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Pheatius · 07-14-2003, 02:08 PM

Uncle Phil has stopped breathing. He never really needed the oxygen anyway as he has been a zombie since the late eighties.

Giant Hamburger · 07-14-2003, 02:50 PM

Pheatius should know.
Just take a look into his basement.

Fly · 07-14-2003, 03:47 PM

Giant Hamburger has a ......little(giggle,giggle)piece of meat

uncle phil · 07-14-2003, 04:14 PM

'tweren't me...

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 04:58 PM

Uncle Phil has never known the pleasure of picking his nose. See, he was born without fingernails...

Fremen · 07-14-2003, 05:32 PM

Meri stays indoors with his tinfoil hat on so the aliens can't mind-read the coordinates to the local pub.

Fly · 07-14-2003, 06:10 PM

fremen likes to sing the old cowboy song........"lookin' for love in all the wrong places"......

with shit on his nose.

Fly · 07-14-2003, 06:23 PM

....hey...santa fly...cooool.

bones hangs out in other peoples closets.

he visits them when they are having a bad day.

*wonders....when are you gonna go home bones?*

Fly · 07-14-2003, 06:32 PM

bones wishes he was in my closet so he could peek on me jerkin my johnson

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 08:08 PM

flyman really wants to be called 'Diptera-man'

bundy · 07-14-2003, 08:10 PM

meri wants South Africa to win the Tri Nations.

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 08:12 PM

Bundy's last name is 'Tallis'

bundy · 07-14-2003, 08:32 PM

<p><img src="http://www.abc.net.au/rugbyleague/2002/galleries/broncosveels/images/06_Tallis_charges.jpg" /></p>

yes, thats right... i´m Gordie Tallis.

Meri´s last name is Webke.

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 08:42 PM

Although he is the best prop in the game, I would rather be a NSWelshman than Webke...

Bundy drinks Tooheys Red, for the taste.

bundy · 07-14-2003, 08:45 PM

OUCH!
that has to be the dodgiest, nastiest beer.

meri drinks West Coast Cooler for the taste

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 09:13 PM

I drink WCC to look masculine and sophisticated.

Bundy thinks Something For Kate's new album sounds completely different to their first two...

bundy · 07-14-2003, 09:22 PM

Meri wants to move to Mt Isa when he retires.
once there, he´ll start selling fake moon rocks by the side of the highway.

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 09:29 PM

Bundy feels empty cause he never owned a pair of Aerosports

hambone · 07-14-2003, 09:30 PM

M has 6 nipples....seriously, it's weird

bundy · 07-14-2003, 09:33 PM

actually, i did own a pair of aerosports...and they served me well...

hambone has a vested interest in the exquisite nipples of Meri...he intends to capture meri and milk his nipples dry...

run meri, run...

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 09:39 PM

bundy smells like he's from Nimbin...

bundy · 07-14-2003, 10:11 PM

ah, well, i should now like to announce to everyone that the winner of the Bong Throwing event at this years Green Olympics was Meri. (this is an event that came about from residents of Nimbin having to lob their bongs over the back fence when the cops came to the door).

he also came in a close second in the Artistic Joint Rolling competition. he thought he had one with his two metre long joint extravaganza, but he did not count on that fat bikie who made a delightful fairy shaped joint in under one minute.

Fremen · 07-14-2003, 11:05 PM

bundy is the "pony" in the S&M Olympics.

*You guys, bundy and Meri, crack me up when you riff off each other.)

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 11:51 PM

If you need any explainations of what we're talking about, don't hesitate to ask...

Fremen liked 'Flubber'

laxative · 07-14-2003, 11:52 PM

fremen seems to have a tommy chong look-a-like growing out of his ass

Meridae'n · 07-14-2003, 11:57 PM

laxative likes to come second...

laxative · 07-15-2003, 12:12 AM

dammit.
Meridae'n always comes prematurely.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 01:17 AM

Isn't this supposed to be the 'secret' thread though?

Laxative gives everyone the shits...

uncle phil · 07-15-2003, 03:43 AM

mer wants to move to brisbane...(a small, very small hamlet in upstate new york...)

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 04:03 AM

bloody oath! But it would mean i'd be a Queenslander...

Uncle Phil has an unhealthy spiritual bind with his avatar

bundy · 07-15-2003, 04:12 AM

Bris-vegas... one day we´ll all be able to retire there.

Meri doesn´t think Judith Lucy is funny.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 04:14 AM

Or pretty.

Bundy thinks Rove is funny, and tall (sorry to burst ur bubble...)

bundy · 07-15-2003, 04:17 AM

Meri is watching Rovey right now... cos he has a big fat juicy crush on little Rovey... but he told his friends that he´s only watching it to see Anoushka from Big Brother.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 04:19 AM

I'm watching Rove cause my old girl doesn't have Austar...

Bundy can't wait until Chrissy is evicted and does a spread in Picture magazine...

bundy · 07-15-2003, 04:26 AM

LOL!!
how that is a nasty thought.... thanks for that...
i just want Chrissy to leave so Reggie can win!!

Meri aspires one day to get really drunk and dance around a karoake bar to prince´s little red corvette in a provocative manner.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 04:32 AM

Bundy used to dance at Blue-light discos

bundy · 07-15-2003, 04:35 AM

blue-light discos hahaha, what memories...
i don´t ever remember dancing though...

Meri used to play catch-and-kiss with the other kids at his all boy high school.

