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Midlandmadman · 08-05-2003, 05:40 AM

wario once starred in the school play as cinderella............

bundy · 08-05-2003, 05:53 AM

...yeah, but that was law school - and everyone was in drag... including you Midlandmadman (don´t you remember??) - you played that ugly step-sister...

(and WK - funny coz its true, but its never my bed - haha)

castex · 08-05-2003, 07:55 AM

bundy affectionately refers to sausages as 'sangers'

Conclamo Ludus · 08-05-2003, 10:42 AM

castex drives a team of oxen to work everyday.

World's King · 08-05-2003, 11:18 AM

Conclamo is only three feet tall.

When standing on a chair.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-05-2003, 12:23 PM

World's King is the underworld's queen.

uncle phil · 08-05-2003, 01:03 PM

CL is the rest of the world's queen...

Fly · 08-05-2003, 01:39 PM

phil likes to wrestle pigs in the mud....

that's why there's such a huge supply of sleeper jammies in his closet.

hey phil......what happened to the pants man?

uncle phil · 08-05-2003, 02:11 PM

pants are out of season...it's SLEEPER JAMMY season...(wait until fall...)

and fly needs to go on vacation...get outta here...go...go...we've got things planned...

World's King · 08-05-2003, 02:22 PM

Aunt Phil?

Think about it.

Giant Hamburger · 08-05-2003, 02:33 PM

I will copy and paste the unsolicited PM I got from World's King today:

The Sweetest Thing I've Ever known ....... Is Loving You

For bringing me happiness
as though it were a gift
I could open every day
.....I Thank You.

For listening to the words
I want to say
....I Appreciate you.

For letting me share the most
personal parts of your world,
and for welcoming me with your eyes
....I am grateful to you.

For being the wonderful, kind,
giving person you are
....I admire you

For being the most beautiful
light in my life,
....I desire you

For making my world
a happier one,
...I Thank you

For being everything you are to me,
and for doing it so beautifully,
....I Love You.

I get something like this from him almost every day...
and I am starting to like it.
-GH

I think he is a poet.

bparker805 · 08-05-2003, 02:46 PM

Giant Hamburger owns the complete Tella Tubby stuffed animal collection.

marcopolo · 08-05-2003, 02:47 PM

GH , thanks for sharing that poem with us ...
I think that WK's deep dark secret is NO MORE !
He is REALLY a very sensitive , caring , loving person !

*edit* And bparker is a part time hairdresser for the dead .

JumpinJesus · 08-05-2003, 02:47 PM

bparker805 sold it to him for a smile and a tender hug.

bundy · 08-05-2003, 04:43 PM

Jumpin Jesus is the guy trying to promote WK as a poet.

World's King · 08-06-2003, 12:43 AM

I hurts when Bundy pees.

bundy · 08-06-2003, 02:08 AM

thats only because sometimes i forget to ask the hooker if shes into it...

World´s King diagnoses STD´s down on the street corner for free.

titsmurf · 08-06-2003, 05:19 AM

Bundy writes love letters to his own colon.

BentNotTwisted · 08-06-2003, 06:48 AM

Titsmurf likes dancing with squirrels in dresses.

floonine · 08-06-2003, 07:00 AM

BentNotTwisted relates with rats who rabidly recollect ruined rasberry rinds with little loss of learnable locution from the little losers he likens to lick.

BentNotTwisted · 08-06-2003, 07:03 AM

Floonie likes to watch fly flowery finches fly over fat flatulent fish.

Midlandmadman · 08-06-2003, 07:13 AM

BentNotTwisted participates in the annual Luciel Ball drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up chicks!

Conclamo Ludus · 08-06-2003, 09:11 AM

Midlandmadman participates in the Desi Arnez drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up BentNotTwisted.

BentNotTwisted · 08-06-2003, 09:15 AM

Conclamo Ludus wishes he looked good enough to enter the Dezi Arnez/Lucielle Ball drag queen look alike contest.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-06-2003, 12:06 PM

Sad, but true...

