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uncle phil · 08-07-2003, 12:10 PM

bnt is waiting for his own personalized pair of sleeper jammies...

BentNotTwisted · 08-07-2003, 12:15 PM

With Marvin the Martian insignia!

uncle phil spends most of his day wondering why he never sees baby pigeons in the park.

bender · 08-07-2003, 12:17 PM

Bentnot twisted has a pigeon hording problem.

bundy · 08-07-2003, 10:49 PM

bender had to be forcibly removed from the Oprah show after he ran onto the stage and tried to hump Oprahs leg.

Fremen · 08-07-2003, 11:05 PM

bundy stays away from dogs because of their incessant sniffing of his crotch. He enjoys it too much.

bundy · 08-07-2003, 11:12 PM

Fremen trained his little pooch to come on his command.
and he lets his 5 kittens scratch up his legs just for fun.

BentNotTwisted · 08-08-2003, 06:32 AM

bundy knows a lot of women who have recently disappeared...

Conclamo Ludus · 08-08-2003, 07:00 AM

BentNotTwisted smells like almonds and horses.

BentNotTwisted · 08-08-2003, 07:10 AM

That's only because they taste good together.

Conclamo Ludus only wants to be Gov of California because he wants to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps.

bundy · 08-08-2003, 08:36 AM

BNT thinks that Teflon Bill was the Gov of California...
he also enjoys the services of the Conclamo Ludus pit.

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 08:46 AM

Bundy's sig really says "I'm in love with Anna Nicole Smith".

Midlandmadman · 08-08-2003, 09:04 AM

Diablo never misses the re-runs of the brady bunch... (he has a crush on cindy)

remiel · 08-08-2003, 09:08 AM

Midlandmadman once masturbated into a batch of cookie dough and served the resultant cookies to his friends.

Midlandmadman · 08-08-2003, 09:30 AM

remiel once told me my cookies were the best he ever tasted!

remiel · 08-08-2003, 09:36 AM

Midlandmadman once got busy in a burger king bathroom

Conclamo Ludus · 08-08-2003, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
Sad, but true...

BentNotTwisted once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

So did BentNotTwisted...hmmm...

remiel is really not a space robot. He is a space monkey. And he is the terrible secret of space that the space robots are here to protect you from.

remiel · 08-08-2003, 11:38 AM

All Conclamo Ludus's base are belong to us

Conclamo Ludus · 08-08-2003, 11:45 AM

damn right!

remiel is partially credited for the Scorpion's lyric:

"Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane."

uncle phil · 08-08-2003, 12:09 PM

CL harbors desires of naked wombats...

remiel · 08-08-2003, 12:14 PM

Uncle Phil used to have erotic thoughts about Will Smith

Conclamo Ludus · 08-08-2003, 12:47 PM

remiel is still angry at Will Smith for ruining his perfect script to Wild Wild West.

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 07:27 PM

co-lu uses his man-batter to lubricate himself into a pair of extra-small sleeper jammies.

bundy · 08-08-2003, 08:25 PM

Fremen, sweet Fremen has been secretly trying to create a new type of honey... but since hes afraid of bees (and moths), hes trying to make mosquitos eat the pollen, and produce the sweet sticky stuff.

muckluck · 08-08-2003, 09:50 PM

bundy is secretly trying to overthrow G W Bush and take over the U.S.A. and use all of our nukes on his ex-girlfriends house just because she dumped him. ( i hope bundy is a guy )

bundy · 08-09-2003, 03:22 AM

yes, bundy is a guy, mucky.

and yes, that is my plan.

actually, you forgot the first part of the plan. first, i shall declare independence from Australia.
i shall call my new country, Bundy Land (because it will be as fun as disneyland, but with much more booze).
i shall be king.
then my ex´s will be really, really scared,

btw, Mucky is running a book on the outcome of my adventure.
hes offering odds of 2-1 for my success.

remiel · 08-09-2003, 06:34 AM

monkeys learn sign language so they can tell Bundy they love him

paddyjoe · 08-09-2003, 06:52 AM

remiel has gone through exaustive hours of hands-on training to find and program the perfect gay monkey so that bundy will (feel) loved.

remiel · 08-09-2003, 07:12 AM

paddyjoe dressed up in a monkey suit to try and get the gig, but to no avail

World's King · 08-09-2003, 01:46 PM

remiel doesn't understand what he's supposed to here.

WhoaitsZ · 08-09-2003, 04:30 PM

wk is actaully a princess

Double D · 08-09-2003, 04:37 PM

WhoaitsZ only pretends to like TOOL, he actually is a huge fan of ABBA.

Apokx · 08-09-2003, 09:48 PM

Double D prefers Double A's...batteries I mean~

Fremen · 08-11-2003, 12:00 AM

Apokx got drunk at a frat party and woke up with his mouth tasting of vinegar.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-11-2003, 06:55 AM

Fremen got high at a sorority party and woke up as an initiated member.

BentNotTwisted · 08-11-2003, 06:58 AM

Conclamo Ludus likes to carry small rodents around inside the underwear he has on

Conclamo Ludus · 08-11-2003, 07:53 AM

It feels funny. Sorta tickles. Don't knock it till you try it.

BentNotTwisted got thrown out of the circus because he got aroused everytime he did his sword-swallowing act. The women & children in the front row were horrified.

Midlandmadman · 08-11-2003, 07:56 AM

Conclamo Ludus made sure he got front row seats when BentNotTwisted did his sword swallowing act!!!

