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Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 12:35 PM

Uncle Phil wears his undershorts while taking a shower.

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 03:12 PM

Conclamo Ludus dropped the olympic torch...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 06:13 PM

I did. It is true. I am sorry. I dropped the olympic torch right on Meri's head. I don't know what he was doing betwixt my legs, but he said he was a professional. Sadly I believed him.

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:06 PM

C Ludus likes to berate the mice that his sorry assed cat can't catch.

*fuckin' mice eh?*

bundy · 07-10-2003, 07:10 PM

flyman enjoys the sweet pungent stench of the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT!!!

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:12 PM

speakin' of pits....bundy's armpit smells like his crotch.......

Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 07:14 PM

Bundy's crotch ironically smells like flyman.

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:15 PM

C Ludus knows this cuz.........?????

Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 07:17 PM

Flyman's mother told me. It was a very honest moment we shared...I think...

bundy · 07-10-2003, 07:19 PM

Conclamo pimps out the Flys mother. but when it comes time for her to lay maggots, well, he locks her up in the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:20 PM

ouch..........well C Ludus passes his days,by watching cats walk away with thier tails in the air,

richeee · 07-10-2003, 07:20 PM

Fly was faster...

This Time!

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:22 PM

richeee was....slower.....

this time...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 07:24 PM

Flyman only eats the pink-colored Apple Jacks. He says they taste like rainbows and moonbeams.

bundy · 07-10-2003, 07:25 PM

Conclamo is only collateral damage.
he is not my intended target.
besides, Conclamo smells.

and, Flyman is easily distracted by the decoy Richeeeeeeee.

the Fly has become scared of Oreo cookies since that last scandel.

even though they sponsered his upbringing anda gave him all, he has turned his back on them.

he is selfish, and demonic.

richeee · 07-10-2003, 07:25 PM

Toongabbie High School will never allow Bundy back, due to some science club experiment with rhesus monkeys and cheerleaders uniforms, gone bad...

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:26 PM

bundy wants to eat me like an oreo cookie......

*got me....richeee*

richeee · 07-10-2003, 07:26 PM

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:27 PM

richee is all smiles.....

bundy · 07-10-2003, 07:28 PM

Flyman, that would be an attractive invitation, but i do you are no longer sweet and creamy and chocolatey.
now you are evil. and tasteless.

and that Toongabbie call Rich - thats just plain nasty. i think Meri lives around there. haha.

richeee · 07-10-2003, 07:37 PM

*richeee innocently kicks the dirt around the playground...whistles nonchalantly...*

by the way, Bun- there's more to follow...

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 07:39 PM

bundy has no idea where the Centrepoint tower is...

bundy · 07-10-2003, 07:41 PM

Meri sits on top of Centrepoint.
he also shops in Asquith.

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 07:42 PM

Bundy thinks he's good just cause he's gunna get to 1000 before me... unfortunately he's right.

bundy · 07-10-2003, 07:45 PM

Meri is also a post-whore...but sadly he is poor one.

i advise all to avoid his wares and to seek sexual pleasure elsewhere.

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 07:48 PM

bundy listens to AM radio, just waiting for 'Africa' by Toto to come on...

Fly · 07-10-2003, 07:49 PM

which Meri sang......

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 07:55 PM

flyman gets horny whenever someone mention Africa...

You do the math

uncle phil · 07-11-2003, 04:01 AM

mer can't do the math without a calculator...

paddyjoe · 07-11-2003, 05:21 AM

I heard uncle phil traded his`Vette for a calculator...only cause it came with a new pocket protector.

queedo · 07-11-2003, 05:22 AM

Uncle Phil is so worried about flies getting in his food he only eats in a true vacume

paddyjoe · 07-11-2003, 08:26 AM

queedo means `slow-typer' in Ohioese.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-11-2003, 10:56 AM

paddyjoe dances with the devil in the pale moon light...all the time.

Pheatius · 07-11-2003, 12:23 PM

Conclamo Ludus eats Eucalyptus leaves in private. He stalks Koala Bears in zoos to get their leftovers. It has been rumored that he will "do favors' for said Koalas for more leaves.

uncle phil · 07-11-2003, 12:28 PM

pheatius listens to stan freberg 78s...

asquint · 07-11-2003, 09:50 PM

Uncle Phil is the walrus

bundy · 07-11-2003, 10:54 PM

asquint has a red rash on his neck

asquint · 07-11-2003, 11:09 PM

Bundy is a member of GreenPeace

bundy · 07-12-2003, 12:40 AM

squinty thinks that that is an insult.
and he still has a bad rash.

Macheath · 07-12-2003, 12:41 AM

Bundy hangs out with Rosalynn Carter.

