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paddyjoe · 09-01-2003, 06:10 AM

dang...too slow!

I know bundy is this quick around the ladies, too.

Fly · 09-01-2003, 06:19 AM

hehe......PJ is slow with the ladies

hehe

splck · 09-01-2003, 07:59 AM

The fly is a non-starter with the ladies.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-01-2003, 08:19 AM

splck is an agressive self-starter with or without the ladies.

Pendejadiota · 09-01-2003, 08:27 AM

Conclamo Ludus rubs baking powder on her.....errrr i mean his testicles.And then wraps em' up and throws em' into the garbage can.Now happy that she...errr i mean he is one step closer to freedom. (I dont get it either)

JumpinJesus · 09-01-2003, 05:21 PM

Pendejaidiota's not so secret secret is that he confuses the hell out of people.

ssander9 · 09-01-2003, 05:53 PM

JumpinJesus can't jump.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-01-2003, 06:02 PM

ssander9 is actually a 12 year-old kid who likes to pretend he's 45 so we all think he's cooler than us.

MuTuaL · 09-01-2003, 06:15 PM

Conclamo Ludus fondles all of his sweaters nightly

Conclamo Ludus · 09-01-2003, 06:39 PM

Sweaters just feel so good.

"MuTuaL" is an ancient Choctaw Indian word for sweats-like-a-pig.

bundy · 09-01-2003, 07:03 PM

The Conclamo Ludus Nook is under investigation by the national authorities since there have been several ritual sacrifices recently at the hands of the foul many-headed snake.

Fly · 09-01-2003, 07:52 PM

bundy likes to suck on toes...

too bad that they are his own.

*shudders*

splck · 09-01-2003, 07:59 PM

Flyman "tongues" his beer bottle when he drinks..

Fly · 09-01-2003, 08:01 PM

splck says this cuz he gets a kick outta whatchin' dudes tongue thier beer.

weirdo....

anleja · 09-01-2003, 08:23 PM

flyman wishes it was socially acceptable to lick the plate clean when dining in a restaurant.

bundy · 09-01-2003, 08:42 PM

anleja hopes that one day it will be socially acceptable to scream obscenities at everyone in fine restaurants...

Meridae'n · 09-01-2003, 10:06 PM

Bundy likes Mark Latham.

bundy · 09-01-2003, 10:28 PM

Meridae´n likes Fred Nile

Meridae'n · 09-01-2003, 10:33 PM

Bundy went to Coogee to pray at the post that looked like the Virgin Mary. Twice.

bundy · 09-01-2003, 11:04 PM

Meri voted for Fred Nile. Twice

Fremen · 09-02-2003, 04:13 AM

Bundy uses a paint stripper to peel his sticky sleeper jammies off.

baaa · 09-02-2003, 04:40 AM

freemen is a smurf

bundy · 09-02-2003, 04:47 AM

baaa is Gargamel (sp?)

and he doesn´t respect Mangina Guy (kevin)

Midlandmadman · 09-02-2003, 06:04 AM

bundy looked forward to the rectal exam part of every physical he has taken.

MuTuaL · 09-02-2003, 08:30 AM

Midlandmadman REALLY ISN'T MAD AT ALL!

ariekitten · 09-02-2003, 09:53 AM

MuTual is really a cow!!! get it? MU! MOO! hehe.

Beltruckus · 09-02-2003, 11:24 AM

areikitten is the thundercat everyone was ashamed of and kept in the basement. Panthera would come down and visit her in the night.

Thunder THUNDER THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO

uncle phil · 09-02-2003, 12:30 PM

belt has a collection of ISOs from every edition of the rocky mountain news for the last year...

Conclamo Ludus · 09-02-2003, 04:19 PM

Uncle Phil only buys his clothes from the women's Big & Tall shop. No one knows why except for him and bundy.

bundy · 09-02-2003, 05:38 PM

thats right Ludus... and that secret is going to stay between Phil and me.

meanwhile, down the street at the entry to the Ludus Di$co, the owner, Con Clamo, is discussing with the fashion police why they should let him keep his ´70s themed day disco open... they want to convict him of encouraging serious fashion mistakes amongst his customers.

Meridae'n · 09-02-2003, 06:09 PM

Bundy thinks Pauline Hanson got off lightly

bundy · 09-02-2003, 06:17 PM

thats not a secret.

Meri cried when Amity came last in The Block. but he´s really happy her cute little whiny voice is on that Toyota Echo ad.

Meridae'n · 09-02-2003, 06:23 PM

Bundy bought Gazza and Wazza's apartment and turned it into a shrine.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-02-2003, 06:23 PM

Bundy truly loves one thing and one thing only, French Poodles.

Fly · 09-02-2003, 08:27 PM

C Ludus still listens to lp records on his old man's turntable.

....get with the times pal....we all now cassette tapes are where it's at.

Meridae'n · 09-03-2003, 01:05 AM

flyman is in love with me.

bundy · 09-03-2003, 02:09 AM

no, meri, flyman is in love with me!

Meri still pines for Sara-Marie...(from Big Brother 1)... hmmmm...yeah....

Fly · 09-03-2003, 03:43 AM

weirdo...eerrr....i mean bundy wants someone to love him.

bundy · 09-03-2003, 03:49 AM

weirdo... i´m crushed... is that what this thread has come to...

well, flyman thinks that Marty McFly is a really nice guy, who lives down the street from him... WAKE UP FLY, that guy is just your dealer.

Fly · 09-03-2003, 03:57 AM

bundy is the dude who lives down my street and parades around as Marty McFly dealin'.

