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bundy · 07-02-2003, 08:01 PM

bundy is feeling remarkably paranoid.
he makes no sense.
he needs to go outside.

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 08:04 PM

bundy has an unhealthy obsession with my obsession of him.
*psst! hey, bundy! Green is not your color, m'man.*

vermin · 07-02-2003, 08:34 PM

Fremen thinks fingerpainting with Kool-Aid and Mayonnaise is art.

Fly · 07-02-2003, 08:40 PM

in the lake that he lives by.....vermin is often seen nakid on a sandy beach playing with twin sisters....

Palmela......Handula......and their cousin Wristena.

cheese · 07-02-2003, 11:00 PM

Fly man had a horrible Teleporter accedent in the mid 80's

Fremen · 07-02-2003, 11:25 PM

cheese just grates on everybodies nerves. *bad pun, bad*

bundy · 07-03-2003, 12:08 AM

ah, now Fremen, i´m now rested and feeling strong again.

you shall submit.

Fremen has.... had an excellent set of avatars...
no wait.. thats not nasty...

well, Fremen honestly believes that Homer Simpson is his father.

Meridae'n · 07-03-2003, 02:07 AM

bundi is so obsessed with himself he double-posts just to see his name twice...

uncle phil · 07-03-2003, 03:21 AM

mer secretly adores the "butt" sisters...bertha, bella, betty, and bathsheba butt...

paddyjoe · 07-03-2003, 03:34 AM

uncle phil is also way into butts.....unfortunately they are usually his own.

baaa · 07-03-2003, 03:50 AM

Sexycat's biggest secet: Not a cat.

bundy · 07-03-2003, 04:08 AM

...um...

well...paddyjoe seems to think that Phil is one of those multiple butt monkeys. but he is not. he is our king.

baaa seems totally obessed with a certain sexy cat... but it must also be revealed that baaa is really goaty´s second username. ya can´t fool us meri!

Pheatius · 07-03-2003, 06:34 AM

There once was a poster named bundy
He surfed everyday but on Sunday
'Cause on that day he prayed
That he'd finally get laid
By the girl in his avatar one day

Conclamo Ludus · 07-03-2003, 07:15 AM

The name Pheatius is really just a mispelling of Feces. He can't spell shit.

Pyrate · 07-03-2003, 07:29 AM

Conclamo Ludus has a cheese-grater slide in his garden. Every night, before bed (which is always 6:00 pm exactly) he lies on his stomach and slides down it. For some reason he finds grating up his genitalia arousing...

Pheatius · 07-03-2003, 01:09 PM

Pyrate, Pyrate on the high seas
He'll Pillage and plunder all that he please

All women and sheep fear where he tread
He'll nail any creature that is not dead

Pyrate, O' Pyrate you're comin' ashore
All women run that have seen him before

He's sullied 'em all from east to west
But sullying sheep is what he does best

Pyrate, Pyrate from the high, mighty seas
We're all quite amazed you're not dead from disease

paddyjoe · 07-03-2003, 02:04 PM

Pheatius has his highs
and Pheatius has his lows
but in writing poetry for this thread
Pheatius certainly blows

(wow so do I)

cheese · 07-03-2003, 03:27 PM

paddy joe
what a hoe

uncle phil · 07-03-2003, 03:31 PM

cheese...
jeez...

bundy · 07-03-2003, 04:30 PM

phil...
have you ever played kill the dill with the pill?
i wouldn´t suggest playing it with pigs though.

Fly · 07-03-2003, 07:37 PM

bundy has had a really bad experience with pigs.
he tried kill the dill on uncle phil and...
well.....let's just say it wasn't very pretty.

that is where he get's his knowledge about the pigs from.

vermin · 07-03-2003, 07:44 PM

Flyman thinks a threesome with tubgirl and goatse would be a hoot.

bundy · 07-03-2003, 07:46 PM

vermin enjoys thinking about tubgirl and goatse.
and he also enjoys reminding others of these filthy pictures.

thanks mate!

richeee · 07-03-2003, 10:25 PM

bundy continues to bilk Sydney tourists, by selling them tickets to various Olympic Events.
"So, what time does that game start?...and why are there only 30 people here?"

