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bundy · 07-15-2003, 08:57 PM

velcro shoes are the best. and they were always so cheap.

Meri tried to beat Boonies record of beer drinking on the way to london - but failed miserably and ended up getting arrested for pissing all over an airline hostess.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 09:01 PM

bundy 'can't bowl, can't throw'

bundy · 07-15-2003, 09:04 PM

Meri´s hero is Darren ´boof´ Lehman

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 09:46 PM

Bundy cried when Shane & Angel got married, and again when Shane died...

bundy · 07-15-2003, 09:52 PM

they were tears of laughter.
because as examples of great Australian drama, they were disgraceful.

Meri is Dieter Brummer.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 09:55 PM

Bundy is really Nudge...

bundy · 07-15-2003, 10:03 PM

no way, not nudge...that guy was into scat...

Meri is that guy who hosts Big Brother Up Late.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 10:14 PM

bundy still has, and uses, his Mello-Yellow yo-yo (and still thinks they're the fastest)...

deadbabiesrhot · 07-15-2003, 10:24 PM

Meridae'n had a twin when he was in the womb which dissolved during the first trimester and floated through his umbilical cord into his body. The fetus (bundy) then regrew attached to his small intestine and manufactures speed-lube out of spit and fiber.

is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?

bundy · 07-15-2003, 10:26 PM

Meri collects those Mcdonalds figurines that come with happy meals.

however, when he missed out on getting a Piglet soft toy, he got so angry that he bit the poor 13 year old serving him. he drew blood and is now facing an asault charge.

Dammit!

and dead barbie necro guy thinks that barbies can be killed.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 10:42 PM

bundy has a thing for girls with hairy pits (that's why he smells like Nimbin... trolling for hippie chicks)

bundy · 07-16-2003, 02:59 AM

how very continental.

Meri likes his ladies with rotting teeth...it makes kissing all the more exciting.

Midlandmadman · 07-16-2003, 03:03 AM

Bundy is always afraid when he is about to have sex........... well you would be too if it was dark and you were all by yourself!

Meridae'n · 07-16-2003, 03:48 AM

MLMadman uses the mouse with his left hand when surfing any site featuring Oprah...

Macheath · 07-16-2003, 03:51 AM

Meridae'n is more of a Rosie O'Donnell man.

uncle phil · 07-16-2003, 03:58 AM

mac is a fosters man, he likes big cans...

Meridae'n · 07-16-2003, 04:31 AM

When he was 11, Uncle Phil thought he had a pubic hair, until he started pissing out of it...

uncle phil · 07-16-2003, 01:19 PM

mer is a MILK man...he likes metal jugs...

Meridae'n · 07-16-2003, 03:38 PM

Uncle Phil's wallet has a picture of Donatello on it...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-16-2003, 05:38 PM

Meridae'n smells like olives all of the time. Its disgusting.

Fly · 07-16-2003, 06:32 PM

C Ludus likes to play naked twister with the neighbours...Herb and Darlene......82 and 79 respectivly

bundy · 07-16-2003, 11:21 PM

Flyman is Gary Colemans younger, shorter brother.

Meridae'n · 07-17-2003, 12:12 AM

Bundy used to go for the Adelaide Rams

spacecowboy · 07-17-2003, 12:36 AM

SexyCat - hates cats

Fremen · 07-17-2003, 04:27 AM

spacecowboy has an extreme fascination with Plantar warts.

bundy · 07-17-2003, 04:51 AM

haha!
Fremen you are mine...

Everybody, listen up... Fremen has just received some bad news... the tests came back positive.

yes, Fremen has been officially diagnosed with Moth Scaredy-ness-itis.

chin up mate.

Pyrate · 07-17-2003, 05:06 AM

bundy didn't realise the sun gave us light until it came to him in a vision. He now believes the sun is not only the giver of light but the supreme diety to which he answers to. For this reason he never wears sunglasses or sunscreen, and dresses as scarcely as possible. Skin cancer is his vision of paradise!

bundy · 07-17-2003, 05:22 AM

Pyrate hasn´t ever seen the sun...being from CorBlimeyLand.
in the dark he has an eerie white glow.

paddyjoe · 07-17-2003, 06:24 AM

bundy worships rocks because his head is full of them

bundy · 07-17-2003, 06:29 AM

only when i´ve got loads of cash pj.

