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GSRIDER · 08-15-2003, 04:33 AM

bundy coined the phrase:

<i>Its not the size of the boat... it's how many coconuts you have floating.</i>

the phrase never caught on.

bundy · 08-15-2003, 06:23 PM

GSRIDER is a collector of crap phrases that never take off.

one day, he hopes that i´ll forget creating that great line, and then he´s going to try to cheat me out of it.

i´m never going to forget. never.

bernadette · 08-15-2003, 06:38 PM

bundy smells like pineapple upsidedown cake

and that causes him to lick himself frequently.

Fly · 08-15-2003, 09:13 PM

bern wishes she could lick bundy's upside down cake....then move on to his cherry bendover.

bundy · 08-15-2003, 09:19 PM

the fly is dying for some action.
his gun is for hire.
but watch out, he´s just dancing in the dark.

Fly · 08-16-2003, 06:07 AM

you're not watching me dance again are ya' bundy?

(sick fuckin' peeping bundy's out there)

bundy · 08-16-2003, 06:11 PM

flyman has a little Shrine at home for that Kevin dude from American Pie... hmmm... good choice there flyman.

giblfiz · 08-16-2003, 11:13 PM

Bundy though from down under and apparently rough on the outside is really a romantic at heart, and wants to fall in love with a nice mute girl so he both gets to fulfill his childhood desire to learn sign language and doesn't have to listen to her.

World's King · 08-17-2003, 02:13 AM

giblfiz gets lost in his own house.

Fremen · 08-17-2003, 03:45 AM

WK once saw a clown masturbating at the circus when he was in highschool.
Now he has to think about Tammy Faye Baker to get wood.

bundy · 08-17-2003, 05:16 AM

Fremen´s mum is the great and very dangerous Agrippina.
they have a special bond.

oh, and that moth thing still applies.

giblfz, you don´t know how right you are there mate.

giblfiz · 08-17-2003, 11:13 AM

bundy is a major maried with children fan,
he also loves calling jappan.

On his ideal vacation he would go climbing on some huge rock overlooking the sea, and eat marshmellows in custerd while watching the sunset and drinking some shots of bundy.

rainbowninja · 08-17-2003, 01:34 PM

giblfiz used to put gum in his dog's hair...so hed have an excuse to cut it out...so his dog would have bald patches all over itself. you werent fooling anyone giblfiz, those wads of gum were no accident were they

uncle phil · 08-17-2003, 03:57 PM

rainbowninja is only here for the sleeper jammies...

Plan9Senior · 08-17-2003, 06:07 PM

Uncle Phil can only achieve orgasm while rubbing one out to this site: http://crushmovies.com/Preview/index.php

bundy · 08-17-2003, 06:11 PM

plan9 has taken 9 times to get registered on the tfp...

and

lord phil is seriously fixated on his sleeping attire.
i wonder why?
maybe its because matron won´t let him change out of them, even when he soils them in the middle of the night.

again, giblfiz, you just don´t know how right you are... perhaps you know me irl??

Tandem · 08-17-2003, 06:17 PM

bundy has a fettish for licking ankles and toes.

bundy · 08-17-2003, 06:32 PM

Tandem has a fetish for BRISVEGAS!!!!

Fremen · 08-17-2003, 06:39 PM

bundy wanks it to Unreal TV on Network 10 every time it's on.

bundy · 08-17-2003, 06:46 PM

well Fremen chokes his chode while watching ´You Can´t Do That On Television!´ re-runs on CBS.

hes really turned on when they get soaked in that slimy substance.

1973 · 08-17-2003, 07:02 PM

Bundy can hold his foot and count to three.

Meridae'n · 08-17-2003, 07:14 PM

Rubbish, Bundy can't count to 3...

1973 gave up on making lovedolls out of cheerios after failing to touch the sides on a number of occasions.

bundy · 08-17-2003, 07:19 PM

obviously, 1973 isn´ t aware of my yoga prowess. in fact, i can hold my foot behind head and count to 50.

Meri actually finds the idea of Marcia and Dicko in the sack, very very sexy.

Fly · 08-17-2003, 07:49 PM

bundy finds ....anything that leaves a trail like a slug interesting.

*sick....sad,scenerio*

Meridae'n · 08-17-2003, 08:36 PM

flyman has never gone down on a woman.

"I'm not there for them"

Fremen · 08-17-2003, 10:10 PM

Meri passed out on a buddys' couch one night and woke up with his underwear on backwards.

Giant Hamburger · 08-17-2003, 10:24 PM

Fremen is a leathery misshapen embryo with a malignant intelligence that is thousands of years old. He dwells solely in his tempered glass sphere of milky white nutritive amniotic fluid. From this vantage point he influences the stock market, manipulates the interest rate and posts to TFP. I once cautioned him that his actions would "destroy us all."

