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marcopolo · 08-11-2003, 01:25 PM

Uncle Phil is a robot dancing grand champion .

remiel · 08-11-2003, 01:32 PM

marcopolo is world renowned for his Flava Flav impersonation

jhericurl21 · 08-11-2003, 08:35 PM

remiel thinks Gary Coleman is far superior to Arnold in everyway imaginable

bundy · 08-11-2003, 10:37 PM

jhericurl21 is the world authority on Gary Coleman trivia... and he also thinks that Gary Coleman is superior to Arnold.

Meridae'n · 08-11-2003, 11:10 PM

bundy is scared he wont make it to the last 20 of 'Australian Idol'

Fremen · 08-11-2003, 11:22 PM

Meri holes up in his bedroom with his collection of lubricants when Big Brother comes on.

Meridae'n · 08-11-2003, 11:25 PM

Fremen can't fold a peice of paper more than 6 times...

World's King · 08-11-2003, 11:50 PM

Meridae'n isn't sure what a goat even is.

BentNotTwisted · 08-12-2003, 06:09 AM

World's King likes to dig holes in his back yard hoping to find buried treasure.

remiel · 08-12-2003, 07:35 AM

BentNotTwisted is terrified in case people find out that he's actually twisted as opposed to bent.

BentNotTwisted · 08-12-2003, 07:37 AM

No, no, no, no, no! That's absoultely Not TRUE! (fearful)

remiel likes talking to his house plants and always follows their advice.

World's King · 08-12-2003, 12:02 PM

Bent likes the smell of public bathrooms.

castex · 08-12-2003, 12:19 PM

World's King is still trying to summon the courage to try technical lego. Meccano can only be a matter of months away.
You go, Duke of Diaporama!

uncle phil · 08-12-2003, 12:46 PM

castex drools at inappropriate times, like while watching teletubbies...

marcopolo · 08-12-2003, 02:12 PM

Uncle Phil sneaks into womens bathrooms on the interstate and writes extraordinary things about his sexual prowess on the stall walls along with ' For a good time call ...' and his phone number .

BentNotTwisted · 08-12-2003, 02:17 PM

marcopolo likes to collect many different types of artwork, especially nude paint by numbers.

jhericurl21 · 08-12-2003, 04:19 PM

BentNotTwisted has a toilet installed to his desk because he is stuck there

Fremen · 08-12-2003, 09:15 PM

jhericurl21 sandpapers the warts off his arse (English influence) so he gets that baby smooth feeling to it.

Meridae'n · 08-12-2003, 10:43 PM

Fremen's porn name is 'Squirrel'

bundy · 08-13-2003, 02:58 AM

Meri thinks i won´t make it to the top 20 in Australian Idol.

just you wait...

and he thinks that apricots don´t exist... just check out the tinned fruit aisle in the supermarket meri...

Fly · 08-13-2003, 05:44 AM

bundy can wrap his own legs around his neck.

he wears women's underwear as well.

Meridae'n · 08-13-2003, 06:05 AM

flyman doesn't even know what 'snowdropping' is...

uncle phil · 08-13-2003, 04:10 PM

mer went to kings cross once and conveniently forgot about it..

skysooner · 08-13-2003, 06:08 PM

stan the man is really stan the can and has a really large butt.

Apokx · 08-13-2003, 06:33 PM

skysooner prefers skylater.

vermin · 08-13-2003, 06:45 PM

Apokx was once branded an outcast and sent to wander in the wilderness with only his magic pez dispenser to ward off the wildlife.

Fly · 08-13-2003, 07:30 PM

vermin is a mangy 'ol rat that likes to have sex with chickens.

fuckin' crazy eh......chickens

WhoaitsZ · 08-14-2003, 12:13 AM

flyman is really mosquito man

bundy · 08-14-2003, 02:39 AM

Whoa its Z is the current Lord of Boobies... but sadly no one told him that there is only a 3 week term for that position... and whats more, i´ve heard rumours that the fiendish Cheese has been planning an early take over... (that may explain his absence)

Fremen · 08-14-2003, 03:04 AM

bundy dresses in a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, then logs on to the 'net.

Meridae'n · 08-14-2003, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
mer went to kings cross once and conveniently forgot about it..

Ha ha good one Phil, or should i say Bundy

Fremen used to be the guitarist for Adam Ant

Fly · 08-14-2003, 03:53 PM

Meridae'n was adam ants biggest groupie.

he even had sex with a roadie named "Bart"

World's King · 08-14-2003, 04:42 PM

flyman smokes weed.

GSRIDER · 08-14-2003, 05:43 PM

Worlds King sometimes pretends his scooter is a wideglide Harley.

bundy · 08-14-2003, 05:49 PM

GSRIDER decked out his scooter with official Harley chrome fittings so that he wouldn´t get beaten up at his work...

speaking of work, shouldn´t you be doing your work, instead of dreaming about the Biker World King doll??

Fly · 08-14-2003, 06:27 PM

good 'ol bundy is so slick that the girls don't mind if he smokes while drilling them.

*waaaaayyyyy too cool that bundy*

rainbowninja · 08-14-2003, 09:44 PM

omg...this one time flyman stood up during a symphony because he thought the guy on stage called his name. wtf?

bundy · 08-14-2003, 09:49 PM

that was me rainbowninja.
and yes, i called his name...because it was time for his bass guitar solo (yes, the symphany was very avant garde).

rainbowninja was the man who introduced the cane toad to northern queensland.

he is no longer welcome in Australia.

