feeds it live crickets and organ-meat pie. __________________ why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

01-07-2004, 03:58 PM	#3344 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	madp picks his nose and swallows it when he thinks no one is looking... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-07-2004, 08:52 PM	#3345 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Uncle Phil is currently engaged to Dr. Phil.

01-08-2004, 01:41 PM	#3346 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cobra's hero is sylvester stallone... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-08-2004, 01:55 PM	#3347 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Uncle Phil's hero is Christopher Lowell __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-08-2004, 03:07 PM	#3348 (permalink)
2wolves Psycho Location: Just outside the D.C. belt	Omega's favorite move is "The Omega Man."

01-08-2004, 06:42 PM	#3349 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	2wolves was the runt of the litter. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-09-2004, 04:55 PM	#3350 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly is...well, just fly... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-09-2004, 05:38 PM	#3351 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Uncle Phil enjoys little fly-boys.

01-09-2004, 11:16 PM	#3352 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	cobra is jealous............he wishes uncle phil'd give him a pair of satin sleeper jammies too. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-09-2004, 11:24 PM	#3353 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	flyman wants uncle phil's satin jammies, too, but just to sniff at night before he falls asleep. it helps to knock him out for a long night's sleep. he sez uncle phil can have them back in the mornings, but only if he promises to wear them all day refreshing the scent. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-10-2004, 03:06 AM	#3354 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	This morning, Bernadette's busy taking all those Christmas cards off the shelves and carefully putting them away for next December...Like she did last year, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that...

01-11-2004, 04:40 PM	#3355 (permalink)
madp Insane Location: New Orleans/Chicago	Castex has a large and powerful ass. __________________ why are you wearing that stupid man suit?