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laxative · 07-12-2003, 01:26 AM

Macheath mainlined smack with Nancy Reagan.

Macheath · 07-12-2003, 01:40 AM

laxative does crack and other ghetto drugs with Hillary Clinton in Harlem.

uncle phil · 07-12-2003, 03:36 AM

mac took the last train to clarksville with his heroes...the monkees...

Fly · 07-12-2003, 03:43 AM

phil has monkeys in his closet.

they're wearing sleeper jammies too.

paddyjoe · 07-12-2003, 05:21 AM

Well, unfortunately, flyman still hasn't come out of the closet.

splck · 07-12-2003, 06:04 AM

paddyjoe has come out of the closet.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-12-2003, 09:56 AM

...and right into spick's loving arms.

uncle phil · 07-12-2003, 01:37 PM

...joining CL...

queedo · 07-12-2003, 09:21 PM

asquint is a democrate

bundy · 07-12-2003, 10:03 PM

excellent idea queedo.
lets all gang up on squinty.

squinty needs to get stronger glasses.

Phaenx · 07-12-2003, 11:30 PM

When Bundy says "stronger glasses," what he means is "Hi, I'm Bigfoot. Years ago I stole a laptop from some campers and here I am."

bundy · 07-13-2003, 12:01 AM

Phaenx is fluent in the little known Australian language.

Fremen · 07-13-2003, 03:58 AM

bundy drinks after the dog.

Macheath · 07-13-2003, 04:31 AM

Fremen drinks after Mua'Dib

uncle phil · 07-13-2003, 04:48 AM

mac slurps his soup...

Fly · 07-13-2003, 04:55 AM

ahhhh the jammie man himself eh.....

'ol phil there wears stilletto heels and a garter,with an elastic band around his nutsack....just because he can.

bundy · 07-13-2003, 05:54 AM

Fly deals in exotic latex and leather bondage costumes.

he even made a special tight leather jammie number for our lord King Phil.

uncle phil · 07-13-2003, 12:53 PM

bundy is ready for his second pair of sleeper jammies; this time with REAL mashed potatoes in the feet instead of that brown fake stuff like last time...

Meridae'n · 07-13-2003, 04:04 PM

See all that spam you keep getting Re: jammies? That's all from Uncle P. Hope you feel real proud of yourself...

uncle phil · 07-13-2003, 04:53 PM

Meridae'n · 07-13-2003, 06:09 PM

I was kidding mate!

bundy · 07-13-2003, 06:17 PM

Meri pulls his punches when attacking old men.

oh, and he can´t spell Origami...

cchris · 07-13-2003, 06:19 PM

bundy really did let the dog's out

bundy · 07-13-2003, 06:26 PM

haha!

cchris supports the bulldogs in the NRL.

cchris · 07-13-2003, 06:35 PM

Falls over laughing "NO WAY"

Meridae'n drinks lemonade in the ladies lounge at the Pub

Meridae'n · 07-13-2003, 06:35 PM

OI!! The Bulldogs will win the 03 Premiership.

Bundy goes for a loser team in the NRL, whoever they are...

bundy · 07-13-2003, 06:37 PM

mind you, that pub cchris mentioned is really Stone Wall on Oxford Street, and those ladies aren´t really ladies. interesting times, huh meri.

and i don´t go for Cronulla - in fact i hate the sharks with a passion.

cchris · 07-13-2003, 06:38 PM

So bundy knows these things from experience

bundy · 07-13-2003, 06:43 PM

cchris´s dream girl is giving him nightmares, because he´s never had it in the ear before.

Fly · 07-13-2003, 07:12 PM

deep down... bundy hates sharks and secretly fishes for them just to eat the ass outta them...(on the barbie of course)

Meridae'n · 07-13-2003, 07:35 PM

flyman is sexually attracted to any animal with a cartilage skeleton...

bundy · 07-13-2003, 10:20 PM

flyman also enjoys eating peoples noses.

Meridae'n · 07-13-2003, 10:54 PM

flyman's species never gets cancer...

Fremen · 07-14-2003, 12:21 AM

Meri uses a mixture of manure and grapejuice to paint his kitchen walls.

bundy · 07-14-2003, 12:51 AM

there was so much talk of Moths recently that Fremen couldn´t bring himself to come by the nonsense forum.

uncle phil · 07-14-2003, 04:32 AM

bundy wants to be a barman at "whiskey a-go-go..." (presuming it's still alive and kicking in kings cross...)

Conclamo Ludus · 07-14-2003, 06:52 AM

uncle phil distributes mature rated video games to minors.

Pyrate · 07-14-2003, 11:43 AM

Conclamo uses flash cards as porn.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-14-2003, 12:43 PM

Its the only way I learn...