BentNotTwisted once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

BentNotTwisted · 08-06-2003, 12:11 PM

lol

Conclamo Ludus likes to collect empty ball point pens and make models of famous buildings with them.

uncle phil · 08-06-2003, 12:26 PM

BNT is neither bent nor twisted, but rather sort of a "straight arrow..."

BentNotTwisted · 08-06-2003, 02:25 PM

Aw crap, you outed me!

Uncle Phil likes to ask adolescent boys if they've ever seen a gladiator movie.

marcopolo · 08-06-2003, 03:55 PM

BentNotStirred watched the movie ' Rat Race ' waay too many times . Sooo much , that it has affected his humor .
Plus ... he always buys the squirrel .

World's King · 08-06-2003, 03:58 PM

Marcopolo has never been very good at the game that bares his name.

He can't even swim.

tj2001cobra · 08-06-2003, 04:27 PM

World's King is actually not the king of the world. He is actually only the king of a small city in Greenland.

marcopolo · 08-06-2003, 04:35 PM

The tj2001 in cobras name refers to the number of ' Times Jilted '.

Pheatius · 08-06-2003, 05:56 PM

Marcopolo chose his name so he could hear all the children yell his name when he hangs around the public pools during summer. The restraining order prevents him from ever operating an ice cream truck again.

tj2001cobra · 08-06-2003, 07:31 PM

Pheatius is insane because every time he looks at the clock it is 7:54.

laxative · 08-07-2003, 02:17 AM

niobius2 got buttraped by a gang of neo-nazis, and went back for more.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-07-2003, 09:33 AM

laxative was happy to dish out seconds for niobius2.

BentNotTwisted · 08-07-2003, 09:49 AM

Conclamo Ludus enjoys watching laxative dish out seconds.

World's King · 08-07-2003, 10:04 AM

BentNotTwisted can't remember the last time he got through a day without spending ten minutes covered in apple sauce.

It has something to do with a childhood trauma involving apples and a obsession with He-Man.

Midlandmadman · 08-07-2003, 10:31 AM

World's King has a fear of tacos................... I believe its called mexifoodophobia.

BentNotTwisted · 08-07-2003, 11:40 AM

Midlandmadman doesn't like small mammals, he fears they are mocking him.

08-05-2003, 05:40 AM	#2241 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	wario once starred in the school play as cinderella............ __________________ Its good to be back.

08-05-2003, 05:53 AM	#2242 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	...yeah, but that was law school - and everyone was in drag... including you Midlandmadman (don´t you remember??) - you played that ugly step-sister... (and WK - funny coz its true, but its never my bed - haha) __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-05-2003, 10:42 AM	#2244 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	castex drives a team of oxen to work everyday. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-05-2003, 11:18 AM	#2245 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Conclamo is only three feet tall. When standing on a chair. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-05-2003, 12:23 PM	#2246 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	World's King is the underworld's queen. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-05-2003, 07:55 AM	#2243 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	bundy affectionately refers to sausages as 'sangers'

08-05-2003, 01:03 PM	#2247 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CL is the rest of the world's queen... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2003, 01:39 PM	#2248 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil likes to wrestle pigs in the mud.... that's why there's such a huge supply of sleeper jammies in his closet. hey phil......what happened to the pants man? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-05-2003, 02:11 PM	#2249 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pants are out of season...it's SLEEPER JAMMY season...(wait until fall...) and fly needs to go on vacation...get outta here...go...go...we've got things planned... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2003, 02:22 PM	#2250 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Aunt Phil? Think about it. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-05-2003, 02:33 PM	#2251 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I will copy and paste the unsolicited PM I got from World's King today: The Sweetest Thing I've Ever known ....... Is Loving You For bringing me happiness as though it were a gift I could open every day .....I Thank You. For listening to the words I want to say ....I Appreciate you. For letting me share the most personal parts of your world, and for welcoming me with your eyes ....I am grateful to you. For being the wonderful, kind, giving person you are ....I admire you For being the most beautiful light in my life, ....I desire you For making my world a happier one, ...I Thank you For being everything you are to me, and for doing it so beautifully, ....I Love You. I get something like this from him almost every day... and I am starting to like it. -GH I think he is a poet.