PJ confessed to his friends at high school that he had a crush on Barbara Bush.
they still haven´t let him live it down.

hubba hubba baby!

richeee · 07-17-2003, 06:32 AM

Bundy hates his job at the Campbeltown 'Mitre 10'- he really wants to join the ballet!

bundy · 07-17-2003, 06:35 AM

fuck me.
LOL!

nice one.

not too many ballerinas in the campbelltown mitre-10 i reckon...

richeeee isn´t really from the Emerald City - hes from Cabramatta and hes too ashamed to admit it. (this may account for his in-depth knowledge of sydneys south west)

richeee · 07-17-2003, 06:37 AM

Bundy's barking up the wrong kookaburra tree!

bundy · 07-17-2003, 06:40 AM

hahaha!

kookaburras are fat snake-eating birds rich, not trees.

Richeee was a Strom Thurmond groupie... but now he´s just stalking Rummy.

richeee · 07-17-2003, 06:45 AM

I was just testing you, yeah, that's it! Just seeing if you were truly an Aussie! Yeah, that's right.

Bundy IS the man behind the curtain, at the end of the yellow brick road...
and he's not wearing pants! Watch out, Toto!!

bundy · 07-17-2003, 07:34 AM

richeeee was the guy you patented the special ´shower-toilet with extendible shaving mirror´.
he invented this device so that he could shit-shower and shave all at the same time.

it also cuts down on those pesky toilet paper bills.

wry1 · 07-17-2003, 07:35 AM

richeee has first dibs on the Cowardly Lion....but, with a dominating sex fetish like he has, was it ever really a surprise! So Bundy, watch yer back, mate!

bundy · 07-17-2003, 07:58 AM

wry1 is the president of his local michigan Celine Dion fan club. in fact, he´s the only member... so i guess hes only the president by default.

Giant Hamburger · 07-17-2003, 08:17 AM

In two short weeks Bundy will become Mrs. Bundy Giant Hamburger. We have been PMing each other daily since we both registered in April. He is the most wonderfullest person the human mind could comprehend and I look forward to spending the rest of our long, agonizing, inexorable lives together until we are parted by death. Bundy, my sweet, sweet baby, I'm coming home.
-GH

Diablo · 07-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Giant Hamburger is really a giant chicken nugget.

07-15-2003, 08:57 PM	#1961 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	velcro shoes are the best. and they were always so cheap. Meri tried to beat Boonies record of beer drinking on the way to london - but failed miserably and ended up getting arrested for pissing all over an airline hostess. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 09:01 PM	#1962 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy 'can't bowl, can't throw' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 09:04 PM	#1963 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri´s hero is Darren ´boof´ Lehman __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 09:46 PM	#1964 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy cried when Shane & Angel got married, and again when Shane died... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 09:52 PM	#1965 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	they were tears of laughter. because as examples of great Australian drama, they were disgraceful. Meri is Dieter Brummer. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 09:55 PM	#1966 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy is really Nudge... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 10:03 PM	#1967 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	no way, not nudge...that guy was into scat... Meri is that guy who hosts Big Brother Up Late. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 10:14 PM	#1968 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy still has, and uses, his Mello-Yellow yo-yo (and still thinks they're the fastest)... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 10:24 PM	#1969 (permalink)
deadbabiesrhot Loser Location: Urth	Meridae'n had a twin when he was in the womb which dissolved during the first trimester and floated through his umbilical cord into his body. The fetus (bundy) then regrew attached to his small intestine and manufactures speed-lube out of spit and fiber. is that a real poncho or a sears poncho?

07-15-2003, 10:26 PM	#1970 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri collects those Mcdonalds figurines that come with happy meals. however, when he missed out on getting a Piglet soft toy, he got so angry that he bit the poor 13 year old serving him. he drew blood and is now facing an asault charge. Dammit! and dead barbie necro guy thinks that barbies can be killed. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 10:42 PM	#1971 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy has a thing for girls with hairy pits (that's why he smells like Nimbin... trolling for hippie chicks) __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-16-2003, 02:59 AM	#1972 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	how very continental. Meri likes his ladies with rotting teeth...it makes kissing all the more exciting. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-16-2003, 03:03 AM	#1973 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Bundy is always afraid when he is about to have sex........... well you would be too if it was dark and you were all by yourself! __________________ Its good to be back.

07-16-2003, 03:48 AM	#1974 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	MLMadman uses the mouse with his left hand when surfing any site featuring Oprah... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-16-2003, 03:51 AM	#1975 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	Meridae'n is more of a Rosie O'Donnell man.

07-16-2003, 03:58 AM	#1976 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac is a fosters man, he likes big cans... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-16-2003, 01:19 PM	#1978 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer is a MILK man...he likes metal jugs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-16-2003, 05:38 PM	#1980 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Meridae'n smells like olives all of the time. Its disgusting. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-17-2003, 12:36 AM	#1984 (permalink)
spacecowboy Spacecadet Location: out thair	SexyCat - hates cats __________________ ILLEYITIMUS NON GARBURUNDOM

07-16-2003, 04:31 AM	#1977 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	When he was 11, Uncle Phil thought he had a pubic hair, until he started pissing out of it... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-16-2003, 03:38 PM	#1979 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Uncle Phil's wallet has a picture of Donatello on it... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-16-2003, 06:32 PM	#1981 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludus likes to play naked twister with the neighbours...Herb and Darlene......82 and 79 respectivly __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-16-2003, 11:21 PM	#1982 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Flyman is Gary Colemans younger, shorter brother. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 12:12 AM	#1983 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy used to go for the Adelaide Rams __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-17-2003, 04:27 AM	#1985 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	spacecowboy has an extreme fascination with Plantar warts. __________________ Google

07-17-2003, 04:51 AM	#1986 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	haha! Fremen you are mine... Everybody, listen up... Fremen has just received some bad news... the tests came back positive. yes, Fremen has been officially diagnosed with Moth Scaredy-ness-itis. chin up mate. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 05:06 AM	#1987 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	bundy didn't realise the sun gave us light until it came to him in a vision. He now believes the sun is not only the giver of light but the supreme diety to which he answers to. For this reason he never wears sunglasses or sunscreen, and dresses as scarcely as possible. Skin cancer is his vision of paradise! __________________ ?

07-17-2003, 05:22 AM	#1988 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Pyrate hasn´t ever seen the sun...being from CorBlimeyLand. in the dark he has an eerie white glow. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 06:24 AM	#1989 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bundy worships rocks because his head is full of them

07-17-2003, 06:29 AM	#1990 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	only when i´ve got loads of cash pj. PJ confessed to his friends at high school that he had a crush on Barbara Bush. they still haven´t let him live it down. hubba hubba baby! __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 06:32 AM	#1991 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Bundy hates his job at the Campbeltown 'Mitre 10'- he really wants to join the ballet! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-17-2003, 06:35 AM	#1992 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	fuck me. LOL! nice one. not too many ballerinas in the campbelltown mitre-10 i reckon... richeeee isn´t really from the Emerald City - hes from Cabramatta and hes too ashamed to admit it. (this may account for his in-depth knowledge of sydneys south west) __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 06:37 AM	#1993 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Bundy's barking up the wrong kookaburra tree! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-17-2003, 06:40 AM	#1994 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	hahaha! kookaburras are fat snake-eating birds rich, not trees. Richeee was a Strom Thurmond groupie... but now he´s just stalking Rummy. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 07-17-2003 at 06:45 AM..

07-17-2003, 06:45 AM	#1995 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	I was just testing you, yeah, that's it! Just seeing if you were truly an Aussie! Yeah, that's right. Bundy IS the man behind the curtain, at the end of the yellow brick road... and he's not wearing pants! Watch out, Toto!! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-17-2003, 07:34 AM	#1996 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	richeeee was the guy you patented the special ´shower-toilet with extendible shaving mirror´. he invented this device so that he could shit-shower and shave all at the same time. it also cuts down on those pesky toilet paper bills. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 07:35 AM	#1997 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	richeee has first dibs on the Cowardly Lion....but, with a dominating sex fetish like he has, was it ever really a surprise! So Bundy, watch yer back, mate!

07-17-2003, 07:58 AM	#1998 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	wry1 is the president of his local michigan Celine Dion fan club. in fact, he´s the only member... so i guess hes only the president by default. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-17-2003, 08:17 AM	#1999 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	In two short weeks Bundy will become Mrs. Bundy Giant Hamburger. We have been PMing each other daily since we both registered in April. He is the most wonderfullest person the human mind could comprehend and I look forward to spending the rest of our long, agonizing, inexorable lives together until we are parted by death. Bundy, my sweet, sweet baby, I'm coming home. -GH