Pyrate invented beef-flavored yogurt. It hasn't taken off yet, but I hear its big in Monaco.

uncle phil · 07-14-2003, 12:49 PM

CL is jealous of bundy's new duds...

07-12-2003, 03:36 AM	#1843 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac took the last train to clarksville with his heroes...the monkees... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2003, 03:43 AM	#1844 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	phil has monkeys in his closet. they're wearing sleeper jammies too. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-12-2003, 06:04 AM	#1846 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	paddyjoe has come out of the closet. __________________ nice line eh?

07-12-2003, 09:56 AM	#1847 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	...and right into spick's loving arms. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-12-2003, 01:37 PM	#1848 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...joining CL... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-12-2003, 01:26 AM	#1841 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	Macheath mainlined smack with Nancy Reagan.

07-12-2003, 01:40 AM	#1842 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	laxative does crack and other ghetto drugs with Hillary Clinton in Harlem.

07-12-2003, 05:21 AM	#1845 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Well, unfortunately, flyman still hasn't come out of the closet.

07-12-2003, 09:21 PM	#1849 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	asquint is a democrate __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-12-2003, 10:03 PM	#1850 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	excellent idea queedo. lets all gang up on squinty. squinty needs to get stronger glasses. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-12-2003, 11:30 PM	#1851 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	When Bundy says "stronger glasses," what he means is "Hi, I'm Bigfoot. Years ago I stole a laptop from some campers and here I am." __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

07-13-2003, 12:01 AM	#1852 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Phaenx is fluent in the little known Australian language. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 03:58 AM	#1853 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy drinks after the dog. __________________ Google

07-13-2003, 04:31 AM	#1854 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	Fremen drinks after Mua'Dib

07-13-2003, 04:48 AM	#1855 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mac slurps his soup... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2003, 04:04 PM	#1859 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	See all that spam you keep getting Re: jammies? That's all from Uncle P. Hope you feel real proud of yourself... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-13-2003, 06:09 PM	#1861 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	I was kidding mate! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-13-2003, 06:35 PM	#1866 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	OI!! The Bulldogs will win the 03 Premiership. Bundy goes for a loser team in the NRL, whoever they are... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-13-2003, 07:35 PM	#1871 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman is sexually attracted to any animal with a cartilage skeleton... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-13-2003, 04:55 AM	#1856 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahhhh the jammie man himself eh..... 'ol phil there wears stilletto heels and a garter,with an elastic band around his nutsack....just because he can. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-13-2003, 05:54 AM	#1857 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fly deals in exotic latex and leather bondage costumes. he even made a special tight leather jammie number for our lord King Phil. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 12:53 PM	#1858 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy is ready for his second pair of sleeper jammies; this time with REAL mashed potatoes in the feet instead of that brown fake stuff like last time... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2003, 04:53 PM	#1860 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	??? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-13-2003, 06:17 PM	#1862 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri pulls his punches when attacking old men. oh, and he can´t spell Origami... __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 06:19 PM	#1863 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	bundy really did let the dog's out __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-13-2003, 06:26 PM	#1864 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	haha! cchris supports the bulldogs in the NRL. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 06:35 PM	#1865 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Falls over laughing "NO WAY" Meridae'n drinks lemonade in the ladies lounge at the Pub __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-13-2003, 06:37 PM	#1867 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	mind you, that pub cchris mentioned is really Stone Wall on Oxford Street, and those ladies aren´t really ladies. interesting times, huh meri. and i don´t go for Cronulla - in fact i hate the sharks with a passion. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 06:38 PM	#1868 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	So bundy knows these things from experience __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-13-2003, 06:43 PM	#1869 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	cchris´s dream girl is giving him nightmares, because he´s never had it in the ear before. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 07:12 PM	#1870 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	deep down... bundy hates sharks and secretly fishes for them just to eat the ass outta them...(on the barbie of course) __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-13-2003, 10:20 PM	#1872 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman also enjoys eating peoples noses. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-13-2003, 10:54 PM	#1873 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman's species never gets cancer... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-14-2003, 12:21 AM	#1874 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri uses a mixture of manure and grapejuice to paint his kitchen walls. __________________ Google

07-14-2003, 12:51 AM	#1875 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	there was so much talk of Moths recently that Fremen couldn´t bring himself to come by the nonsense forum. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-14-2003, 04:32 AM	#1876 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bundy wants to be a barman at "whiskey a-go-go..." (presuming it's still alive and kicking in kings cross...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-14-2003, 06:52 AM	#1877 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	uncle phil distributes mature rated video games to minors. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-14-2003, 11:43 AM	#1878 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Conclamo uses flash cards as porn. __________________ ?

07-14-2003, 12:43 PM	#1879 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Its the only way I learn... Pyrate invented beef-flavored yogurt. It hasn't taken off yet, but I hear its big in Monaco. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues