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Old 04-22-2003, 05:21 AM   #81 (permalink)
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myMHz has less frequency than he'd like.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:05 AM   #82 (permalink)
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rat bastid is really a drunken amish hampster in human form but assumes drunken amish hampster form every 2nd tuesday at 2.30pm.

didn't you know?
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:09 AM   #83 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
Miranda was never born ! At least that is what the profile says ...
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:14 AM   #84 (permalink)
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marcopolo is really a battery charged iguana!!!!
muahahaha!!!

i was born! *sniff*

ohhh
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:10 AM   #85 (permalink)
Giggity Giggity!!
 
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Miranda likes to spy into peoples window at night with his sock puppet named Horace!
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:42 AM   #86 (permalink)
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GuttersnipeXL is a bird who never learned to fly... but sure can walk fast.
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:27 AM   #87 (permalink)
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Despite what most people think, troit is actually a guy.
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:50 AM   #88 (permalink)
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BoCo never was a MoFo....it was all a cover
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Old 04-22-2003, 10:58 AM   #89 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:05 AM   #90 (permalink)
bAck iN aCtiOn!
 
Location: in my imagination
bobmsythe is really bobmsmith
see the difference? he didn't want anyone to know!
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Old 04-22-2003, 11:06 AM   #91 (permalink)
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<span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through"> bobmsmythe</span> ariekitten has spots on <span STYLE="text-decoration:line-through">his</span> her naughty parts oozing with puss

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Old 04-22-2003, 12:12 PM   #92 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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bones is a wannabe pirate...
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:15 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil isn't really an uncle. That's just what they call him in prison.
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:34 PM   #94 (permalink)
Here
 
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Bones has 12 toes...

8 on one foot and 4 on the other.
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:37 PM   #95 (permalink)
Squid
 
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A quick peek at the nether regions would reveal that World's King is actually World's Queen...

-Mikey
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:39 PM   #96 (permalink)
Giggity Giggity!!
 
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Edit...Mikey chalupa is a nomadic alpaca rancher!
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Old 04-22-2003, 12:51 PM   #97 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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The XL refers to depth, not length.
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:22 PM   #98 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
Bones used to be a merchant in a marketplace in Mexico.
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Old 04-22-2003, 01:26 PM   #99 (permalink)
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wrkime just wants us all to think he lives in New England when in fact he lives in Iraq...
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:51 PM   #100 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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troit loves upstate winters...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-22-2003, 03:55 PM   #101 (permalink)
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uncle phil is really "aunt phil"
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:12 PM   #102 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Bones is about to get his ass kicked by *Nikki*.
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:40 PM   #103 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
spectre secretly has my back.
If you piss off *Nikki*, you're on your own bud.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:19 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Bones is going to die soon
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:27 PM   #105 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Quote:
Originally posted by *Nikki*
Bones is going to die soon
haha

*Nikki* is going to get arrested after beating Bones to a pulp.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:45 PM   #106 (permalink)
Psycho
 
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spectre is really a dead person whos spirit lives inside a MACINTOSH
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:47 PM   #107 (permalink)
Junkie
 
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spectre's deepest darkest secret is that he thinks Jaws 3-D is far superior than the first Jaws film.
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Old 04-22-2003, 06:51 PM   #108 (permalink)
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JumpinJesus has a horrible problem with timing and reading
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:05 PM   #109 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Chicago
that's no secret qpid.

But that means I get to go twice.

qpid's deepest darkest secret is that he once believed that the stars are just really, really slow airplanes.
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Old 04-22-2003, 07:51 PM   #110 (permalink)
Buffering.........
 
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Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:19 PM   #111 (permalink)
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
 
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Bones has the worlds largest collection of dildo's.
...and he call's them his little Chicago Cubbies!
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:46 PM   #112 (permalink)
Fly
see the links to my music?
 
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richee has a crush on *Nikki*

oh ya'.....Jadz too
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Old 04-22-2003, 09:50 PM   #113 (permalink)
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
 
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
Flyman confuses "secrets" with reality!
And forgot about richeee's crush on Angel!
and PorscheBunny!
and [YOUR FEMALE NAME HERE].
and Flyman (in his dreams!)
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:15 AM   #114 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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richeee really wants to find the lawn guy in south dakota...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 04-23-2003, 03:26 AM   #115 (permalink)
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On a disposable camera somewhere in America, there's a snapshot of Uncle Phil holding a can of frosting in one hand while he's grinding against a Bob's Big Boy statue.
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:07 AM   #116 (permalink)
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fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:13 AM   #117 (permalink)
Fly
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
*Nikki* likes to shave herself in the shower.all of herself too.

thanx *Nikki*

*has relapse....runs to bathroom to clean up*
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Old 04-23-2003, 05:23 AM   #118 (permalink)
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flyman likes to read about me shaving in the shower

oh wait, that wasn't a secret!

flyman fantisizes about shaving ME in the shower!
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:26 AM   #119 (permalink)
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*Nikki* is really a 46 year old truck driver named Lou.

Quote:
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fhqwhgads name really means "I like carmel on top"
How'd you guess?
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Old 04-23-2003, 07:30 AM   #120 (permalink)
Go Packers! (*sigh!*)
 
Location: The Lovely Emerald City
fhqwhgads was really looking forward to *Nikki* posting this, and is disappointed to find it's me!
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