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paddyjoe · 07-05-2003, 04:20 AM

Bundy was the producer of Camilla's only porn flick, `the Queen's and I.'

bundy · 07-05-2003, 05:08 AM

lol
thats a good one mate.

meanwhile, paddyjoe knows this since he was the only person in the WHOLE WORLD who bought it.

Fly · 07-05-2003, 05:13 AM

ahhhh bundy don't be upset....we all know you were in that film.

*bundy screwed the queen,bundy screwed the queen.*

paddyjoe · 07-05-2003, 05:37 AM

We all know flyman was the only one who jerked it while he watched.

(God fly, bundy is your friend!)

splck · 07-05-2003, 06:27 AM

paddyjoe was the only one that jerked just thinking about the show.

Fly · 07-05-2003, 06:48 AM

see how well splck's wrist action is with that flyrod.

well he doesn't just use that wrist for fishin' with.

fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap

Pyrate · 07-05-2003, 06:56 AM

flyman has 'done it' enough to actually be able to spell the sound it makes!!!

splck · 07-05-2003, 06:56 AM

pyrate only needs one fwap to get off.

paddyjoe · 07-05-2003, 11:07 AM

splck sure is hoping to catch a large-mouthed bass....(yeah, you know what for)

uncle phil · 07-05-2003, 12:21 PM

pj's eagle appears to be looking for a worm...look over in pj's direction, feathered friend...

Munku · 07-05-2003, 02:28 PM

And uncle phil's hottie seems to have just gotten done with me.

cliche · 07-05-2003, 03:24 PM

but didn't know it, Munku's is invisible...

bundy · 07-05-2003, 05:48 PM

cliche thinks that munku is his invisible friend.
he´s not, but lets just let him think that.

Munku · 07-05-2003, 05:55 PM

Bundy is jealous I am Cliche's friend and not his.

bundy · 07-05-2003, 06:16 PM

Munku greatest moment was when he managed to get so violently drunk that he spewed up in the jacuzzi, on all of his mates.

Fly · 07-05-2003, 07:03 PM

and after he seen that.....bundy puked in the roilet

splck · 07-05-2003, 07:13 PM

flyman buzzes around trying to eat the puke.

Fly · 07-05-2003, 07:16 PM

that splck has jars full of.

splck · 07-05-2003, 07:24 PM

I've been saving it for flyman, he like to collect samples from different people.

Fly · 07-05-2003, 07:30 PM

said the GUYnecologist

Stiltzkin · 07-06-2003, 12:03 AM

flyman choked on a penis last Tuesday. He was eating salami! What the hell were you thinking, huh? It was a small piece of uhh... oh wait, cows don't have penises, because cows are female. Go fig

Man, haven't posted in this thread in a long time. Used to be my most-frequented thread

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 03:10 AM

Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 03:10 AM

Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 03:10 AM

Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey.

uncle phil · 07-06-2003, 04:00 AM

fremen has a bad case of the "threes..."

paddyjoe · 07-06-2003, 05:21 AM

If anyone would know about having `three' it would be uncle phil.

Fly · 07-06-2003, 05:25 AM

paddyjoe...for some strange reason...wants to sleep on my couch.

wtf is that all about? j/k

splck · 07-06-2003, 05:47 AM

flyman is gonna sing to paddyjoe when he is sleeping on his couch.

richeee · 07-06-2003, 10:09 AM

splck is anxiously awaiting the Vancouver Olympics (2010), so he can show the world his new crotchless Luge outfit!

uncle phil · 07-06-2003, 12:21 PM

hey richee, the money you're counting is counterfeit...

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 03:34 PM

uncle phil is still recovering from his roman candle/sphincter mishap on the 4th.

Meridae'n · 07-06-2003, 04:32 PM

Fremen's scared of moths...

Conclamo Ludus · 07-06-2003, 04:41 PM

Meridae'n was last seen wearing Fremen's panties on his head while singing "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones to him.

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 05:13 PM

Conclamo Ludus enters his car through the window every morning a`la the Duke boys.

richeee · 07-06-2003, 05:16 PM

Fremen is afraid of moths...

...eating the crotch out of his collection of crotchless lingerie

and Uncle Phil- of course the money's fake- I bought it from you!

bundy · 07-06-2003, 05:35 PM

the rich man finds sexual arousement in dollar bills.
he rubs them all over his body, especially his dirty bits, and finds more pleasure than if it were another person.

oh, and Fremen is afraid of moths.

Conclamo Ludus · 07-06-2003, 05:52 PM

bundy works as a beggar at Redfern Station by day, and as a bouncer outside 'Mansions' nightclub by night

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 06:01 PM

Conclamo Ludus smokes his neighbors' yard clippings.

(you can't touch my panties)

bundy · 07-06-2003, 06:10 PM

Fremen is afraid of moths, and butterflies, and especially dragonflies.

