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08-26-2003, 11:09 AM
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Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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WK has a homosexual porcupine named World
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08-26-2003, 01:17 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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belt has a hetero porcupine...very hetero...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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08-26-2003, 07:18 PM
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Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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uncle phil has EVERY grade school in upstate on his call block list.
So tired of those "Are you my daddy?" phone calls...
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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx!  .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You? |
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08-26-2003, 07:25 PM
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Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
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flyman is slow...
and wearing uncle phil's pj's!!!! EDIT: And needs to go to "VegasBabyYeah" in October!!! 
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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You? |
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08-27-2003, 11:49 AM
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Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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Conclamo Ludu's real name is turd furgeson, heh funny name.
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The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King |
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08-27-2003, 12:06 PM
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Optimistic Skeptic
Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial
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Ssander 9 knows beltruckus gets laid three times a day because he's there for every one of them. I won't say in what capacity.
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IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free |
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08-27-2003, 12:20 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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bnt farts in the bathtub...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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08-27-2003, 12:24 PM
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Optimistic Skeptic
Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial
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Only when there's Mr. Bubble in the water. I like the scented foam.
Uncle Phil is still waiting for Olivia Newton-John to make a comeback.
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IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free |
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08-27-2003, 07:34 PM
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Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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The only time bundy will get aroused is when he visits the petting zoo. The doctors say it had something to do with his childhood, and they added "he must have walked away very confused."
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues |
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08-28-2003, 07:19 AM
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Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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CL one time drove 1300 Miles to Las Vegas, but was forced to turn back because of the "no shoes, no shirt, no service" Just for the record he didn't have pants on either.
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The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King |
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08-28-2003, 07:21 AM
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Optimistic Skeptic
Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial
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Beltruckus rode shotgun on the Vegas trip with CL. He wasn't wearing pants either.
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IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free |
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08-28-2003, 07:41 AM
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Psycho
Location: Salt Lake City
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BentNotTwisted was mad at me most of the trip because I called shotgun before him, he was pantless just like the rest of us.
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The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King |
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08-28-2003, 07:52 AM
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Optimistic Skeptic
Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial
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Beltruckus distracted me from calling shot gun by taking off his pants before he even got in the car. Um, maybe I shoudn't have used the word distracted.... shocked would be better.
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IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free |
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08-28-2003, 12:24 PM
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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bnt also awaits the return of olivia...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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08-28-2003, 12:52 PM
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Optimistic Skeptic
Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial
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Actually, I'm waiting for the return of The Captain and Tenielle. Now some say The Captain is dead but I refuse to believe it. My good friend said he just saw The Captain at the 7-11 last week...
Uncle Phil tells people he once rode his bicycle cross country. He neglects to tell them the country he rode across was Lithuania.
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IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free |
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08-28-2003, 12:56 PM
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Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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Next time we go to Vegas guys, we wear nothing but shoes and shirts. Shirts that are just barely long enough. No pants though, the signs didn't say anything about pants!!!
Oh, and BentNotTwisted is BentNotInvited! hahahahaha...
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues |
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08-28-2003, 01:01 PM
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Optimistic Skeptic
Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial
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That's alright, I had enough of the two of you on the last Vegas trip.
Conclamo Ludus spent the entire Vegas trip farting and telling knock knock jokes.
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IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free |
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08-28-2003, 04:42 PM
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Modern Man
Location: West Michigan
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World's King cannot explain the rash he keeps getting on his front-bottom. The doctor's know exactly how he gets it.
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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues |
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08-28-2003, 05:43 PM
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Amazed
Location: Austin, Texas
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The doctors know why Conclamo Ludus continues to hold his two (2) fingers in the air. He tells people he is flashing a peace sign, but the doctors have said he must keep his fingers in the air because it has to do with how WK got his rash on his front-bottom.
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08-28-2003, 10:00 PM
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Upright
Location: Boston, MA
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flyman bathes in bird baths, and dreams of creamed corn
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