07-10-2003, 12:35 PM	#1801 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Uncle Phil wears his undershorts while taking a shower. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-10-2003, 03:12 PM	#1802 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Conclamo Ludus dropped the olympic torch... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 06:13 PM	#1803 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I did. It is true. I am sorry. I dropped the olympic torch right on Meri's head. I don't know what he was doing betwixt my legs, but he said he was a professional. Sadly I believed him. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-10-2003, 07:06 PM	#1804 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludus likes to berate the mice that his sorry assed cat can't catch. fuckin' mice eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:10 PM	#1805 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman enjoys the sweet pungent stench of the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-10-2003, 07:12 PM	#1806 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	speakin' of pits....bundy's armpit smells like his crotch....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:14 PM	#1807 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Bundy's crotch ironically smells like flyman. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-10-2003, 07:15 PM	#1808 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	C Ludus knows this cuz.........????? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:17 PM	#1809 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Flyman's mother told me. It was a very honest moment we shared...I think... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-10-2003, 07:19 PM	#1810 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Conclamo pimps out the Flys mother. but when it comes time for her to lay maggots, well, he locks her up in the CONCLAMO LUDUS PIT __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-10-2003, 07:20 PM	#1811 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ouch..........well C Ludus passes his days,by watching cats walk away with thier tails in the air, __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:20 PM	#1812 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Fly was faster... This Time! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-10-2003, 07:22 PM	#1813 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richeee was....slower..... this time... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:24 PM	#1814 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Flyman only eats the pink-colored Apple Jacks. He says they taste like rainbows and moonbeams. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-10-2003, 07:25 PM	#1815 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Conclamo is only collateral damage. he is not my intended target. besides, Conclamo smells. and, Flyman is easily distracted by the decoy Richeeeeeeee. the Fly has become scared of Oreo cookies since that last scandel. even though they sponsered his upbringing anda gave him all, he has turned his back on them. he is selfish, and demonic. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-11-2003, 04:01 AM	#1829 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer can't do the math without a calculator... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2003, 07:25 PM	#1816 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Toongabbie High School will never allow Bundy back, due to some science club experiment with rhesus monkeys and cheerleaders uniforms, gone bad... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-10-2003, 07:26 PM	#1817 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy wants to eat me like an oreo cookie...... got me....richeee __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:26 PM	#1818 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	__________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-10-2003, 07:27 PM	#1819 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	richee is all smiles..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:28 PM	#1820 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Flyman, that would be an attractive invitation, but i do you are no longer sweet and creamy and chocolatey. now you are evil. and tasteless. and that Toongabbie call Rich - thats just plain nasty. i think Meri lives around there. haha. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-10-2003, 07:37 PM	#1821 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	richeee innocently kicks the dirt around the playground...whistles nonchalantly... by the way, Bun- there's more to follow... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-10-2003, 07:39 PM	#1822 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy has no idea where the Centrepoint tower is... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 07:41 PM	#1823 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri sits on top of Centrepoint. he also shops in Asquith. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-10-2003, 07:42 PM	#1824 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy thinks he's good just cause he's gunna get to 1000 before me... unfortunately he's right. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up? Last edited by Meridae'n; 07-10-2003 at 08:19 PM..

07-10-2003, 07:45 PM	#1825 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri is also a post-whore...but sadly he is poor one. i advise all to avoid his wares and to seek sexual pleasure elsewhere. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-10-2003, 07:48 PM	#1826 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy listens to AM radio, just waiting for 'Africa' by Toto to come on... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 07:49 PM	#1827 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	which Meri sang...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-10-2003, 07:55 PM	#1828 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	flyman gets horny whenever someone mention Africa... You do the math __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-11-2003, 05:21 AM	#1830 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I heard uncle phil traded his`Vette for a calculator...only cause it came with a new pocket protector.

07-11-2003, 05:22 AM	#1831 (permalink)
queedo Shodan	Uncle Phil is so worried about flies getting in his food he only eats in a true vacume __________________ If you think you can or you can't, you are right!

07-11-2003, 08:26 AM	#1832 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	queedo means `slow-typer' in Ohioese.

07-11-2003, 10:56 AM	#1833 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	paddyjoe dances with the devil in the pale moon light...all the time. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-11-2003, 12:23 PM	#1834 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Conclamo Ludus eats Eucalyptus leaves in private. He stalks Koala Bears in zoos to get their leftovers. It has been rumored that he will "do favors' for said Koalas for more leaves.

07-11-2003, 12:28 PM	#1835 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius listens to stan freberg 78s... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-11-2003, 09:50 PM	#1836 (permalink)
asquint Crazy Location: Orlando	Uncle Phil is the walrus __________________ Hi-Tech Redneck