Fremen · 08-15-2003, 12:30 AM

bundy played the tuba all through school without once using the spit-valve.

bundy · 08-15-2003, 02:54 AM

thats right, but i did that only to pull chicks.

Fremen played the flute all the way through school... and this one time, on band camp... he stuffed it... all the way... up his...

08-11-2003, 01:25 PM	#2321 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Uncle Phil is a robot dancing grand champion . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-11-2003, 01:32 PM	#2322 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	marcopolo is world renowned for his Flava Flav impersonation __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-11-2003, 10:37 PM	#2324 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	jhericurl21 is the world authority on Gary Coleman trivia... and he also thinks that Gary Coleman is superior to Arnold. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-11-2003, 11:10 PM	#2325 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy is scared he wont make it to the last 20 of 'Australian Idol' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-11-2003, 11:22 PM	#2326 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri holes up in his bedroom with his collection of lubricants when Big Brother comes on. __________________ Google

08-11-2003, 08:35 PM	#2323 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	remiel thinks Gary Coleman is far superior to Arnold in everyway imaginable

08-11-2003, 11:25 PM	#2327 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen can't fold a peice of paper more than 6 times... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-11-2003, 11:50 PM	#2328 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Meridae'n isn't sure what a goat even is. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-12-2003, 06:09 AM	#2329 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	World's King likes to dig holes in his back yard hoping to find buried treasure. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-12-2003, 07:35 AM	#2330 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	BentNotTwisted is terrified in case people find out that he's actually twisted as opposed to bent. __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-12-2003, 07:37 AM	#2331 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	No, no, no, no, no! That's absoultely Not TRUE! (fearful) remiel likes talking to his house plants and always follows their advice. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-12-2003, 12:02 PM	#2332 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Bent likes the smell of public bathrooms. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-12-2003, 12:19 PM	#2333 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	World's King is still trying to summon the courage to try technical lego. Meccano can only be a matter of months away. You go, Duke of Diaporama!

08-12-2003, 12:46 PM	#2334 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	castex drools at inappropriate times, like while watching teletubbies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-12-2003, 02:12 PM	#2335 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Uncle Phil sneaks into womens bathrooms on the interstate and writes extraordinary things about his sexual prowess on the stall walls along with ' For a good time call ...' and his phone number . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-13-2003, 06:33 PM	#2345 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	skysooner prefers skylater.

08-14-2003, 12:13 AM	#2348 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	flyman is really mosquito man

08-12-2003, 02:17 PM	#2336 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	marcopolo likes to collect many different types of artwork, especially nude paint by numbers. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-12-2003, 04:19 PM	#2337 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	BentNotTwisted has a toilet installed to his desk because he is stuck there

08-12-2003, 09:15 PM	#2338 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	jhericurl21 sandpapers the warts off his arse (English influence) so he gets that baby smooth feeling to it. __________________ Google

08-12-2003, 10:43 PM	#2339 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen's porn name is 'Squirrel' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-13-2003, 02:58 AM	#2340 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri thinks i won´t make it to the top 20 in Australian Idol. just you wait... and he thinks that apricots don´t exist... just check out the tinned fruit aisle in the supermarket meri... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-13-2003, 05:44 AM	#2341 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy can wrap his own legs around his neck. he wears women's underwear as well. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-13-2003, 06:05 AM	#2342 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman doesn't even know what 'snowdropping' is... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-13-2003, 04:10 PM	#2343 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer went to kings cross once and conveniently forgot about it.. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-13-2003, 06:08 PM	#2344 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	stan the man is really stan the can and has a really large butt.

08-13-2003, 06:45 PM	#2346 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Apokx was once branded an outcast and sent to wander in the wilderness with only his magic pez dispenser to ward off the wildlife. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-13-2003, 07:30 PM	#2347 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	vermin is a mangy 'ol rat that likes to have sex with chickens. fuckin' crazy eh......chickens __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-14-2003, 02:39 AM	#2349 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Whoa its Z is the current Lord of Boobies... but sadly no one told him that there is only a 3 week term for that position... and whats more, i´ve heard rumours that the fiendish Cheese has been planning an early take over... (that may explain his absence) __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-14-2003, 03:04 AM	#2350 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy dresses in a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses, then logs on to the 'net. __________________ Google

08-14-2003, 03:53 PM	#2352 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Meridae'n was adam ants biggest groupie. he even had sex with a roadie named "Bart" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-14-2003, 04:42 PM	#2353 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	flyman smokes weed. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-14-2003, 05:43 PM	#2354 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Worlds King sometimes pretends his scooter is a wideglide Harley. __________________ No signature at this time.

08-14-2003, 05:49 PM	#2355 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	GSRIDER decked out his scooter with official Harley chrome fittings so that he wouldn´t get beaten up at his work... speaking of work, shouldn´t you be doing your work, instead of dreaming about the Biker World King doll?? __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-14-2003, 06:27 PM	#2356 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	good 'ol bundy is so slick that the girls don't mind if he smokes while drilling them. waaaaayyyyy too cool that bundy __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-14-2003, 09:44 PM	#2357 (permalink)
rainbowninja Psycho	omg...this one time flyman stood up during a symphony because he thought the guy on stage called his name. wtf? __________________ bwah.

08-14-2003, 09:49 PM	#2358 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	that was me rainbowninja. and yes, i called his name...because it was time for his bass guitar solo (yes, the symphany was very avant garde). rainbowninja was the man who introduced the cane toad to northern queensland. he is no longer welcome in Australia. __________________ Ohayo!!!