"As long as all is destroyed with us," was his only response followed by a loathsome and sinister laugh.

I for one encourage his behavior.
-GH

bundy · 08-18-2003, 12:38 AM

The Hammy Giant is well known to Australian customs authorities for his special interest in our native animals.

yes, the quokka is a fine, gentle little creature... but a fine mince meat it is not. and nor is it a trainable circus performer.

giblfiz · 08-18-2003, 11:37 AM

bundy runs linux, probably gentoo and on the outside he is happy, but secretly, at night he lays awake pineing for his old amiga.

BentNotTwisted · 08-18-2003, 12:01 PM

giblfiz runs Lindows because he couldn't handle linux commands.

Beltruckus · 08-18-2003, 12:43 PM

BentNotTwisted runs around with penguins in the north poll.

BentNotTwisted · 08-18-2003, 12:45 PM

Beltruckus thinks penguins live at the north pole.

Beltruckus · 08-18-2003, 12:55 PM

BentNotTwisted stole the penguins from the southpole and took them up to the north to start his own cult of southpolian penguins.

BentNotTwisted · 08-18-2003, 12:58 PM

Shhh, I was hoping to sell them to the Inuits as pets.

Beltruckus once went a whole day without eating peanut butter, but it was a very rought day.

Beltruckus · 08-18-2003, 01:18 PM

I was an emotional wreck that day, especially with my extra large jar of raspberry jam.

BNT Thought he brought penguins but they were really midgets in tuxedos but the Inuits took them in anyways.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-18-2003, 01:55 PM

Beltruckus is a midget penguin who wears an inuit tuxedo to get attention. But no one will take him in.

uncle phil · 08-18-2003, 04:32 PM

cl missed his birthday thread in members playground because he refuses to acknowledge the fact that he is becoming older than dirt...

bundy · 08-18-2003, 04:48 PM

phillis used to run an upstate museum that housed the worlds oldest cat.
but, sadly, when said cat finally carked it, he had to sell up and return to the sleeper jammie home.

and giblfiz, i´ve had enough of your mind reading!
yes i had an amiga 2000. and yes, i run mandrake linux. but sadly no, i don´t pine for the amiga.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-18-2003, 06:24 PM

I'm older than dirt but not stone damnit.

Bundy is the pair of legs in his avatar.

giblfiz · 08-18-2003, 06:37 PM

Conclamo Ludus snorts a whole can of tunafish every day.

08-15-2003, 04:33 AM	#2361 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	bundy coined the phrase: <i>Its not the size of the boat... it's how many coconuts you have floating.</i> the phrase never caught on. __________________ No signature at this time.

08-15-2003, 06:23 PM	#2362 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	GSRIDER is a collector of crap phrases that never take off. one day, he hopes that i´ll forget creating that great line, and then he´s going to try to cheat me out of it. i´m never going to forget. never. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-15-2003, 06:38 PM	#2363 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	bundy smells like pineapple upsidedown cake and that causes him to lick himself frequently. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-15-2003, 09:13 PM	#2364 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bern wishes she could lick bundy's upside down cake....then move on to his cherry bendover. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-15-2003, 09:19 PM	#2365 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the fly is dying for some action. his gun is for hire. but watch out, he´s just dancing in the dark. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-16-2003, 06:07 AM	#2366 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you're not watching me dance again are ya' bundy? (sick fuckin' peeping bundy's out there) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-16-2003, 06:11 PM	#2367 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman has a little Shrine at home for that Kevin dude from American Pie... hmmm... good choice there flyman. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-16-2003, 11:13 PM	#2368 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	Bundy though from down under and apparently rough on the outside is really a romantic at heart, and wants to fall in love with a nice mute girl so he both gets to fulfill his childhood desire to learn sign language and doesn't have to listen to her. __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

08-17-2003, 02:13 AM	#2369 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	giblfiz gets lost in his own house. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-17-2003, 03:45 AM	#2370 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	WK once saw a clown masturbating at the circus when he was in highschool. Now he has to think about Tammy Faye Baker to get wood. __________________ Google

08-17-2003, 05:16 AM	#2371 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen´s mum is the great and very dangerous Agrippina. they have a special bond. oh, and that moth thing still applies. giblfz, you don´t know how right you are there mate. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-17-2003, 11:13 AM	#2372 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	bundy is a major maried with children fan, he also loves calling jappan. On his ideal vacation he would go climbing on some huge rock overlooking the sea, and eat marshmellows in custerd while watching the sunset and drinking some shots of bundy. __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

08-17-2003, 01:34 PM	#2373 (permalink)
rainbowninja Psycho	giblfiz used to put gum in his dog's hair...so hed have an excuse to cut it out...so his dog would have bald patches all over itself. you werent fooling anyone giblfiz, those wads of gum were no accident were they __________________ bwah.

