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uncle phil · 06-29-2003, 05:02 PM

mer can't spell stalagmite/stalactite...pick one...

Meridae'n · 06-29-2003, 05:04 PM

ha ha, i knew i got that wrong!

uncle phil grew up in The Shire...

Conclamo Ludus · 06-29-2003, 06:09 PM

Meridae'n once ate popcorn off of the movie theater floor. Then claimed it was delicious.

bundy · 06-29-2003, 07:10 PM

Conclamo Ludus laces old popcorn with LSD and leaves it around the floor of cinemas.
he does this so he can take advantage of little guys like Meri who, having taken his bait, are convinced that they are little bunny rabbits.

oh, and Meri, that Shire call on King Phil was way harsh... i mean, the Shire is Gods country, but it really sucks!!

Conclamo Ludus · 06-29-2003, 07:51 PM

bundy once at an entire fancy meal with the salad fork. Even desert.

Meridae'n · 06-29-2003, 08:23 PM

Conclamo can't pronounce 'regularily'

Fremen · 06-29-2003, 10:38 PM

Meridae'n can't spell 'regularly'.

rockzilla · 06-29-2003, 10:44 PM

Fremen drinks his own urine

boredjerk · 06-29-2003, 11:19 PM

rockzilla eats his own shit.

Force 10 · 06-29-2003, 11:45 PM

boredjerk eats my shit and drinks your urine...and he likes it.

bundy · 06-30-2003, 02:03 AM

ruprex lives in my ass

uncle phil · 06-30-2003, 02:46 AM

how can i say anything about bundy after he stuck up for me on the "shires" thing...easily...bundy wants to open the first oceania franchise of "uncle phil's sleeper jammies..."

Meridae'n · 06-30-2003, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fremen
Meridae'n can't spell 'regularly'.

I can't spell, period!

When bundy dances, the band skips...

bundy · 06-30-2003, 03:20 AM

since both of you guys launched attacks upon the fair isle of bundy, i´ll have to double my efforts to counter this attrocity.

meri thinks he can´t spell the word period, but he can... duh!

king phil secretly wants to abdicate from his reign over the poor sickly people of the Nonsense forum.

Pyrate · 06-30-2003, 03:26 AM

uncle phil was the first ever Guy Fawkes doll to be burned in a bonfire on November 5.

Pyrate · 06-30-2003, 03:27 AM

Damn! Why am I so slow!

Ok, ok, I got it.

bundy was the stuffing of this doll, and Meridae'n was the hair.

bundy · 06-30-2003, 03:29 AM

pyrate has secretly joined the fair isle of bundy in an alliance against the rogue states of meri and uncle (king) phil.

*edit, and heś already broken that alliance...yet another rogue state.

Pyrate · 06-30-2003, 03:33 AM

...but what many don't know is that bundy tried to bribe me into it. He offered me his prize collection of odd socks. He refused to tell me where he got them from.

bundy · 06-30-2003, 03:37 AM

pyrate doesn´t realise the value of my precious odd socks collection.

he is a poor leader.

if he had accepted the little offering, the people of his miniscule land could have doubled their sock crop production.
for, when planted in the ground, or under the bed, these socks are magic, and reproduce magnificently.

uncle phil · 06-30-2003, 03:39 AM

from your odd feet, pyrate...

bundy · 06-30-2003, 03:47 AM

another poorly timed attack king phil...
you play too easily into my hands.

king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret.
once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs.
they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture.

for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time.

Meridae'n · 06-30-2003, 04:53 AM

bundy collects used silicon breasts...

Fly · 06-30-2003, 06:29 AM

Meridae'n sodomises different goats each week.

3leggedfrog · 06-30-2003, 08:20 AM

flyman gives Mer directions on how to sodomise goats... each week visually

Pyrate · 06-30-2003, 08:36 AM

..and 3 leggedfrog dresses up as the goat!

Fly · 06-30-2003, 10:12 AM

while Pyrate prances around in his birthday suit yelling at the top of his lungs......

"HARDER,
HARDER,HARDER"

Conclamo Ludus · 06-30-2003, 12:16 PM

Flyman kicked a puppy for a Klondike Bar.