Conclamo - nice one...sounds liike you know heaps about Sydney´s dirty underbelly.

Fremen · 07-06-2003, 06:47 PM

bundy made a killing overcharging Olympic boarders during the games, then he had the temerity to make advances to the husbands.

07-05-2003, 05:08 AM	#1602 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	lol thats a good one mate. meanwhile, paddyjoe knows this since he was the only person in the WHOLE WORLD who bought it. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-05-2003, 05:13 AM	#1603 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahhhh bundy don't be upset....we all know you were in that film. bundy screwed the queen,bundy screwed the queen. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2003, 06:27 AM	#1605 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	paddyjoe was the only one that jerked just thinking about the show. __________________ nice line eh?

07-05-2003, 06:48 AM	#1606 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	see how well splck's wrist action is with that flyrod. well he doesn't just use that wrist for fishin' with. fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2003, 06:56 AM	#1607 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	flyman has 'done it' enough to actually be able to spell the sound it makes!!! __________________ ?

07-05-2003, 04:20 AM	#1601 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Bundy was the producer of Camilla's only porn flick, `the Queen's and I.'

07-05-2003, 05:37 AM	#1604 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	We all know flyman was the only one who jerked it while he watched. (God fly, bundy is your friend!)

07-05-2003, 06:56 AM	#1608 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	pyrate only needs one fwap to get off. __________________ nice line eh?

07-05-2003, 11:07 AM	#1609 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	splck sure is hoping to catch a large-mouthed bass....(yeah, you know what for)

07-05-2003, 12:21 PM	#1610 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj's eagle appears to be looking for a worm...look over in pj's direction, feathered friend... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-05-2003, 02:28 PM	#1611 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	And uncle phil's hottie seems to have just gotten done with me.

07-05-2003, 03:24 PM	#1612 (permalink)
cliche Rookie Location: Oxford, UK	but didn't know it, Munku's is invisible... __________________ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

07-05-2003, 05:48 PM	#1613 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	cliche thinks that munku is his invisible friend. he´s not, but lets just let him think that. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-05-2003, 05:55 PM	#1614 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Bundy is jealous I am Cliche's friend and not his.

07-05-2003, 06:16 PM	#1615 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Munku greatest moment was when he managed to get so violently drunk that he spewed up in the jacuzzi, on all of his mates. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-05-2003, 07:03 PM	#1616 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	and after he seen that.....bundy puked in the roilet __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2003, 07:13 PM	#1617 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman buzzes around trying to eat the puke. __________________ nice line eh?

07-05-2003, 07:16 PM	#1618 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that splck has jars full of. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-05-2003, 07:24 PM	#1619 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	I've been saving it for flyman, he like to collect samples from different people. __________________ nice line eh?

07-05-2003, 07:30 PM	#1620 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	said the GUYnecologist __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-06-2003, 12:03 AM	#1621 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	flyman choked on a penis last Tuesday. He was eating salami! What the hell were you thinking, huh? It was a small piece of uhh... oh wait, cows don't have penises, because cows are female. Go fig Man, haven't posted in this thread in a long time. Used to be my most-frequented thread __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-06-2003, 03:10 AM	#1622 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey. __________________ Google

07-06-2003, 03:10 AM	#1623 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey. __________________ Google

07-06-2003, 03:10 AM	#1624 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Stiltzkin shows up less frequently because he's having a torrid affair with his professors' lawn jockey. __________________ Google

07-06-2003, 04:00 AM	#1625 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen has a bad case of the "threes..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2003, 05:21 AM	#1626 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	If anyone would know about having `three' it would be uncle phil.

07-06-2003, 05:25 AM	#1627 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe...for some strange reason...wants to sleep on my couch. wtf is that all about? j/k __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-06-2003, 05:47 AM	#1628 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	flyman is gonna sing to paddyjoe when he is sleeping on his couch. __________________ nice line eh?

07-06-2003, 10:09 AM	#1629 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	splck is anxiously awaiting the Vancouver Olympics (2010), so he can show the world his new crotchless Luge outfit! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-06-2003, 12:21 PM	#1630 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hey richee, the money you're counting is counterfeit... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2003, 03:34 PM	#1631 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil is still recovering from his roman candle/sphincter mishap on the 4th. __________________ Google

07-06-2003, 04:32 PM	#1632 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Fremen's scared of moths... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-06-2003, 04:41 PM	#1633 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Meridae'n was last seen wearing Fremen's panties on his head while singing "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones to him. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-06-2003, 05:13 PM	#1634 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Conclamo Ludus enters his car through the window every morning a`la the Duke boys. __________________ Google

07-06-2003, 05:16 PM	#1635 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Fremen is afraid of moths... ...eating the crotch out of his collection of crotchless lingerie and Uncle Phil- of course the money's fake- I bought it from you! __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?