08-05-2003, 02:46 PM	#2252 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Giant Hamburger owns the complete Tella Tubby stuffed animal collection.

08-05-2003, 02:47 PM	#2253 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	GH , thanks for sharing that poem with us ... I think that WK's deep dark secret is NO MORE ! He is REALLY a very sensitive , caring , loving person ! edit And bparker is a part time hairdresser for the dead . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Last edited by marcopolo; 08-05-2003 at 02:50 PM..

08-05-2003, 02:47 PM	#2254 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	bparker805 sold it to him for a smile and a tender hug. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-05-2003, 04:43 PM	#2255 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Jumpin Jesus is the guy trying to promote WK as a poet. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-06-2003, 07:00 AM	#2260 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	BentNotTwisted relates with rats who rabidly recollect ruined rasberry rinds with little loss of learnable locution from the little losers he likens to lick. __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

08-06-2003, 12:43 AM	#2256 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I hurts when Bundy pees. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-06-2003, 02:08 AM	#2257 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats only because sometimes i forget to ask the hooker if shes into it... World´s King diagnoses STD´s down on the street corner for free. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-06-2003, 05:19 AM	#2258 (permalink)
titsmurf Crazy Location: Belgium	Bundy writes love letters to his own colon.

08-06-2003, 06:48 AM	#2259 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Titsmurf likes dancing with squirrels in dresses. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-06-2003, 07:03 AM	#2261 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Floonie likes to watch fly flowery finches fly over fat flatulent fish. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-06-2003, 07:13 AM	#2262 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	BentNotTwisted participates in the annual Luciel Ball drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up chicks! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-06-2003, 09:11 AM	#2263 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Midlandmadman participates in the Desi Arnez drag queen look alike contest, just to pick up BentNotTwisted. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-06-2003, 09:15 AM	#2264 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Conclamo Ludus wishes he looked good enough to enter the Dezi Arnez/Lucielle Ball drag queen look alike contest. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-06-2003, 12:06 PM	#2265 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Sad, but true... BentNotTwisted once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-06-2003, 12:11 PM	#2266 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	lol Conclamo Ludus likes to collect empty ball point pens and make models of famous buildings with them. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-06-2003, 12:26 PM	#2267 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	BNT is neither bent nor twisted, but rather sort of a "straight arrow..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-06-2003, 02:25 PM	#2268 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Aw crap, you outed me! Uncle Phil likes to ask adolescent boys if they've ever seen a gladiator movie. __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

08-06-2003, 03:55 PM	#2269 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	BentNotStirred watched the movie ' Rat Race ' waay too many times . Sooo much , that it has affected his humor . Plus ... he always buys the squirrel . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-06-2003, 03:58 PM	#2270 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Marcopolo has never been very good at the game that bares his name. He can't even swim. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-06-2003, 04:27 PM	#2271 (permalink)
tj2001cobra Insane Location: Austin, Texas .. Y'all	World's King is actually not the king of the world. He is actually only the king of a small city in Greenland.

08-06-2003, 04:35 PM	#2272 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	The tj2001 in cobras name refers to the number of ' Times Jilted '. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-06-2003, 05:56 PM	#2273 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Marcopolo chose his name so he could hear all the children yell his name when he hangs around the public pools during summer. The restraining order prevents him from ever operating an ice cream truck again.

08-06-2003, 07:31 PM	#2274 (permalink)
tj2001cobra Insane Location: Austin, Texas .. Y'all	Pheatius is insane because every time he looks at the clock it is 7:54.

08-07-2003, 02:17 AM	#2275 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	niobius2 got buttraped by a gang of neo-nazis, and went back for more.

08-07-2003, 09:33 AM	#2276 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	laxative was happy to dish out seconds for niobius2. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues