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bundy · 07-06-2003, 06:52 PM

Fremen was one of my customers.
but he didn´t have the cash, so i turned him away.
but he wouldn´t quit, so i had to go into hiding.
i believe he has numerous people hiding from him.
he is a professional stalker. and he is dangerous.

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 07:05 PM

bundy just doesn't realise it's not him I'm stalking it's his garden hose...it's EVIL! I must make it stop the killing!

bundy · 07-06-2003, 08:46 PM

Fremen can´t afford a nice, porcelain bong, so he keeps chopping up his neighbours garden hoses.
so thats why it keeps getting shorter.

Meridae'n · 07-07-2003, 12:06 AM

bundy eats fairy floss just so he can wonder upon his technicolour turds...

boredjerk · 07-07-2003, 01:33 AM

Meridae'n loves his kaopectate.

uncle phil · 07-07-2003, 03:17 AM

bj feeds mer his kaopectate...

(and fremen is still afraid of moths...)

bundy · 07-07-2003, 04:04 AM

King Phil II enjoys regular bukkake sessions at the local bingo hall.

(and Fremen...Moths - nuff said)

Fremen · 07-07-2003, 04:28 AM

bundy supplies cafeteria workers with the necessary lovin' to get them through another day. (he loves them lunch ladies.)

(the moths......they're e-ev-everywhere!)

bundy · 07-07-2003, 04:39 AM

Fremen supplies me with my cafeteria ladies.
hes a lunch lady pimp.

Fremen, don´t worry, just use your pimpastic lunch lady bebop gun on the moths. that´ll make the suckas dance.

Fremen · 07-07-2003, 05:13 AM

bundy uses up the lunch ladies faster than I can supply them. (gonna start charging more)

(my pimptastic lunch lady bebop gun is out of batteries. Dammit Bones!)

Conclamo Ludus · 07-07-2003, 09:03 AM

Fremen needs the lunch lady money to buy more Mariah Carey collector's items. He's trying to get the official "Glitter" lunch pal right now.

uncle phil · 07-07-2003, 12:46 PM

conclamo ludus would look good in a pair of sleeper jammies...

Pheatius · 07-07-2003, 01:54 PM

Uncle Phil would like to be in those jammies at the same time...to quicken the soiling process.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-07-2003, 03:24 PM

Pheatius has the highest bid on ebay right now for the spot inbetween me and Uncle Phil in my jammies. Uncle Phil & I are still holding out for the Olsen twins but Pheatius keeps outbidding them. Damnit!

Fremen · 07-07-2003, 04:07 PM

Conclamo Ludus collects Garbage Pail Kids collector cards, then sells them to diseased French whores.

Meridae'n · 07-07-2003, 04:25 PM

Fremen has webbed feet

Edit: And is still scared of moths...

Fremen · 07-07-2003, 05:23 PM

Meri stole Conclamo Ludus's list of diseased French whores.

And I'm not afraid of all moths, just the scary ones. *ducks* What was that!?!

Spinach_Indeed · 07-07-2003, 05:42 PM

Fremen only choose his name because he likes to use it to make naughty limericks involving semen

Meridae'n · 07-07-2003, 06:24 PM

Spinach is afraid of Fremen...

Meridae'n · 07-07-2003, 06:30 PM

Bones has girls germs...

Pedialyte · 07-07-2003, 06:37 PM

Meridae'n poop's his pants.

splck · 07-07-2003, 06:42 PM

Bones has a thing for dwarfs.

Pedialyte · 07-07-2003, 06:45 PM

splck is secretly in love with me because my name is rad

Conclamo Ludus · 07-07-2003, 06:50 PM

Pedialyte still uses words like rad, spiffy, neato, and keen.

Pedialyte · 07-07-2003, 06:52 PM

Conclamo Ludus is totally not rad, spiddy, neato, or keen. Touche'

Conclamo Ludus · 07-07-2003, 07:09 PM

Pedialyte got his name from literally scaring the shit out of children

bundy · 07-07-2003, 07:11 PM

Conclamo is the poor depressed cop who´s been sent on the trail of Pedialyte.
he´s found him online, but will he ever find in real life???

Fremen · 07-07-2003, 08:15 PM

bundy likes to conjugate verbs instead of gettin' wit his woman.

Meridae'n · 07-07-2003, 08:25 PM

Fremen can lick his elbow...

Stiltzkin · 07-07-2003, 10:21 PM

Meridae'n lives in "Wagga Wagga Wagga"... the home of the world's best bat soup and dog jerky. ::cringes::

bundy · 07-08-2003, 12:43 AM

Stiltzkin calls Wagga Wagga, Wagga Wagga Wagga... bad move stiltz, bad move.

Fremen · 07-08-2003, 01:27 AM

bundy just can't stop himself from posting right in front of me.
Are you reverse-stalking me?

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 02:52 AM

Fremen can tie a knot in his own penis (and does so often to impress the small woodland furries running around his white house office).

uncle phil · 07-08-2003, 02:57 AM

guypunkr wants in the jammies, too...

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 02:59 AM

Uncle Phil was the one trying to kill John, just to get the Beatles to stop making THE WORLD'S BEST MUSIC!!

Pyrate · 07-08-2003, 06:35 AM

guypunkr accidently dropped his keyboard when registering, resulting in all the keys scattering after many hours of frustration, he put them all back in 'correctly'.

That explains his jumbled nickname!!!

uncle phil · 07-08-2003, 12:03 PM

pyrate is looking for his sleeper jammies...

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 12:47 PM

Uncle Phil wrestles with pigs,
but he gets dirty;
and he likes it too.

splck · 07-08-2003, 12:54 PM

guypunkr supplies uncle phil with said pigs. He breeds them in his apartment.

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 12:58 PM

Splck steals said pigs in the middle of the night for ritual animal slaughters (including a few of my socks, for purposes unknown...)

07-06-2003, 06:52 PM	#1641 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen was one of my customers. but he didn´t have the cash, so i turned him away. but he wouldn´t quit, so i had to go into hiding. i believe he has numerous people hiding from him. he is a professional stalker. and he is dangerous. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-06-2003, 07:05 PM	#1642 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy just doesn't realise it's not him I'm stalking it's his garden hose...it's EVIL! I must make it stop the killing! __________________ Google

07-06-2003, 08:46 PM	#1643 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen can´t afford a nice, porcelain bong, so he keeps chopping up his neighbours garden hoses. so thats why it keeps getting shorter. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-07-2003, 12:06 AM	#1644 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy eats fairy floss just so he can wonder upon his technicolour turds... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-07-2003, 01:33 AM	#1645 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	Meridae'n loves his kaopectate. __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

07-07-2003, 03:17 AM	#1646 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	bj feeds mer his kaopectate... (and fremen is still afraid of moths...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2003, 04:04 AM	#1647 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	King Phil II enjoys regular bukkake sessions at the local bingo hall. (and Fremen...Moths - nuff said) __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-07-2003, 04:28 AM	#1648 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy supplies cafeteria workers with the necessary lovin' to get them through another day. (he loves them lunch ladies.) (the moths......they're e-ev-everywhere!) __________________ Google

07-07-2003, 04:39 AM	#1649 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen supplies me with my cafeteria ladies. hes a lunch lady pimp. Fremen, don´t worry, just use your pimpastic lunch lady bebop gun on the moths. that´ll make the suckas dance. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-07-2003, 05:13 AM	#1650 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy uses up the lunch ladies faster than I can supply them. (gonna start charging more) (my pimptastic lunch lady bebop gun is out of batteries. Dammit Bones!) __________________ Google

07-07-2003, 09:03 AM	#1651 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Fremen needs the lunch lady money to buy more Mariah Carey collector's items. He's trying to get the official "Glitter" lunch pal right now. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-07-2003, 12:46 PM	#1652 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	conclamo ludus would look good in a pair of sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-07-2003, 01:54 PM	#1653 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Uncle Phil would like to be in those jammies at the same time...to quicken the soiling process.

07-07-2003, 03:24 PM	#1654 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pheatius has the highest bid on ebay right now for the spot inbetween me and Uncle Phil in my jammies. Uncle Phil & I are still holding out for the Olsen twins but Pheatius keeps outbidding them. Damnit! __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-07-2003, 04:07 PM	#1655 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Conclamo Ludus collects Garbage Pail Kids collector cards, then sells them to diseased French whores. __________________ Google

07-07-2003, 04:25 PM	#1656 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen has webbed feet Edit: And is still scared of moths... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-07-2003, 05:23 PM	#1657 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri stole Conclamo Ludus's list of diseased French whores. And I'm not afraid of all moths, just the scary ones. ducks What was that!?! __________________ Google

07-07-2003, 05:42 PM	#1658 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Fremen only choose his name because he likes to use it to make naughty limericks involving semen __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-07-2003, 06:24 PM	#1659 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Spinach is afraid of Fremen... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-07-2003, 06:30 PM	#1660 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Bones has girls germs... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-07-2003, 06:37 PM	#1661 (permalink)
Pedialyte Crazy Location: Minneapolis	Meridae'n poop's his pants.

07-07-2003, 06:42 PM	#1662 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Bones has a thing for dwarfs. __________________ nice line eh?

07-07-2003, 06:45 PM	#1663 (permalink)
Pedialyte Crazy Location: Minneapolis	splck is secretly in love with me because my name is rad

07-07-2003, 06:50 PM	#1664 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pedialyte still uses words like rad, spiffy, neato, and keen. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-07-2003, 06:52 PM	#1665 (permalink)
Pedialyte Crazy Location: Minneapolis	Conclamo Ludus is totally not rad, spiddy, neato, or keen. Touche'

07-07-2003, 07:09 PM	#1666 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Pedialyte got his name from literally scaring the shit out of children __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-07-2003, 07:11 PM	#1667 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Conclamo is the poor depressed cop who´s been sent on the trail of Pedialyte. he´s found him online, but will he ever find in real life??? __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-07-2003, 08:15 PM	#1668 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy likes to conjugate verbs instead of gettin' wit his woman. __________________ Google

07-07-2003, 08:25 PM	#1669 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen can lick his elbow... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-07-2003, 10:21 PM	#1670 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Meridae'n lives in "Wagga Wagga Wagga"... the home of the world's best bat soup and dog jerky. ::cringes:: __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-08-2003, 12:43 AM	#1671 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Stiltzkin calls Wagga Wagga, Wagga Wagga Wagga... bad move stiltz, bad move. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-08-2003, 01:27 AM	#1672 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy just can't stop himself from posting right in front of me. Are you reverse-stalking me? __________________ Google

07-08-2003, 02:52 AM	#1673 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Fremen can tie a knot in his own penis (and does so often to impress the small woodland furries running around his white house office).

07-08-2003, 02:57 AM	#1674 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	guypunkr wants in the jammies, too... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-08-2003, 02:59 AM	#1675 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Uncle Phil was the one trying to kill John, just to get the Beatles to stop making THE WORLD'S BEST MUSIC!!