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Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 04:54 AM

Meri goes to car washes nude, with the windows rolled down. He says that he likes the feeling of the hot wax on his naked torso.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 04:55 AM

Conclamo Ludus's family tree is a straight line...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 06:23 AM

Meri's family tree is a piece of driftwood.

Pyrate · 07-09-2003, 06:28 AM

bundy, bundy, fast and loose
Though he's missing parts and screws
His pinky toe, if it be known
Is really rather blue

Sorry, but I coudn't resist going for bundy...!

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 07:55 AM

Pyrate likes to break the rules of the game.

Pheatius · 07-09-2003, 12:12 PM

Conclamo Ludus does not dance.
He likes to move to Eurotrash trance.

Conclamo Ludus does not dance.
But he has a fire in his pants.

He will not grind.
He will not break.
He will not tango, or shimmy or shake.

Give him a bass groove with a high-pitch squeal
He'll eat it up, like dying man's last meal
Swaying to and fro will please him the most
Like a drugged-up, acid-tripping German Falco Ghost

uncle phil · 07-09-2003, 12:17 PM

yon pheatius has a lean and hungry look...leaning out the window and looking for...(ready for this?)...CHICKEN SOUP!!!

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 12:46 PM

Uncle Phil can't dance. He has three left feet.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 03:25 PM

Conclamo Ludus has never had a bath. He wont engage in any acts he can't spell...

Fremen is still shit scared of moths

bundy · 07-09-2003, 06:10 PM

Meri wants to vote Regina out of the Big Brother house. (NOOOO!!!)

Fremen, moths, nuff said.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 06:28 PM

Ouch! Regina's a champ... i want to have her children

Bundy has an original copy of 'Stutter-rap', signed by Morris Minor & the Majors...

bundy · 07-09-2003, 06:31 PM

i know, GO REGGIE!!!! what a legend.

Meri is Ivan Milats love child. (and the mother is Rose Porteous), how do those razor blades taste, Ivan?

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 06:59 PM

Bones is what he eats...

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 07:00 PM

Conclamo doesn't know that the front funnel on the Titanic was a fake

guess the cats out of the bag now...

bundy · 07-09-2003, 07:11 PM

Meri thinks that Neddy Smith is his dad.
he travels up to Grafton to visit Ned in prison.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-09-2003, 07:14 PM

Neddy Smith really is bundy's dad. Meri believes they are brothers. Except Neddy Smith goes up to Grafton to visit bundy in prison.

bundy · 07-09-2003, 07:17 PM

Conclamo is really Roger Rogerson. Roger the Dodger. Australias nastiest cop.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 07:19 PM

Bundy repeated kindergarten...

bundy · 07-09-2003, 07:22 PM

actually...no thats not right.

Meri took three years to do his HSC.
pathways man, pathways.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 07:35 PM

Bundy did the VCE...

no, i'll take that back, that was a bit over the top.

Fly · 07-09-2003, 07:38 PM

looks like Meridae'n's goat turned into a two headed freak with only one breast.....too bad dude.

shoulda stayed with the goat man.

richeee · 07-09-2003, 07:44 PM

flyman is sooooooo excited for the 2010 Olympics, he has started renting out his cardboard housing!
Good Luck, Fly!

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 08:00 PM

richeee makes love by numbers...

Fly · 07-09-2003, 08:01 PM

how'd you know i live in a cardboard house?

richeee is jealous that paddyjoe has dibs on my couch for the 2010 olympics and not him.

*edit* damn too slow.

Meri jerks off very fast...just like posting

bundy · 07-09-2003, 08:06 PM

the Fly is actually a fifteen hundred year old demon. the great hamster demon. fear him people, for he is pure evil.

Fly · 07-09-2003, 08:13 PM

bundy has a neat little trick with hamsters...

....feltching anyone?

bundy · 07-09-2003, 08:18 PM

the Fly is Richard Gere, in disguise.

Fly · 07-09-2003, 08:22 PM

bundy is in looooove with richard gere.....you freak...stay away from me man......you make me feel all weird inside.

bundy · 07-09-2003, 08:25 PM

well Fly, no one, and i mean NOONE, wears a tie as well Mr Gere.
and he was brilliant as Billie Flynn in Chicago.

anyway,
Flyman disagrees with the whole notion of stalking people.

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 08:57 PM

Bundy is also in love with Gus the Snail.

And moths still spook Fremen...

Fly · 07-09-2003, 08:59 PM

M has a whole collection of moths stashed in a jar.

*weirdo*

bundy · 07-09-2003, 09:00 PM

Dammit!
the FLY too quick.
well, what can i expect... he is a demon.

oh, and Meri breeds those nasty looking Devils Head Moths, so he can torture Fremen (whose locked in the basement)

Meridae'n · 07-09-2003, 09:13 PM

Bundy has no idea what 'girt by sea' means...

uncle phil · 07-10-2003, 04:10 AM

mer is secretly planning a hostile take-over of my slowly growing "sleeper jammie" business...

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 04:14 AM

uncle phil doesn't have the capital to start his jammie business, or the contacts...

paddyjoe · 07-10-2003, 04:16 AM

uncle phil bought Elvis' sleeper jammies off e-bay for $25,000. What a deal!

oh hell, Meri's fast...too fast in fact...At least that's what his girl told me.

Meridae'n · 07-10-2003, 04:36 AM

paddyjoe eats his toenails... and phil's, bundy's, fly's, and dreams about eating Nikki's...