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 12:32 AM

richee is an incurable romantic when it comes to his doggy matchmaking service.

Pyrate · 07-04-2003, 02:30 AM

Fremen didn't realise that he's next in line for the Uzbekistan throne until it came to him in a vision.

He is, as we speak, packing his bags.

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 03:24 AM

Pyrate booked me a oneway ticket to Siberia and took my place on the throne.
All hail King Pyrate!

uncle phil · 07-04-2003, 03:51 AM

fremen has a picture of the super-fat thong-of-the-day lady in his closet, lit with a blacklight...

boredjerk · 07-04-2003, 10:48 AM

uncle phil has super-fat thong-wearing wife

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 03:31 PM

boredjerk wishes for someone as tempting as uncle phils' wife.

uncle phil · 07-04-2003, 04:36 PM

fremen's fishing for compliments...

Meridae'n · 07-04-2003, 04:58 PM

uncle phil cries whenever he sees letterboxes...

Fremen · 07-04-2003, 05:08 PM

Meri plays "Moonlight Sonata" on the kitchen pots whenever he's all alone.

Fly · 07-04-2003, 08:08 PM

fremen likes to listen to cats fuck.

mmmmrrrrrrrrrrraaawwwwwwooooowwwwwwwwwww

bundy · 07-04-2003, 08:27 PM

the fly likes to listen to cats fucking ferrets.

mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwww - ohhhhhhhhhh!!!

Fly · 07-04-2003, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
the fly likes to listen to cats fucking ferrets.

*i'ver never heard that before.must be awful eh?*

bundy wears t-bar ginch when he sleeps at night so when he answers the door for the jehoviah witnesses early the next day,they don't stick around too long.

bundy · 07-04-2003, 08:46 PM

flyman is known by his local police as a breeder of strange animals.
but what they don´t know is that the fly only breeds these creatures so that he can experience strange, and new sexual adventures.

boredjerk · 07-05-2003, 12:36 AM

bundy buys the pictures.

uncle phil · 07-05-2003, 04:01 AM

bj looks over bundy's shoulder and jerks off to the pictures...

bundy · 07-05-2003, 04:11 AM

ew!
you mean bjs behind me...masturbating...EEWWW!!!

of course, everyone knows that King Phil enjoys lurking around behind Prince Charles jerking off while watching Camilla.

07-02-2003, 08:01 PM	#1561 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	bundy is feeling remarkably paranoid. he makes no sense. he needs to go outside. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-02-2003, 08:04 PM	#1562 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy has an unhealthy obsession with my obsession of him. psst! hey, bundy! Green is not your color, m'man. __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 08:34 PM	#1563 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Fremen thinks fingerpainting with Kool-Aid and Mayonnaise is art. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-02-2003, 08:40 PM	#1564 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	in the lake that he lives by.....vermin is often seen nakid on a sandy beach playing with twin sisters.... Palmela......Handula......and their cousin Wristena. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-02-2003, 11:25 PM	#1566 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	cheese just grates on everybodies nerves. bad pun, bad __________________ Google

07-02-2003, 11:00 PM	#1565 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	Fly man had a horrible Teleporter accedent in the mid 80's

07-03-2003, 12:08 AM	#1567 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ah, now Fremen, i´m now rested and feeling strong again. you shall submit. Fremen has.... had an excellent set of avatars... no wait.. thats not nasty... well, Fremen honestly believes that Homer Simpson is his father. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-03-2003, 02:07 AM	#1568 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundi is so obsessed with himself he double-posts just to see his name twice... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-03-2003, 03:21 AM	#1569 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer secretly adores the "butt" sisters...bertha, bella, betty, and bathsheba butt... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2003, 03:34 AM	#1570 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil is also way into butts.....unfortunately they are usually his own.