08-17-2003, 03:57 PM	#2374 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	rainbowninja is only here for the sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-17-2003, 06:07 PM	#2375 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	Uncle Phil can only achieve orgasm while rubbing one out to this site: http://crushmovies.com/Preview/index.php

08-17-2003, 07:14 PM	#2382 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Rubbish, Bundy can't count to 3... 1973 gave up on making lovedolls out of cheerios after failing to touch the sides on a number of occasions. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-17-2003, 08:36 PM	#2385 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman has never gone down on a woman. "I'm not there for them" __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-18-2003, 12:01 PM	#2390 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	giblfiz runs Lindows because he couldn't handle linux commands. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-17-2003, 06:11 PM	#2376 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	plan9 has taken 9 times to get registered on the tfp... and lord phil is seriously fixated on his sleeping attire. i wonder why? maybe its because matron won´t let him change out of them, even when he soils them in the middle of the night. again, giblfiz, you just don´t know how right you are... perhaps you know me irl?? __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 08-17-2003 at 06:27 PM..

08-17-2003, 06:17 PM	#2377 (permalink)
Tandem Insane Location: Brisbane, Australia	bundy has a fettish for licking ankles and toes. __________________ It is not a mistake, but an experience. But, if you've experienced it before then you should already know if it is a mistake.

08-17-2003, 06:32 PM	#2378 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Tandem has a fetish for BRISVEGAS!!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-17-2003, 06:39 PM	#2379 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy wanks it to Unreal TV on Network 10 every time it's on. __________________ Google

08-17-2003, 06:46 PM	#2380 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well Fremen chokes his chode while watching ´You Can´t Do That On Television!´ re-runs on CBS. hes really turned on when they get soaked in that slimy substance. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-17-2003, 07:02 PM	#2381 (permalink)
1973 Upright	Bundy can hold his foot and count to three. __________________ We can't stop here, this is bat country!

08-17-2003, 07:19 PM	#2383 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	obviously, 1973 isn´ t aware of my yoga prowess. in fact, i can hold my foot behind head and count to 50. Meri actually finds the idea of Marcia and Dicko in the sack, very very sexy. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-17-2003, 07:49 PM	#2384 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy finds ....anything that leaves a trail like a slug interesting. sick....sad,scenerio __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-17-2003, 10:10 PM	#2386 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri passed out on a buddys' couch one night and woke up with his underwear on backwards. __________________ Google

08-17-2003, 10:24 PM	#2387 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Fremen is a leathery misshapen embryo with a malignant intelligence that is thousands of years old. He dwells solely in his tempered glass sphere of milky white nutritive amniotic fluid. From this vantage point he influences the stock market, manipulates the interest rate and posts to TFP. I once cautioned him that his actions would "destroy us all." "As long as all is destroyed with us," was his only response followed by a loathsome and sinister laugh. I for one encourage his behavior. -GH

08-18-2003, 12:38 AM	#2388 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	The Hammy Giant is well known to Australian customs authorities for his special interest in our native animals. yes, the quokka is a fine, gentle little creature... but a fine mince meat it is not. and nor is it a trainable circus performer. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-18-2003, 11:37 AM	#2389 (permalink)
giblfiz is a shoggoth Location: LA	bundy runs linux, probably gentoo and on the outside he is happy, but secretly, at night he lays awake pineing for his old amiga. __________________ Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands -A Shoggoth on the Roof

08-18-2003, 12:43 PM	#2391 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	BentNotTwisted runs around with penguins in the north poll. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-18-2003, 12:45 PM	#2392 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Beltruckus thinks penguins live at the north pole. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-18-2003, 12:55 PM	#2393 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	BentNotTwisted stole the penguins from the southpole and took them up to the north to start his own cult of southpolian penguins. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-18-2003, 12:58 PM	#2394 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Shhh, I was hoping to sell them to the Inuits as pets. Beltruckus once went a whole day without eating peanut butter, but it was a very rought day. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-18-2003, 01:18 PM	#2395 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	I was an emotional wreck that day, especially with my extra large jar of raspberry jam. BNT Thought he brought penguins but they were really midgets in tuxedos but the Inuits took them in anyways. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-18-2003, 01:55 PM	#2396 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Beltruckus is a midget penguin who wears an inuit tuxedo to get attention. But no one will take him in. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-18-2003, 04:32 PM	#2397 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cl missed his birthday thread in members playground because he refuses to acknowledge the fact that he is becoming older than dirt... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-18-2003, 04:48 PM	#2398 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phillis used to run an upstate museum that housed the worlds oldest cat. but, sadly, when said cat finally carked it, he had to sell up and return to the sleeper jammie home. and giblfiz, i´ve had enough of your mind reading! yes i had an amiga 2000. and yes, i run mandrake linux. but sadly no, i don´t pine for the amiga. __________________ Ohayo!!!