Pyrate · 07-10-2003, 05:21 AM

Meridae'n leads a tribe of poop worshiping amputees. This is a perfect position for him as it kills two 'fetish' birds with one stone!!!

Conclamo Ludus · 07-10-2003, 08:29 AM

Pyrate is a poop worshipping amputee. A tragic toilet seat accident left him with his left butt cheek amputated. Poop is his messiah and one day he will return to bring Meri and his crew to the Big Septic Tank in the sky.

uncle phil · 07-10-2003, 12:31 PM

conclamo ludus has a roilet fixation...

07-09-2003, 04:54 AM	#1761 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Meri goes to car washes nude, with the windows rolled down. He says that he likes the feeling of the hot wax on his naked torso. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 04:55 AM	#1762 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Conclamo Ludus's family tree is a straight line... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 06:23 AM	#1763 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Meri's family tree is a piece of driftwood. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 06:28 AM	#1764 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	bundy, bundy, fast and loose Though he's missing parts and screws His pinky toe, if it be known Is really rather blue Sorry, but I coudn't resist going for bundy...! __________________ ?

07-09-2003, 07:55 AM	#1765 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pyrate likes to break the rules of the game. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 12:12 PM	#1766 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Conclamo Ludus does not dance. He likes to move to Eurotrash trance. Conclamo Ludus does not dance. But he has a fire in his pants. He will not grind. He will not break. He will not tango, or shimmy or shake. Give him a bass groove with a high-pitch squeal He'll eat it up, like dying man's last meal Swaying to and fro will please him the most Like a drugged-up, acid-tripping German Falco Ghost

07-09-2003, 12:17 PM	#1767 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	yon pheatius has a lean and hungry look...leaning out the window and looking for...(ready for this?)...CHICKEN SOUP!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-09-2003, 12:46 PM	#1768 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Uncle Phil can't dance. He has three left feet. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 03:25 PM	#1769 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Conclamo Ludus has never had a bath. He wont engage in any acts he can't spell... Fremen is still shit scared of moths __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 06:10 PM	#1770 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri wants to vote Regina out of the Big Brother house. (NOOOO!!!) Fremen, moths, nuff said. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 06:28 PM	#1771 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Ouch! Regina's a champ... i want to have her children Bundy has an original copy of 'Stutter-rap', signed by Morris Minor & the Majors... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 06:31 PM	#1772 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i know, GO REGGIE!!!! what a legend. Meri is Ivan Milats love child. (and the mother is Rose Porteous), how do those razor blades taste, Ivan? __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 06:59 PM	#1773 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Bones is what he eats... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 07:00 PM	#1774 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Conclamo doesn't know that the front funnel on the Titanic was a fake guess the cats out of the bag now... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 07:11 PM	#1775 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meri thinks that Neddy Smith is his dad. he travels up to Grafton to visit Ned in prison. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 07:14 PM	#1776 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Neddy Smith really is bundy's dad. Meri believes they are brothers. Except Neddy Smith goes up to Grafton to visit bundy in prison. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-09-2003, 07:17 PM	#1777 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Conclamo is really Roger Rogerson. Roger the Dodger. Australias nastiest cop. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 07:19 PM	#1778 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy repeated kindergarten... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 07:22 PM	#1779 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	actually...no thats not right. Meri took three years to do his HSC. pathways man, pathways. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 07:35 PM	#1780 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy did the VCE... no, i'll take that back, that was a bit over the top. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 07:38 PM	#1781 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	looks like Meridae'n's goat turned into a two headed freak with only one breast.....too bad dude. shoulda stayed with the goat man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2003, 07:44 PM	#1782 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	flyman is sooooooo excited for the 2010 Olympics, he has started renting out his cardboard housing! Good Luck, Fly! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-09-2003, 08:00 PM	#1783 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	richeee makes love by numbers... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 08:01 PM	#1784 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	how'd you know i live in a cardboard house? richeee is jealous that paddyjoe has dibs on my couch for the 2010 olympics and not him. edit damn too slow. Meri jerks off very fast...just like posting __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2003, 08:06 PM	#1785 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the Fly is actually a fifteen hundred year old demon. the great hamster demon. fear him people, for he is pure evil. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 08:13 PM	#1786 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy has a neat little trick with hamsters... ....feltching anyone? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2003, 08:18 PM	#1787 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the Fly is Richard Gere, in disguise. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 08:22 PM	#1788 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy is in looooove with richard gere.....you freak...stay away from me man......you make me feel all weird inside. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2003, 08:25 PM	#1789 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well Fly, no one, and i mean NOONE, wears a tie as well Mr Gere. and he was brilliant as Billie Flynn in Chicago. anyway, Flyman disagrees with the whole notion of stalking people. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 08:57 PM	#1790 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy is also in love with Gus the Snail. And moths still spook Fremen... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-09-2003, 08:59 PM	#1791 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	M has a whole collection of moths stashed in a jar. weirdo __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2003, 09:00 PM	#1792 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Dammit! the FLY too quick. well, what can i expect... he is a demon. oh, and Meri breeds those nasty looking Devils Head Moths, so he can torture Fremen (whose locked in the basement) __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-09-2003, 09:13 PM	#1793 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bundy has no idea what 'girt by sea' means... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-10-2003, 04:10 AM	#1794 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer is secretly planning a hostile take-over of my slowly growing "sleeper jammie" business... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2003, 04:14 AM	#1795 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	uncle phil doesn't have the capital to start his jammie business, or the contacts... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?