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bundy · 07-27-2003, 07:04 PM

Meri runs the Big Kev fan club.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 07:07 PM

bundy is jealous because Peter Sterling has more hair than him...

bundy · 07-27-2003, 07:09 PM

Meri is really jealous of Sterlos nose.

plastic surgery is available these days meri...

Fly · 07-27-2003, 07:13 PM

Meridae'n couldn't even get in the door of the Arrows Book Club.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 07:45 PM

flyman and bundy are putting together a team for next year's 'Wheelbarrow-de-France'

Fly · 07-27-2003, 07:54 PM

for why do you say dat?you are not even able to....ow you say...push dat der wheel barro.

07-27-2003, 09:39 PM

flyman used to own a copy of the British comedy Faulty Towers.

Meridae'n · 07-27-2003, 09:47 PM

JohnnyCorpse has a crush on Basil...

laxative · 07-27-2003, 11:27 PM

Meridae'n cuts the arms off his shirts. Enough said.

Midlandmadman · 07-28-2003, 11:10 AM

laxatives real name is stool softener

tupacalypse1622 · 07-28-2003, 11:32 AM

midlandmadman is really a sane old lady from the Deep South

uncle phil · 07-28-2003, 12:10 PM

tupa once sat in his tree-house for 37 straight days without emptying the mayonnaise jar...

Fremen · 07-28-2003, 01:08 PM

uncle phil sews closed the ass-flaps on sleeper-jammies he gives as gifts.

Meridae'n · 07-28-2003, 03:51 PM

Fremen looks like the 'Get off my train' guy in 'Ghost'

cchris · 07-28-2003, 04:32 PM

Meridae'n wants to audition for the next Big Brother series

Meridae'n · 07-28-2003, 05:47 PM

Chris thinks that Jo is ugly (what's wrong with you man??)

Joanne link...

Go to 'screenshots', then 'Joanne'...

richeee · 07-28-2003, 07:25 PM

Mer believes TFP stands for Totally Free of Platypus---(Mer has this fear since childhood, ever since having a platy plate at the local McUnder!)

Fremen · 07-28-2003, 07:44 PM

richeee still can't believe you use chocolate in making a S'mores.

Fly · 07-28-2003, 08:29 PM

Fremen had a part as an extra while working with George Lucas

Meridae'n · 07-28-2003, 09:19 PM

flyman never owned Megatron

bundy · 07-29-2003, 04:46 AM

Meri has Australias greatest collection of Barbie stuff.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-29-2003, 07:08 AM

Bundy cries himself to sleep every night because I haven't been posting as much lately.

uncle phil · 07-29-2003, 12:33 PM

cl is sad because he missed my unannounced giveaway of factory-second sleeper jammies...(someone sewed the ass-flaps shut on them, fre...)

Fremen · 07-29-2003, 12:54 PM

(whistling)

uncle p sent a shipment of sleeper-jammies to the Salvation Army but they were returned because of insufficient ass room.

Fly · 07-29-2003, 12:57 PM

Fremen.....official ass room tester #46

Fremen · 07-29-2003, 01:47 PM

flyman.........official package tester #12 in the mens Fruit of the Looms' dressing rooms.

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 03:04 PM

he smells like teen spirit

bundy · 07-29-2003, 09:12 PM

sub zero... is Fremens assistant. he´s in charge of openning all of Fremens packages (yes, he has to open up the asses) that he must test.

and they are both afraid of moths.

nothingx · 07-29-2003, 10:05 PM

bundy:

Owns and wears a shirt just like this one.

paddyjoe · 07-30-2003, 04:23 AM

Now the last I heard, moelester was responsible for shaking out the last drops of urine at the new NFL drug testing clinic.

castex · 07-30-2003, 05:31 AM

This just in: Paddyjoe grows his hair like that on purpose - every sixth month it gets shorn and transplanted onto the heads of poor little spaniel puppies who've lost their ears.

baaa · 07-30-2003, 05:45 AM

sexycat wants to lay dawn with baaa

floonine · 07-30-2003, 06:30 AM

baaa didn't pick that screen name because of sheep, but instead due to a very serious obsession he has with NSYNC, and the group's single "Bye bye". Unfortunately, he is also illiterate.

SpoilSport · 07-30-2003, 08:46 AM

floonine harbors an obsession with cromags and at home wears nothing but the badly tanned pelts of animals he's slain himself.

uncle phil · 07-30-2003, 01:38 PM

spoilsport, you REALLY wanna try a pair of these new sleeper jammies, you're just afraid to ask...

guy2003 · 07-30-2003, 01:55 PM

Uncle Phil is his own father.

tritium · 07-30-2003, 02:06 PM

Guy2003 is anonymous .... No, really ... he has no face.

tritium · 07-30-2003, 02:08 PM

Ewwww .... and Guy2003 is a VA Tech fan .... ewwwww.... LOL! Go Cav's!

docbungle · 07-30-2003, 02:30 PM

Tritum has forehead breasts

Fremen · 07-30-2003, 04:22 PM

docbungle has a nutsac glued on his chin. You go, Chinny!