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 04:44 AM

Bundy still wears 2 pairs of Converse socks at the same time...

bundy · 07-15-2003, 04:47 AM

Meri still buys jeans and tears the bum out...

Meridae'n · 07-15-2003, 05:16 AM

bundy is going to bed depressed because the Aussie dollar fell 0.04 cents short of being worth US$0.65...

07-14-2003, 03:47 PM	#1883 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Giant Hamburger has a ......little(giggle,giggle)piece of meat __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-14-2003, 04:14 PM	#1884 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	'tweren't me... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-14-2003, 04:58 PM	#1885 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Uncle Phil has never known the pleasure of picking his nose. See, he was born without fingernails... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 05:32 PM	#1886 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri stays indoors with his tinfoil hat on so the aliens can't mind-read the coordinates to the local pub. __________________ Google

07-14-2003, 06:10 PM	#1887 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fremen likes to sing the old cowboy song........"lookin' for love in all the wrong places"...... with shit on his nose. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-14-2003, 02:08 PM	#1881 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil has stopped breathing. He never really needed the oxygen anyway as he has been a zombie since the late eighties.

07-14-2003, 02:50 PM	#1882 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Pheatius should know. Just take a look into his basement.

07-14-2003, 06:23 PM	#1888 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	....hey...santa fly...cooool. bones hangs out in other peoples closets. he visits them when they are having a bad day. wonders....when are you gonna go home bones? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-14-2003, 06:32 PM	#1889 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bones wishes he was in my closet so he could peek on me jerkin my johnson __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-14-2003, 08:08 PM	#1890 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman really wants to be called 'Diptera-man' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 08:10 PM	#1891 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	meri wants South Africa to win the Tri Nations. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 08:12 PM	#1892 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy's last name is 'Tallis' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 08:32 PM	#1893 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	<p><img src="http://www.abc.net.au/rugbyleague/2002/galleries/broncosveels/images/06_Tallis_charges.jpg" /></p> yes, thats right... i´m Gordie Tallis. Meri´s last name is Webke. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 08:42 PM	#1894 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Although he is the best prop in the game, I would rather be a NSWelshman than Webke... Bundy drinks Tooheys Red, for the taste. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 08:45 PM	#1895 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	OUCH! that has to be the dodgiest, nastiest beer. meri drinks West Coast Cooler for the taste __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 09:30 PM	#1899 (permalink)
hambone Zeroed In Location: CA	M has 6 nipples....seriously, it's weird __________________ "Like liquid white from fallen glass, Nothing to cry over"

07-14-2003, 09:13 PM	#1896 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I drink WCC to look masculine and sophisticated. Bundy thinks Something For Kate's new album sounds completely different to their first two... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 09:22 PM	#1897 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri wants to move to Mt Isa when he retires. once there, he´ll start selling fake moon rocks by the side of the highway. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 09:29 PM	#1898 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy feels empty cause he never owned a pair of Aerosports __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 09:33 PM	#1900 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	actually, i did own a pair of aerosports...and they served me well... hambone has a vested interest in the exquisite nipples of Meri...he intends to capture meri and milk his nipples dry... run meri, run... __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 09:39 PM	#1901 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy smells like he's from Nimbin... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 10:11 PM	#1902 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ah, well, i should now like to announce to everyone that the winner of the Bong Throwing event at this years Green Olympics was Meri. (this is an event that came about from residents of Nimbin having to lob their bongs over the back fence when the cops came to the door). he also came in a close second in the Artistic Joint Rolling competition. he thought he had one with his two metre long joint extravaganza, but he did not count on that fat bikie who made a delightful fairy shaped joint in under one minute. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 11:05 PM	#1903 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy is the "pony" in the S&M Olympics. You guys, bundy and Meri, crack me up when you riff off each other.) __________________ Google*

07-14-2003, 11:51 PM	#1904 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	If you need any explainations of what we're talking about, don't hesitate to ask... Fremen liked 'Flubber' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 11:52 PM	#1905 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	fremen seems to have a tommy chong look-a-like growing out of his ass

07-14-2003, 11:57 PM	#1906 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	laxative likes to come second... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 12:12 AM	#1907 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	dammit. Meridae'n always comes prematurely.

07-15-2003, 01:17 AM	#1908 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Isn't this supposed to be the 'secret' thread though? Laxative gives everyone the shits... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 03:43 AM	#1909 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer wants to move to brisbane...(a small, very small hamlet in upstate new york...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-15-2003, 04:03 AM	#1910 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bloody oath! But it would mean i'd be a Queenslander... Uncle Phil has an unhealthy spiritual bind with his avatar __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 04:12 AM	#1911 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Bris-vegas... one day we´ll all be able to retire there. Meri doesn´t think Judith Lucy is funny. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 04:14 AM	#1912 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Or pretty. Bundy thinks Rove is funny, and tall (sorry to burst ur bubble...) __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 04:17 AM	#1913 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri is watching Rovey right now... cos he has a big fat juicy crush on little Rovey... but he told his friends that he´s only watching it to see Anoushka from Big Brother. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 04:19 AM	#1914 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I'm watching Rove cause my old girl doesn't have Austar... Bundy can't wait until Chrissy is evicted and does a spread in Picture magazine... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-15-2003, 04:26 AM	#1915 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	LOL!! how that is a nasty thought.... thanks for that... i just want Chrissy to leave so Reggie can win!! Meri aspires one day to get really drunk and dance around a karoake bar to prince´s little red corvette in a provocative manner. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-15-2003, 04:32 AM	#1916 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy used to dance at Blue-light discos __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?