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Giant Hamburger · 07-31-2003, 08:33 PM

Ah my sweet, sweet Bundy.

Where to begin? Your secrets are as dark as they are deep and most of all plentiful. You hate to sleep with others in fear you will speak in slumber revealing that which can not be revealed. A secret so secret that its absolute knowledge destroys absolutely. Your entire life and all of its efforts are to keep the horrible truth from becoming manifest. You are consumed by this clandestine manifesto from the inside. You poor hollow bitter husk of a dry shell.
I miss hanging out with you,
-GH

bundy · 07-31-2003, 08:47 PM

oh, my former flame Hamburger...

i too miss our play...
but i feel it is my duty to tell the world of your secret dog circus...

sorry, but they had to know.

Giant Hamburger · 07-31-2003, 09:15 PM

Bundy that's harsh but fair.

You realize that there are other things that THEY need to know.

Like the bastard child of your ape lover!

What's its name?
-GH

bundy · 07-31-2003, 09:26 PM

LOL!
nice one...

but does the world know of your secret alliance with the RAT KING??

i even have photographic evidence of your secret meetings...

there is no denying that this is indeed you, travelling in your ultra secret polystyrene mobile.

Fly · 08-01-2003, 03:18 AM

bundy found an easy way to coerce young boys into playin' on his skin flute.

paddyjoe · 08-01-2003, 07:57 AM

sorry, carry on

Fly · 08-01-2003, 05:46 PM

paddyjoe doesn't have any teeth

...and he spits milk outta his nose when he laughs really hard.

debaser · 08-01-2003, 06:10 PM

Flyman sarted out on oregano...

...and never stopped (quit buying your weed from highschoolers, man)!

paddyjoe · 08-01-2003, 06:12 PM

Once I saw flyman catch my aforementioned milk in a glass, add some Nestles Quik, and then have a wonderful time dunking his graham crackers in it.

*edit* I type soooo slow.

I believe debaser amassed his fortune selling oregano down on the street corner. To flyman.

Force 10 · 08-01-2003, 07:08 PM

I was told that PJ braids his ass hair...

Fly · 08-01-2003, 07:41 PM

and Ruprex braids paddyjoe's back hair.

this is how he knows about the asshair deal.

bundy · 08-01-2003, 09:54 PM

BUNDYS BOY BAND - OMFG - thats terrible... why´d they have to name it after me????

LOL

flymans wig is made exclusively of ruprexes arse hair...

Fremen · 08-01-2003, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
how the hell do you know about aerobics oz style???

those ladies are fantastic... especially when theyÂ´re out there at 6.30 jumping around in front of famous sydney landmarks.

Fremen wanted to employ comclamo ludus as his personal bum cleaner... but the ludus refused because the smell was just too nasty.

Inside source, me bucko.

Bundy shares and rotates underwear with three other neighbors of his.

muckluck · 08-01-2003, 11:21 PM

Fremen was with Lee Harvey Oswald's group and assasinated JFK.

bundy · 08-02-2003, 03:36 AM

muckluck is particularly lucky with the muck.

he has never, ever failed to pick up dog poo on his shoes.

paddyjoe · 08-02-2003, 04:10 AM

unfortuately, bundy's skin flute is more the size of a piccalo. doesn't stop the boys from playing it, though.

Fly · 08-02-2003, 04:14 AM

....said the HEAD flutesman.

marcopolo · 08-02-2003, 02:52 PM

Flyman is Oprah's love child . Who's your Daddy ?

Force 10 · 08-02-2003, 04:50 PM

Marco has a forked tongue with a piercing in each fork...Not so bad, huh? The tongue rings blink red and green.

bundy · 08-02-2003, 05:02 PM

ruprex stars in ´Location, Location´.

(thats a really tragic aussie lifestyle show)

Fremen · 08-02-2003, 08:40 PM

bundy plays with his female "action-figures", but won't share with anyone.

Fly · 08-02-2003, 08:49 PM

Fremen's folks never did puzzles with him when he was a kid.

