Conclamo Ludus

guypunkr once sat in as a guest guitarist for Ricky Martin's backup band. He got the job for giving a "job" if you know what I mean.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

Fremen

Conclamo Ludus once received a love note from Roseanne, which he then put in his keepsake trunk.

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guypunkr

Fremen once ate 9849 pounds of polish sausage, but never wanted the fame for holding the world record, so he kept the secret to himself!!

Fremen

guypunkr was actually trying to write "gatefucker", but his one hand wasn't too steady.

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Fly

fremen's door swings both ways.....

*i knew it...i fucking knew it..........*

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SterlingStudios

guypunkr

Flyman is a real Flyman...

Fly

guypunkr is into stupid,cute ........elmo dolls

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SterlingStudios

guypunkr

Hey, they shake when you squeeze 'em. What else could you want in a mate?

J/k.

Flyman is obsessed with Charlie Chaplin Lookalikes.

Fremen

gatefucker er...I mean, guypunkr, actually likes listening to crying babies on airlines.

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Meridae'n

Fremen eats barocca

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Fremen

Meri makes me eat barocca (whatever that is) by holding my dog over a cliff.

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guypunkr

Fremen loves his mommy, as much as he can, as many times as he can, and in any way that he can...

Meridae'n

guypunkr has a birthmark in the shape of a swastika on the opening of his urethra...

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guypunkr

Hey!! How'd you know?

J/k.

Meri doesn't know English, he speaks only in binary code and has to dictate to a translator to use the TFP.

Meridae'n

guypunkr's fantasises over the red Tellytubby

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guypunkr

And Meri dreams of someday having them all, with barney and his friends...

bundy

dammit punky!
slow down, so i can attack Meri as well!!

Punky is really selfish and seeks to keep Meri and his vulnerable ass all for himself.

and Meri wants us to believe he could attract such a great looking girlfriend.
he actually just leached that picky from iwishihadagirlfriend.com.au

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guypunkr

Bundy's made Punky take a break from this thread for the rest of the night...

J/k, no hard feelings

Meridae'n

well, you just made a friend bundy, and gave her a big head!


punky was born without an Illio-Tibial Band...

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bundy

Meri is not a child of the Revolution.
don't you realise that the illio-tibial band is a bad thing designed to limit your free thought... without your free thoughts, Meri, the evil King Phil has you in the palm of his gnarled old hand.
you had better have your illio-thingy band removed.

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Meridae'n

But then i would extremely restrict the movement of my hip joint...


bundy was cheering for Grant Hackett at the 2000 Olympics (traitor!)

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bundy

Meri wishes he was Rumpole.

(that Grant Hackett call was really nasty! how could anyone cheer for that guy?)

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Meridae'n

bundy is a suck (she thinks you're funny)

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bundy

Meri and his lady are sorely mistaken,
Bundy is not funny.

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Meridae'n

bundy shops at Go-Lo

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bundy

what is that?
a Wagga version of Bi-Lo? haha.

Meri loiters around the local CWA hall so when the old ladies are shuffling in for their weekly hit of bingo, he can steal their lucky charms and special highlighters.

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Meridae'n

It is actually...


bundy actually likes eating Warheads

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bundy

you bet i do!
esp those super sour ones!!!!


Meri wishes he could meet Ben from the BIG ARVO

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Meridae'n

bundy is a post whore (rich, i know!)

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bundy

ouch!!

Meri dreams about Rove, and Peter Hellier, and Corinne Grant (all at once)

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Meridae'n

just kidding... most of us here in Nonsense are!


bundi wants a threesome with Barry Humpries and Kerry-Anne Kennelly

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bundy

hmmmm..KAK!!!
i just love that Leggos ad she does (NOT!!)


Meri uses American Psycho as a behaviou guide.

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Meridae'n

bundy drives a pink Excel...

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bundy

haha...

meri drives a new lime green beetle. but he swapped that fake white gerbera for a yellow rose.

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laxative

bundy should spend more time poopin'

Meridae'n

laxative spends more time over the shitter than the entire 'Cheers' cast...

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laxative

Meridae'n had a gut-wrenching, poop-inducing crush on Cliff Claven.

Meridae'n

laxative eats far too much curry...

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uncle phil

mer can't wait to jump into his brand new pair of...SLEEPER JAMMIES!!!

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Meridae'n

UP has an unhealthy obsessions with sleeping apparel...

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