Pheatius · 06-30-2003, 01:04 PM

Conclamo Ludus was once a cheerleader for Western Michigan (Broncos)...

but was ask to leave the squad after it was realized she was only faking school spirit...

uncle phil · 06-30-2003, 04:39 PM

pheatius sniffed that armpit and found it to be wanting...

Meridae'n · 06-30-2003, 04:44 PM

unkie phil installed a bird feeder just inside his livingroom window...

bundy · 06-30-2003, 05:50 PM

come on goat man, lets get the old king phil...

of course, phils bird feeder is also layered with super glue, so that he can trap and abuse the poor unsuspecting birds.

paddyjoe · 06-30-2003, 06:07 PM

I have heard that uncle phil loves stuffing live woodpeckers down his partially soiled jammies..........Oh, what a feeling!

Conclamo Ludus · 06-30-2003, 06:34 PM

paddyjoe pees on his hands and then touches everything he sees in public bathrooms.

bundy · 06-30-2003, 06:45 PM

conclamo hangs out in public toilets and when no ones looking, he licks the amenities in the hope of tasting paddys pee.

Conclamo Ludus · 06-30-2003, 06:52 PM

The only problem is in every public bathroom I go into bundy is looking!

bundy · 06-30-2003, 07:04 PM

thats right conclamo.

someone needs to keep a careful eye on your filthy habits.

and since i do a lot of watching of the conclamo disease, i must also report to all, that he has developed a new habit... he likes to video tape old men do poo.

he sets up an array of cameras inside the toilet. one inside the bowl, one above the bowl and others surrounding the stall.

Conclamo Ludus · 06-30-2003, 07:25 PM

bundy is the only one I can sell the videos to. Nobody judge him, he keeps me in business!

Fremen · 06-30-2003, 07:25 PM

conclamo sneaks in too fast to register whether it's a good thing or not. Thanks, Martha.

bundy · 06-30-2003, 07:36 PM

fremen want us to think he looks like that scary looking Jedi (or is it Sith or whatever) - but his deep dark secret is that in real life, heś that new GAP model.

oh, and conclamo has a nasty case of syphilis.

Fremen · 06-30-2003, 07:55 PM

bundy can't wait til sundown on Fridays so he can finally let his girlfriend out of the basement for the weekend.

06-29-2003, 05:02 PM	#1481 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mer can't spell stalagmite/stalactite...pick one... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2003, 05:04 PM	#1482 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	ha ha, i knew i got that wrong! uncle phil grew up in The Shire... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-29-2003, 06:09 PM	#1483 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Meridae'n once ate popcorn off of the movie theater floor. Then claimed it was delicious. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-29-2003, 07:10 PM	#1484 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Conclamo Ludus laces old popcorn with LSD and leaves it around the floor of cinemas. he does this so he can take advantage of little guys like Meri who, having taken his bait, are convinced that they are little bunny rabbits. oh, and Meri, that Shire call on King Phil was way harsh... i mean, the Shire is Gods country, but it really sucks!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-29-2003, 07:51 PM	#1485 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	bundy once at an entire fancy meal with the salad fork. Even desert. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-29-2003, 08:23 PM	#1486 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Conclamo can't pronounce 'regularily' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-29-2003, 10:38 PM	#1487 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Meridae'n can't spell 'regularly'. __________________ Google

06-29-2003, 10:44 PM	#1488 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Fremen drinks his own urine

06-29-2003, 11:19 PM	#1489 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	rockzilla eats his own shit. __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

06-29-2003, 11:45 PM	#1490 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	boredjerk eats my shit and drinks your urine...and he likes it.

06-30-2003, 02:03 AM	#1491 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ruprex lives in my ass __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-30-2003, 02:46 AM	#1492 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	how can i say anything about bundy after he stuck up for me on the "shires" thing...easily...bundy wants to open the first oceania franchise of "uncle phil's sleeper jammies..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2003, 03:20 AM	#1494 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	since both of you guys launched attacks upon the fair isle of bundy, i´ll have to double my efforts to counter this attrocity. meri thinks he can´t spell the word period, but he can... duh! king phil secretly wants to abdicate from his reign over the poor sickly people of the Nonsense forum. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-30-2003, 03:26 AM	#1495 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	uncle phil was the first ever Guy Fawkes doll to be burned in a bonfire on November 5. __________________ ?