*if the weirdo hit your heart strings i'm sorry.*

*do you still love me?*

09-01-2003, 06:10 AM	#2561 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	dang...too slow! I know bundy is this quick around the ladies, too. Last edited by paddyjoe; 09-01-2003 at 06:13 AM..

09-01-2003, 06:19 AM	#2562 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hehe......PJ is slow with the ladies hehe __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-01-2003, 07:59 AM	#2563 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	The fly is a non-starter with the ladies. __________________ nice line eh?

09-01-2003, 08:19 AM	#2564 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	splck is an agressive self-starter with or without the ladies. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-01-2003, 08:27 AM	#2565 (permalink)
Pendejadiota Upright	Conclamo Ludus rubs baking powder on her.....errrr i mean his testicles.And then wraps em' up and throws em' into the garbage can.Now happy that she...errr i mean he is one step closer to freedom. (I dont get it either) __________________ ultra juarendejadiotismaticamente radioactivo

09-01-2003, 05:21 PM	#2566 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Pendejaidiota's not so secret secret is that he confuses the hell out of people. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

09-01-2003, 05:53 PM	#2567 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	JumpinJesus can't jump. __________________ I never said you had to.

09-01-2003, 06:02 PM	#2568 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	ssander9 is actually a 12 year-old kid who likes to pretend he's 45 so we all think he's cooler than us. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-01-2003, 06:15 PM	#2569 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	Conclamo Ludus fondles all of his sweaters nightly

09-01-2003, 06:39 PM	#2570 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Sweaters just feel so good. "MuTuaL" is an ancient Choctaw Indian word for sweats-like-a-pig. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-01-2003, 07:03 PM	#2571 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	The Conclamo Ludus Nook is under investigation by the national authorities since there have been several ritual sacrifices recently at the hands of the foul many-headed snake. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-01-2003, 07:52 PM	#2572 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy likes to suck on toes... too bad that they are his own. shudders __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-01-2003, 07:59 PM	#2573 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman "tongues" his beer bottle when he drinks.. __________________ nice line eh?

09-01-2003, 08:01 PM	#2574 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	splck says this cuz he gets a kick outta whatchin' dudes tongue thier beer. weirdo.... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-01-2003, 08:23 PM	#2575 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	flyman wishes it was socially acceptable to lick the plate clean when dining in a restaurant.

09-01-2003, 10:06 PM	#2577 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy likes Mark Latham. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

09-01-2003, 10:33 PM	#2579 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy went to Coogee to pray at the post that looked like the Virgin Mary. Twice. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

09-02-2003, 04:40 AM	#2582 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	freemen is a smurf

09-02-2003, 09:53 AM	#2586 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	MuTual is really a cow!!! get it? MU! MOO! hehe. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-01-2003, 08:42 PM	#2576 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	anleja hopes that one day it will be socially acceptable to scream obscenities at everyone in fine restaurants... __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-01-2003, 10:28 PM	#2578 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meridae´n likes Fred Nile __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-01-2003, 11:04 PM	#2580 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri voted for Fred Nile. Twice __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-02-2003, 04:13 AM	#2581 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Bundy uses a paint stripper to peel his sticky sleeper jammies off. __________________ Google

09-02-2003, 04:47 AM	#2583 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	baaa is Gargamel (sp?) and he doesn´t respect Mangina Guy (kevin) __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-02-2003, 06:04 AM	#2584 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	bundy looked forward to the rectal exam part of every physical he has taken. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-02-2003, 08:30 AM	#2585 (permalink)
MuTuaL Crazy Location: Michigan	Midlandmadman REALLY ISN'T MAD AT ALL!

09-02-2003, 11:24 AM	#2587 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	areikitten is the thundercat everyone was ashamed of and kept in the basement. Panthera would come down and visit her in the night. Thunder THUNDER THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King Last edited by Beltruckus; 09-02-2003 at 11:38 AM..

09-02-2003, 12:30 PM	#2588 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	belt has a collection of ISOs from every edition of the rocky mountain news for the last year... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-02-2003, 04:19 PM	#2589 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Uncle Phil only buys his clothes from the women's Big & Tall shop. No one knows why except for him and bundy. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-02-2003, 05:38 PM	#2590 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats right Ludus... and that secret is going to stay between Phil and me. meanwhile, down the street at the entry to the Ludus Di$co, the owner, Con Clamo, is discussing with the fashion police why they should let him keep his ´70s themed day disco open... they want to convict him of encouraging serious fashion mistakes amongst his customers. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-02-2003, 06:09 PM	#2591 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy thinks Pauline Hanson got off lightly __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

09-02-2003, 06:17 PM	#2592 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats not a secret. Meri cried when Amity came last in The Block. but he´s really happy her cute little whiny voice is on that Toyota Echo ad. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-02-2003, 06:23 PM	#2593 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy bought Gazza and Wazza's apartment and turned it into a shrine. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

09-02-2003, 06:23 PM	#2594 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Bundy truly loves one thing and one thing only, French Poodles. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-02-2003, 08:27 PM	#2595 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludus still listens to lp records on his old man's turntable. ....get with the times pal....we all now cassette tapes are where it's at. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-03-2003, 01:05 AM	#2596 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman is in love with me. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

09-03-2003, 02:09 AM	#2597 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	no, meri, flyman is in love with me! Meri still pines for Sara-Marie...(from Big Brother 1)... hmmmm...yeah.... __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-03-2003, 03:43 AM	#2598 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	weirdo...eerrr....i mean bundy wants someone to love him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-03-2003, 03:49 AM	#2599 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	weirdo... i´m crushed... is that what this thread has come to... well, flyman thinks that Marty McFly is a really nice guy, who lives down the street from him... WAKE UP FLY, that guy is just your dealer. __________________ Ohayo!!!