BentNotTwisted · 08-11-2003, 07:58 AM

Midlandmadman likes to show off his superhuman strength by folding pieces of paper in half.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-11-2003, 09:08 AM

BentNotTwisted can't figure out why every time he orders those chincy X-ray specs out of the back of his Boys Life magazine they never work.

uncle phil · 08-11-2003, 12:33 PM

when CL reads, his lips move...

08-07-2003, 12:10 PM	#2281 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bnt is waiting for his own personalized pair of sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-07-2003, 12:15 PM	#2282 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	With Marvin the Martian insignia! uncle phil spends most of his day wondering why he never sees baby pigeons in the park. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-07-2003, 10:49 PM	#2284 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bender had to be forcibly removed from the Oprah show after he ran onto the stage and tried to hump Oprahs leg. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-07-2003, 11:05 PM	#2285 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy stays away from dogs because of their incessant sniffing of his crotch. He enjoys it too much. __________________ Google

08-07-2003, 11:12 PM	#2286 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen trained his little pooch to come on his command. and he lets his 5 kittens scratch up his legs just for fun. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-07-2003, 12:17 PM	#2283 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Bentnot twisted has a pigeon hording problem.

08-08-2003, 06:32 AM	#2287 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	bundy knows a lot of women who have recently disappeared... __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-08-2003, 07:00 AM	#2288 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	BentNotTwisted smells like almonds and horses. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-08-2003, 07:10 AM	#2289 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	That's only because they taste good together. Conclamo Ludus only wants to be Gov of California because he wants to follow in Bill Clinton's footsteps. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-08-2003, 08:36 AM	#2290 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	BNT thinks that Teflon Bill was the Gov of California... he also enjoys the services of the Conclamo Ludus pit. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-08-2003, 08:46 AM	#2291 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Bundy's sig really says "I'm in love with Anna Nicole Smith". __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 09:04 AM	#2292 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Diablo never misses the re-runs of the brady bunch... (he has a crush on cindy) __________________ Its good to be back.

08-08-2003, 09:08 AM	#2293 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	Midlandmadman once masturbated into a batch of cookie dough and served the resultant cookies to his friends. __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 09:30 AM	#2294 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	remiel once told me my cookies were the best he ever tasted! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-08-2003, 09:36 AM	#2295 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	Midlandmadman once got busy in a burger king bathroom __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-09-2003, 04:30 PM	#2310 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	wk is actaully a princess

08-08-2003, 11:38 AM	#2297 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	All Conclamo Ludus's base are belong to us __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 11:45 AM	#2298 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	damn right! remiel is partially credited for the Scorpion's lyric: "Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane." __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-08-2003, 12:09 PM	#2299 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL harbors desires of naked wombats... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2003, 12:14 PM	#2300 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	Uncle Phil used to have erotic thoughts about Will Smith __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 12:47 PM	#2301 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	remiel is still angry at Will Smith for ruining his perfect script to Wild Wild West. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-08-2003, 07:27 PM	#2302 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	co-lu uses his man-batter to lubricate himself into a pair of extra-small sleeper jammies. __________________ Google

08-08-2003, 08:25 PM	#2303 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen, sweet Fremen has been secretly trying to create a new type of honey... but since hes afraid of bees (and moths), hes trying to make mosquitos eat the pollen, and produce the sweet sticky stuff. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-08-2003, 09:50 PM	#2304 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	bundy is secretly trying to overthrow G W Bush and take over the U.S.A. and use all of our nukes on his ex-girlfriends house just because she dumped him. ( i hope bundy is a guy ) __________________

08-09-2003, 03:22 AM	#2305 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yes, bundy is a guy, mucky. and yes, that is my plan. actually, you forgot the first part of the plan. first, i shall declare independence from Australia. i shall call my new country, Bundy Land (because it will be as fun as disneyland, but with much more booze). i shall be king. then my ex´s will be really, really scared, btw, Mucky is running a book on the outcome of my adventure. hes offering odds of 2-1 for my success. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-09-2003, 06:34 AM	#2306 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	monkeys learn sign language so they can tell Bundy they love him __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-09-2003, 06:52 AM	#2307 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	remiel has gone through exaustive hours of hands-on training to find and program the perfect gay monkey so that bundy will (feel) loved.

08-09-2003, 07:12 AM	#2308 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	paddyjoe dressed up in a monkey suit to try and get the gig, but to no avail __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-09-2003, 01:46 PM	#2309 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	remiel doesn't understand what he's supposed to here. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-09-2003, 04:37 PM	#2311 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	WhoaitsZ only pretends to like TOOL, he actually is a huge fan of ABBA.

08-09-2003, 09:48 PM	#2312 (permalink)
Apokx Yo dawg, I herd u like... Location: memes.	Double D prefers Double A's...batteries I mean~

08-11-2003, 12:00 AM	#2313 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Apokx got drunk at a frat party and woke up with his mouth tasting of vinegar. __________________ Google

08-11-2003, 06:55 AM	#2314 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Fremen got high at a sorority party and woke up as an initiated member. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-11-2003, 06:58 AM	#2315 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Conclamo Ludus likes to carry small rodents around inside the underwear he has on __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-11-2003, 07:53 AM	#2316 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	It feels funny. Sorta tickles. Don't knock it till you try it. BentNotTwisted got thrown out of the circus because he got aroused everytime he did his sword-swallowing act. The women & children in the front row were horrified. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-11-2003, 07:56 AM	#2317 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Conclamo Ludus made sure he got front row seats when BentNotTwisted did his sword swallowing act!!! __________________ Its good to be back.