07-27-2003, 07:04 PM	#2121 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri runs the Big Kev fan club. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 07:07 PM	#2122 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy is jealous because Peter Sterling has more hair than him... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-27-2003, 07:09 PM	#2123 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri is really jealous of Sterlos nose. plastic surgery is available these days meri... __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-27-2003, 07:13 PM	#2124 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Meridae'n couldn't even get in the door of the Arrows Book Club. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-27-2003, 07:45 PM	#2125 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman and bundy are putting together a team for next year's 'Wheelbarrow-de-France' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-27-2003, 07:54 PM	#2126 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	for why do you say dat?you are not even able to....ow you say...push dat der wheel barro. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-27-2003, 09:39 PM	#2127 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	flyman used to own a copy of the British comedy Faulty Towers.

07-27-2003, 09:47 PM	#2128 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	JohnnyCorpse has a crush on Basil... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-27-2003, 11:27 PM	#2129 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Meridae'n cuts the arms off his shirts. Enough said.

07-28-2003, 11:10 AM	#2130 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	laxatives real name is stool softener __________________ Its good to be back.

07-28-2003, 11:32 AM	#2131 (permalink)
tupacalypse1622 Tilted	midlandmadman is really a sane old lady from the Deep South __________________ "I do not propose to discuss my love life. I will say that I still can't get over how women are shaped, and that I will go to my grave wanting to pet their butts and boobs." -Kurt Vonnegut

07-28-2003, 12:10 PM	#2132 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tupa once sat in his tree-house for 37 straight days without emptying the mayonnaise jar... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-28-2003, 01:08 PM	#2133 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil sews closed the ass-flaps on sleeper-jammies he gives as gifts. __________________ Google

07-28-2003, 03:51 PM	#2134 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen looks like the 'Get off my train' guy in 'Ghost' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-28-2003, 04:32 PM	#2135 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Meridae'n wants to audition for the next Big Brother series __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-29-2003, 07:08 AM	#2142 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Bundy cries himself to sleep every night because I haven't been posting as much lately. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-29-2003, 03:04 PM	#2147 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	he smells like teen spirit __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-28-2003, 05:47 PM	#2136 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Chris thinks that Jo is ugly (what's wrong with you man??) Joanne link... Go to 'screenshots', then 'Joanne'... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 07-28-2003 at 05:49 PM..

07-28-2003, 07:25 PM	#2137 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Mer believes TFP stands for Totally Free of Platypus---(Mer has this fear since childhood, ever since having a platy plate at the local McUnder!) __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-28-2003, 07:44 PM	#2138 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	richeee still can't believe you use chocolate in making a S'mores. __________________ Google

07-28-2003, 08:29 PM	#2139 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen had a part as an extra while working with George Lucas __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-28-2003, 09:19 PM	#2140 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman never owned Megatron __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-29-2003, 04:46 AM	#2141 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri has Australias greatest collection of Barbie stuff. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-29-2003, 12:33 PM	#2143 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cl is sad because he missed my unannounced giveaway of factory-second sleeper jammies...(someone sewed the ass-flaps shut on them, fre...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2003, 12:54 PM	#2144 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	(whistling) uncle p sent a shipment of sleeper-jammies to the Salvation Army but they were returned because of insufficient ass room. __________________ Google

07-29-2003, 12:57 PM	#2145 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen.....official ass room tester #46 __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-29-2003, 01:47 PM	#2146 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman.........official package tester #12 in the mens Fruit of the Looms' dressing rooms. __________________ Google

07-29-2003, 09:12 PM	#2148 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	sub zero... is Fremens assistant. he´s in charge of openning all of Fremens packages (yes, he has to open up the asses) that he must test. and they are both afraid of moths. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-29-2003, 10:05 PM	#2149 (permalink)
nothingx undead Location: nihilistic freedom	bundy: Owns and wears a shirt just like this one.

07-30-2003, 04:23 AM	#2150 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Now the last I heard, moelester was responsible for shaking out the last drops of urine at the new NFL drug testing clinic.

07-30-2003, 05:31 AM	#2151 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	This just in: Paddyjoe grows his hair like that on purpose - every sixth month it gets shorn and transplanted onto the heads of poor little spaniel puppies who've lost their ears.

07-30-2003, 05:45 AM	#2152 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	sexycat wants to lay dawn with baaa

07-30-2003, 06:30 AM	#2153 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	baaa didn't pick that screen name because of sheep, but instead due to a very serious obsession he has with NSYNC, and the group's single "Bye bye". Unfortunately, he is also illiterate. __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

07-30-2003, 08:46 AM	#2154 (permalink)
SpoilSport Tilted Location: US, East Coast. Blah.	floonine harbors an obsession with cromags and at home wears nothing but the badly tanned pelts of animals he's slain himself.

07-30-2003, 01:38 PM	#2155 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	spoilsport, you REALLY wanna try a pair of these new sleeper jammies, you're just afraid to ask... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-30-2003, 01:55 PM	#2156 (permalink)
guy2003 Banned Location: Tullahoma, TN	Uncle Phil is his own father.

07-30-2003, 02:06 PM	#2157 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	Guy2003 is anonymous .... No, really ... he has no face.