....a lost soul...

marcopolo · 08-03-2003, 10:59 AM

Flyman raises synthetic chinchilla's in the love-slave quarters above his garage .

bundy · 08-03-2003, 05:38 PM

marcopolo believes that he is becoming the RED DRAGON...
but all hes really doing, is being a filthy little beast.

Fly · 08-04-2003, 12:18 PM

ahhh bundy my mate.

had to tell these fine people about how you wear "men's"undergarments on your head while you masterbate.

*he looks funny too*

World's King · 08-04-2003, 12:20 PM

Flyman doesn't really smoke weed.

It's all an image thing.

uncle phil · 08-04-2003, 01:01 PM

wk is really lamb chop's little brother...and he can't wait to get his own pair of sleeper jammies...

Fremen · 08-04-2003, 02:45 PM

uncle p. doesn't wear real sleeper jammies, but the cheap knock-off Chinese made "sleepy jammys". ::shakes head, sadly::

marcopolo · 08-04-2003, 03:25 PM

Fremen makes pornographic renderings on an etch-a-sketch.
And then he shakes it ... really hard .

uncle phil · 08-04-2003, 04:00 PM

nephew marco wonders about "sleeper jammies..."

Conclamo Ludus · 08-04-2003, 05:57 PM

uncle phil has 3 bladders.

Fremen · 08-04-2003, 07:06 PM

Co-Lu doesn't like honey because he can't get over the concept that it's bee puke.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-04-2003, 07:12 PM

At least it is sweet bee puke. Sweet, sweet, bee puke.

Fremen likes bee puke in his salad.

Fremen · 08-04-2003, 07:18 PM

Yup, my fruit salad.

Co-Lu sings the Body Electric.

bundy · 08-04-2003, 09:29 PM

Fremen Quixote enjoys sexual adventures with his man-servant, Pancho, and the donkey of course.

Fly · 08-04-2003, 09:30 PM

bundy's pissed cuz Fremen stole the donkey from him.

bundy · 08-04-2003, 09:40 PM

you bet, and i also know that it was you, flyman, who put him up to it.

i know all about your dirty little donkey stealing racket.

World's King · 08-04-2003, 11:58 PM

Bundy wets the bed.

But only if he's peeing on a hooker.

feetfirst · 08-05-2003, 01:28 AM

World's King got so upset by an episode of the Twilight Zone he cannot sleep without all the doors open and the lights on.

And a comfort blanket.

wario · 08-05-2003, 03:53 AM

feetfirst secretly wishes to be an olympic diver

07-31-2003, 08:47 PM	#2202 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	oh, my former flame Hamburger... i too miss our play... but i feel it is my duty to tell the world of your secret dog circus... sorry, but they had to know. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-31-2003, 09:26 PM	#2204 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	LOL! nice one... but does the world know of your secret alliance with the RAT KING?? i even have photographic evidence of your secret meetings... there is no denying that this is indeed you, travelling in your ultra secret polystyrene mobile. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-01-2003, 03:18 AM	#2205 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy found an easy way to coerce young boys into playin' on his skin flute. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-01-2003, 05:46 PM	#2207 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe doesn't have any teeth ...and he spits milk outta his nose when he laughs really hard. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-01-2003, 06:10 PM	#2208 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	Flyman sarted out on oregano... ...and never stopped (quit buying your weed from highschoolers, man)! __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

07-31-2003, 08:33 PM	#2201 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Ah my sweet, sweet Bundy. Where to begin? Your secrets are as dark as they are deep and most of all plentiful. You hate to sleep with others in fear you will speak in slumber revealing that which can not be revealed. A secret so secret that its absolute knowledge destroys absolutely. Your entire life and all of its efforts are to keep the horrible truth from becoming manifest. You are consumed by this clandestine manifesto from the inside. You poor hollow bitter husk of a dry shell. I miss hanging out with you, -GH

07-31-2003, 09:15 PM	#2203 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Bundy that's harsh but fair. You realize that there are other things that THEY need to know. Like the bastard child of your ape lover! What's its name? -GH

08-01-2003, 07:57 AM	#2206 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	sorry, carry on

08-01-2003, 06:12 PM	#2209 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Once I saw flyman catch my aforementioned milk in a glass, add some Nestles Quik, and then have a wonderful time dunking his graham crackers in it. edit I type soooo slow. I believe debaser amassed his fortune selling oregano down on the street corner. To flyman. Last edited by paddyjoe; 08-01-2003 at 06:14 PM..