06-30-2003, 03:27 AM	#1496 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	Damn! Why am I so slow! Ok, ok, I got it. bundy was the stuffing of this doll, and Meridae'n was the hair. __________________ ?

06-30-2003, 03:29 AM	#1497 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pyrate has secretly joined the fair isle of bundy in an alliance against the rogue states of meri and uncle (king) phil. edit, and heś already broken that alliance...yet another rogue state. __________________ Ohayo!!!* Last edited by bundy; 06-30-2003 at 03:32 AM..

06-30-2003, 03:33 AM	#1498 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	...but what many don't know is that bundy tried to bribe me into it. He offered me his prize collection of odd socks. He refused to tell me where he got them from. __________________ ?

06-30-2003, 03:37 AM	#1499 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	pyrate doesn´t realise the value of my precious odd socks collection. he is a poor leader. if he had accepted the little offering, the people of his miniscule land could have doubled their sock crop production. for, when planted in the ground, or under the bed, these socks are magic, and reproduce magnificently. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-30-2003, 03:39 AM	#1500 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	from your odd feet, pyrate... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2003, 03:47 AM	#1501 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	another poorly timed attack king phil... you play too easily into my hands. king phil, or as he prefers to be called, uncle phil, has a deep dark secret. once, in the first years of his reign, in an attempt to silence his opposition, phil kidnapped a whole family of pigs. they still live in his basement, although they are horribly scarred now from all the torture. for the love of god phil, release them. or at least let them see the sun one more time. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-30-2003, 04:53 AM	#1502 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	bundy collects used silicon breasts... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-30-2003, 06:29 AM	#1503 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Meridae'n sodomises different goats each week. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-30-2003, 08:20 AM	#1504 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	flyman gives Mer directions on how to sodomise goats... each week visually __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-30-2003, 08:36 AM	#1505 (permalink)
Pyrate Psycho Location: London, CorBlimeyLand	..and 3 leggedfrog dresses up as the goat! __________________ ?

06-30-2003, 10:12 AM	#1506 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	while Pyrate prances around in his birthday suit yelling at the top of his lungs...... "HARDER, HARDER,HARDER" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-30-2003, 12:16 PM	#1507 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Flyman kicked a puppy for a Klondike Bar. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-30-2003, 01:04 PM	#1508 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	Conclamo Ludus was once a cheerleader for Western Michigan (Broncos)... but was ask to leave the squad after it was realized she was only faking school spirit...

06-30-2003, 04:39 PM	#1509 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pheatius sniffed that armpit and found it to be wanting... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2003, 04:44 PM	#1510 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	unkie phil installed a bird feeder just inside his livingroom window... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-30-2003, 05:50 PM	#1511 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	come on goat man, lets get the old king phil... of course, phils bird feeder is also layered with super glue, so that he can trap and abuse the poor unsuspecting birds. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-30-2003, 06:07 PM	#1512 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	I have heard that uncle phil loves stuffing live woodpeckers down his partially soiled jammies..........Oh, what a feeling!

06-30-2003, 06:34 PM	#1513 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	paddyjoe pees on his hands and then touches everything he sees in public bathrooms. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-30-2003, 06:45 PM	#1514 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	conclamo hangs out in public toilets and when no ones looking, he licks the amenities in the hope of tasting paddys pee. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-30-2003, 06:52 PM	#1515 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	The only problem is in every public bathroom I go into bundy is looking! __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-30-2003, 07:04 PM	#1516 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats right conclamo. someone needs to keep a careful eye on your filthy habits. and since i do a lot of watching of the conclamo disease, i must also report to all, that he has developed a new habit... he likes to video tape old men do poo. he sets up an array of cameras inside the toilet. one inside the bowl, one above the bowl and others surrounding the stall. __________________ Ohayo!!!