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Old 04-29-2003, 09:30 AM   #321 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 09:39 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:29 AM   #323 (permalink)
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Upon my return to civilization, I will contact various members of the town council to inform them of the danger of wrkime and his lizardman forces. I only hope I can warn them in time. I can only hope they will believe me.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:33 AM   #324 (permalink)
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hamburger has posted in the wrong place and he dosnt know it

oh ya and burger is "100 percent real beef"

http://www.beefmag.com/
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:35 AM   #325 (permalink)
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stan the man has so many issues that there is not enough ink in the world to be able to print them...

By the way, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!!!
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:36 AM   #326 (permalink)
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wrkime sent me that link he says his pic is somewhere in that site
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:37 AM   #327 (permalink)
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stan the man isn't good at keeping secret and can't shave his men down right, I mean look at me. http://www.beefmag.com
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:39 AM   #328 (permalink)
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wrkime couldnt make it as a professoinal wrestler
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:50 AM   #329 (permalink)
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stan the man isn't named stan, and he's DEFINETLY not THE man, partially because he isn't A man. His real name's Lakweesha, and he's from the projects.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:51 AM   #330 (permalink)
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stan the man couldn't win his elementary school spelling bee and now he's punishing us with his poor spelling.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:55 AM   #331 (permalink)
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wrkime either has a really slow connection, is a really slow typist, or is just really unattentive. And his house is probably green.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:57 AM   #332 (permalink)
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KWSN likes to come up with excuses for other people's problems, thanks.

And my house isn't green.
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:57 AM   #333 (permalink)
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<p>Stan has earned the enmity of burgers everywhere.</p> <img src="http://www.lvcandymania.com/images/food%20-%20clip%20art/angry%20burger.jpg"><br /></font></p>
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:58 AM   #334 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:58 AM   #335 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:00 PM   #336 (permalink)
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giant burger has promissed to help stan the man with his spelling because they are in love
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:00 PM   #337 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, and KWSN IS a radio station.
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:01 PM   #338 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:02 PM   #339 (permalink)
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Argh, I'm still too slow. Stan only loves me because I stick to his ribs. Maybe, that's actually my dark secret.
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Old 04-29-2003, 01:33 PM   #340 (permalink)
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Now that's just cruel, Bones.

I wasn't going to tell eveyone about the wasp-waisted, jewel encrusted poodle dog you waste all your time and money on. It's never going to win Best of Show. Sorry.
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Old 04-29-2003, 01:45 PM   #341 (permalink)
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Hmmm I'll give this a whirl...

Giant Hamburger is really part of a Happy Meal..His name used to be Junior..He got tired of all the kids using him so he changed his name to try to impress the fry chick.
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:31 PM   #342 (permalink)
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ahh mango that was good

hey did everyone know mango is scared to take a dare
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:46 PM   #343 (permalink)
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Stan doesn't love me anymore.
I caught him passed out, surrounded by jars of mayonaise.
Why, Stan, WHY?
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Old 04-29-2003, 03:00 PM   #344 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 03:40 PM   #345 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 03:44 PM   #346 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 03:45 PM   #347 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 03:49 PM   #348 (permalink)
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uncle phil is STILL upstate... and has a slow typing hand. Oh well, what can he do. He's from upstate. And his house is probably green.
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:05 PM   #349 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:14 PM   #350 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:23 PM   #351 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:42 PM   #352 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:45 PM   #353 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:15 PM   #354 (permalink)
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wrkime then likes to pour my rubber training pants ball sweat on to his tongue and washing it down with a cool tall glass of melonade
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:22 PM   #355 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:44 AM   #356 (permalink)
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-30-2003, 03:35 AM   #357 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:27 AM   #358 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:09 AM   #359 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:42 AM   #360 (permalink)
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