08-01-2003, 07:08 PM	#2210 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	I was told that PJ braids his ass hair...

08-01-2003, 07:41 PM	#2211 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and Ruprex braids paddyjoe's back hair. this is how he knows about the asshair deal. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-01-2003, 09:54 PM	#2212 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	BUNDYS BOY BAND - OMFG - thats terrible... why´d they have to name it after me???? LOL flymans wig is made exclusively of ruprexes arse hair... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-01-2003, 11:21 PM	#2214 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	Fremen was with Lee Harvey Oswald's group and assasinated JFK. __________________

08-02-2003, 03:36 AM	#2215 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	muckluck is particularly lucky with the muck. he has never, ever failed to pick up dog poo on his shoes. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-02-2003, 04:10 AM	#2216 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	unfortuately, bundy's skin flute is more the size of a piccalo. doesn't stop the boys from playing it, though.

08-04-2003, 01:01 PM	#2227 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wk is really lamb chop's little brother...and he can't wait to get his own pair of sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2003, 04:00 PM	#2230 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	nephew marco wonders about "sleeper jammies..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2003, 04:14 AM	#2217 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	....said the HEAD flutesman. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-02-2003, 02:52 PM	#2218 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Flyman is Oprah's love child . Who's your Daddy ? __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-02-2003, 04:50 PM	#2219 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	Marco has a forked tongue with a piercing in each fork...Not so bad, huh? The tongue rings blink red and green.

08-02-2003, 05:02 PM	#2220 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ruprex stars in ´Location, Location´. (thats a really tragic aussie lifestyle show) __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-02-2003, 08:40 PM	#2221 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy plays with his female "action-figures", but won't share with anyone. __________________ Google

08-02-2003, 08:49 PM	#2222 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen's folks never did puzzles with him when he was a kid. ....a lost soul... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-03-2003, 10:59 AM	#2223 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Flyman raises synthetic chinchilla's in the love-slave quarters above his garage . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-03-2003, 05:38 PM	#2224 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	marcopolo believes that he is becoming the RED DRAGON... but all hes really doing, is being a filthy little beast. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-04-2003, 12:18 PM	#2225 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahhh bundy my mate. had to tell these fine people about how you wear "men's"undergarments on your head while you masterbate. he looks funny too __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2003, 12:20 PM	#2226 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Flyman doesn't really smoke weed. It's all an image thing. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-04-2003, 02:45 PM	#2228 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p. doesn't wear real sleeper jammies, but the cheap knock-off Chinese made "sleepy jammys". ::shakes head, sadly:: __________________ Google

08-04-2003, 03:25 PM	#2229 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Fremen makes pornographic renderings on an etch-a-sketch. And then he shakes it ... really hard . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-04-2003, 05:57 PM	#2231 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil has 3 bladders. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-04-2003, 07:06 PM	#2232 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Co-Lu doesn't like honey because he can't get over the concept that it's bee puke. __________________ Google

08-04-2003, 07:12 PM	#2233 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	At least it is sweet bee puke. Sweet, sweet, bee puke. Fremen likes bee puke in his salad. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-04-2003, 07:18 PM	#2234 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Yup, my fruit salad. Co-Lu sings the Body Electric. __________________ Google

08-04-2003, 09:29 PM	#2235 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen Quixote enjoys sexual adventures with his man-servant, Pancho, and the donkey of course. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-04-2003, 09:30 PM	#2236 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy's pissed cuz Fremen stole the donkey from him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2003, 09:40 PM	#2237 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	you bet, and i also know that it was you, flyman, who put him up to it. i know all about your dirty little donkey stealing racket. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-04-2003, 11:58 PM	#2238 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Bundy wets the bed. But only if he's peeing on a hooker. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown