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ratbastid · 04-22-2003, 05:21 AM

myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.

Miranda · 04-22-2003, 06:05 AM

rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm.

didn't you know?

marcopolo · 04-22-2003, 06:09 AM

Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ...

Miranda · 04-22-2003, 06:14 AM

marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!!
muahahaha!!!

i was born! *sniff*

ohhh

GuttersnipeXL · 04-22-2003, 08:10 AM

Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace!

troit · 04-22-2003, 08:42 AM

GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast.

BoCo · 04-22-2003, 09:27 AM

Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy.

Fly · 04-22-2003, 10:50 AM

BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 10:58 AM

Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia

ariekitten · 04-22-2003, 11:05 AM

bobmsythe is really bobmsmith
see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know!

crazycousinjim · 04-22-2003, 11:06 AM

<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss

uncle phil · 04-22-2003, 12:12 PM

bones is a wannabe pirate...

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 12:15 PM

Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.

World's King · 04-22-2003, 12:34 PM

Bones has 12 toes...

8 on one foot and 4 on the other.

MikeyChalupa · 04-22-2003, 12:37 PM

A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen...

-Mikey

GuttersnipeXL · 04-22-2003, 12:39 PM

Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher!

bobmsmythe · 04-22-2003, 12:51 PM

The XL refers to depth, not length.

SaltPork · 04-22-2003, 01:22 PM

Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico.

troit · 04-22-2003, 01:26 PM

wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq...

uncle phil · 04-22-2003, 03:51 PM

troit loves upstate winters...

*Nikki* · 04-22-2003, 03:55 PM

uncle phil is really "aunt phil"

spectre · 04-22-2003, 04:12 PM

Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*.

spectre · 04-22-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
spectre secretly has my back.

If you piss off *Nikki*, you're on your own bud.

*Nikki* · 04-22-2003, 06:19 PM

Bones is going to die soon

spectre · 04-22-2003, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Nikki*
Bones is going to die soon

haha

*Nikki* is going to get arrested after beating Bones to a pulp.

qpid · 04-22-2003, 06:45 PM

spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH

JumpinJesus · 04-22-2003, 06:47 PM

spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film.

qpid · 04-22-2003, 06:51 PM

JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading

JumpinJesus · 04-22-2003, 07:05 PM

that's no secret qpid.

But that means I get to go twice.

qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes.

merkerguitars · 04-22-2003, 07:51 PM

Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.

richeee · 04-22-2003, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by merkerguitars
Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.

...and he call's them his little Chicago Cubbies!

Fly · 04-22-2003, 09:46 PM

richee has a crush on *Nikki*

oh ya'.....Jadz too

richeee · 04-22-2003, 09:50 PM

Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality!
And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel!
and PorscheBunny!
and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE].
and Flyman (in his dreams!)

uncle phil · 04-23-2003, 03:15 AM

richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota...

fhqwhgads · 04-23-2003, 03:26 AM

On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.

*Nikki* · 04-23-2003, 05:07 AM

fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

Fly · 04-23-2003, 05:13 AM

*Nikki* likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too.

thanx *Nikki*

*has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up*

*Nikki* · 04-23-2003, 05:23 AM

flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower

oh wait, that wasn't a secret!

flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!

fhqwhgads · 04-23-2003, 07:26 AM

*Nikki* is really a 46 year old truck driver named Lou.

Quote:

Originally posted by *Nikki*
fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

How'd you guess?

richeee · 04-23-2003, 07:30 AM

fhqwhgads was really looking forward to *Nikki* posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me!

04-22-2003, 06:09 AM	#83 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ... __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-22-2003, 08:10 AM	#85 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-22-2003, 08:42 AM	#86 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-22-2003, 09:27 AM	#87 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

04-22-2003, 10:50 AM	#88 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-22-2003, 05:21 AM	#81 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.

04-22-2003, 06:05 AM	#82 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm. didn't you know?

04-22-2003, 06:14 AM	#84 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!! muahahaha!!! i was born! sniff ohhh

04-22-2003, 10:58 AM	#89 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	Bones collects Smurf paraphenelia

04-22-2003, 11:05 AM	#90 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	bobmsythe is really bobmsmith see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know! __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

04-22-2003, 11:06 AM	#91 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss Last edited by crazycousinjim; 04-22-2003 at 11:10 AM..

04-22-2003, 12:12 PM	#92 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bones is a wannabe pirate... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-22-2003, 12:15 PM	#93 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.

04-22-2003, 12:34 PM	#94 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Bones has 12 toes... 8 on one foot and 4 on the other. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-22-2003, 12:37 PM	#95 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen... -Mikey

04-22-2003, 06:45 PM	#106 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-22-2003, 06:51 PM	#108 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-22-2003, 12:39 PM	#96 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

04-22-2003, 12:51 PM	#97 (permalink)
bobmsmythe Crazy Location: NYC	The XL refers to depth, not length.

04-22-2003, 01:22 PM	#98 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico. __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

04-22-2003, 01:26 PM	#99 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-22-2003, 03:51 PM	#100 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	troit loves upstate winters... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-22-2003, 03:55 PM	#101 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	uncle phil is really "aunt phil"

04-22-2003, 04:12 PM	#102 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

04-22-2003, 06:19 PM	#104 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Bones is going to die soon

04-22-2003, 06:47 PM	#107 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

04-22-2003, 07:05 PM	#109 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	that's no secret qpid. But that means I get to go twice. qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

04-22-2003, 07:51 PM	#110 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's. __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985 Last edited by merkerguitars; 04-22-2003 at 07:53 PM..

04-22-2003, 09:46 PM	#112 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richee has a crush on Nikki oh ya'.....Jadz too __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-22-2003, 09:50 PM	#113 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality! And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel! and PorscheBunny! and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE]. and Flyman (in his dreams!) __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

04-23-2003, 03:15 AM	#114 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-23-2003, 03:26 AM	#115 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.

04-23-2003, 05:07 AM	#116 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"

04-23-2003, 05:13 AM	#117 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Nikki likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too. thanx Nikki has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-23-2003, 05:23 AM	#118 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower oh wait, that wasn't a secret! flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!

04-23-2003, 07:30 AM	#120 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	fhqwhgads was really looking forward to Nikki posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?