07-03-2003, 03:50 AM	#1571 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	Sexycat's biggest secet: Not a cat.

07-03-2003, 04:08 AM	#1572 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	...um... well...paddyjoe seems to think that Phil is one of those multiple butt monkeys. but he is not. he is our king. baaa seems totally obessed with a certain sexy cat... but it must also be revealed that baaa is really goaty´s second username. ya can´t fool us meri! __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-03-2003, 06:34 AM	#1573 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	There once was a poster named bundy He surfed everyday but on Sunday 'Cause on that day he prayed That he'd finally get laid By the girl in his avatar one day

07-03-2003, 07:15 AM	#1574 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	The name Pheatius is really just a mispelling of Feces. He can't spell shit. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

07-03-2003, 07:29 AM	#1575 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Conclamo Ludus has a cheese-grater slide in his garden. Every night, before bed (which is always 6:00 pm exactly) he lies on his stomach and slides down it. For some reason he finds grating up his genitalia arousing... __________________ ?

07-03-2003, 01:09 PM	#1576 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Pyrate, Pyrate on the high seas He'll Pillage and plunder all that he please All women and sheep fear where he tread He'll nail any creature that is not dead Pyrate, O' Pyrate you're comin' ashore All women run that have seen him before He's sullied 'em all from east to west But sullying sheep is what he does best Pyrate, Pyrate from the high, mighty seas We're all quite amazed you're not dead from disease

07-03-2003, 02:04 PM	#1577 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Pheatius has his highs and Pheatius has his lows but in writing poetry for this thread Pheatius certainly blows (wow so do I)

07-03-2003, 03:27 PM	#1578 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	paddy joe what a hoe

07-03-2003, 03:31 PM	#1579 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cheese... jeez... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2003, 04:30 PM	#1580 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phil... have you ever played kill the dill with the pill? i wouldn´t suggest playing it with pigs though. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-03-2003, 07:37 PM	#1581 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bundy has had a really bad experience with pigs. he tried kill the dill on uncle phil and... well.....let's just say it wasn't very pretty. that is where he get's his knowledge about the pigs from. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-03-2003, 07:44 PM	#1582 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Flyman thinks a threesome with tubgirl and goatse would be a hoot. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-03-2003, 07:46 PM	#1583 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	vermin enjoys thinking about tubgirl and goatse. and he also enjoys reminding others of these filthy pictures. thanks mate! __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-03-2003, 10:25 PM	#1584 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	bundy continues to bilk Sydney tourists, by selling them tickets to various Olympic Events. "So, what time does that game start?...and why are there only 30 people here?" __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-04-2003, 12:32 AM	#1585 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	richee is an incurable romantic when it comes to his doggy matchmaking service. __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 02:30 AM	#1586 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Fremen didn't realise that he's next in line for the Uzbekistan throne until it came to him in a vision. He is, as we speak, packing his bags. __________________ ?

07-04-2003, 03:24 AM	#1587 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Pyrate booked me a oneway ticket to Siberia and took my place on the throne. All hail King Pyrate! __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 03:51 AM	#1588 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen has a picture of the super-fat thong-of-the-day lady in his closet, lit with a blacklight... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2003, 10:48 AM	#1589 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	uncle phil has super-fat thong-wearing wife __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

07-04-2003, 03:31 PM	#1590 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	boredjerk wishes for someone as tempting as uncle phils' wife. __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 04:36 PM	#1591 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen's fishing for compliments... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-04-2003, 04:58 PM	#1592 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	uncle phil cries whenever he sees letterboxes... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-04-2003, 05:08 PM	#1593 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meri plays "Moonlight Sonata" on the kitchen pots whenever he's all alone. __________________ Google

07-04-2003, 08:08 PM	#1594 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fremen likes to listen to cats fuck. mmmmrrrrrrrrrrraaawwwwwwooooowwwwwwwwwww __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-04-2003, 08:27 PM	#1595 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	the fly likes to listen to cats fucking ferrets. mmmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwww - ohhhhhhhhhh!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!