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Old 06-12-2003, 09:06 PM   #1161 (permalink)
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What're you talking about? Its my native land.

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Old 06-12-2003, 09:11 PM   #1162 (permalink)
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Location: North Bondi RSL
That's it, right under that huge red X...


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Old 06-12-2003, 09:13 PM   #1163 (permalink)
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Meridae'n has the ' in there to comment on his penis size. The ' does not mean a foot in his case... he actually uses the ' as a comparison as far as length goes.
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:22 PM   #1164 (permalink)
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KWSN invented his own religion. Said religion promotes the use of anal beads and gential danglers...
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:23 PM   #1165 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:26 PM   #1166 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:28 PM   #1167 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:55 PM   #1168 (permalink)
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queedo labored with endless pens and thousands of reams of paper for over 10 years. When he was done, the end result was a bible twice as thick as the Holy Bible, and he professes that God is actually a woman. Not bad, queedo
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:04 PM   #1169 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin spend NYE 2000 in hospital convinced he had the millenium bug
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:17 PM   #1170 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
Meridae'n spent New Year's Eve 2002 holed up in a closet in the Coogee Bay Hotel, refusing to come out until the queen abdicates the throne.

... Meridae'n's still in that closet...
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:22 PM   #1171 (permalink)
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richeee thought the Matrix: Reloaded parody shown at the MTV Movie Awards was downright hilarious, mostly due to the fact that he does not know what "ergo", "concordantly" and "vis-a-vis" mean, and because he found the original dialogue between Neo and the Architect downright confusing just like everyone else. Tisk tisk.
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:32 PM   #1172 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin confuses richeee with some moron who still watches empty-vee. (Stiltzkin forgets that richeee worked for the great MTV when it began, and hasn't looked back since...)
Also, Stiltzkin has a crush on JJ Jackson!
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:43 PM   #1173 (permalink)
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Location: North Bondi RSL
richeee think denial is a river in Egypt
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:49 PM   #1174 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
it's not?!?
Meridae'n seems to memorize atlases, maps and gazeteers!
And likes it!
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Old 06-12-2003, 10:54 PM   #1175 (permalink)
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richee hasn't seen Star Wars
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:42 AM   #1176 (permalink)
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Meridae'n secretly plays with Tonka toys at work.
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:57 AM   #1177 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
Fremen has a Furby in his backpack. I can hear its laboured wails for nourishment!
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Old 06-13-2003, 03:06 AM   #1178 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2003, 03:54 AM   #1179 (permalink)
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deflok has two, count 'em, two celine dionne cd's in his car and they are playing constantly...
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Old 06-13-2003, 04:11 AM   #1180 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
and uncle phil tails his car to catch a listen!!!
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Old 06-13-2003, 04:32 AM   #1181 (permalink)
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Pyrate still bets GI Joe stuck up his...(You know) when in the bath tub!
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Old 06-13-2003, 08:19 AM   #1182 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
queedo shot first.

No wait, that was Greedo.

Well, queedo WISHES he shot first.
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Old 06-13-2003, 08:39 AM   #1183 (permalink)
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
I GISed Troublebot and only got one image...

It's amazing how smart those Collies can be.
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:13 AM   #1184 (permalink)
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Giant Humburger is actually a BigMac, i.e. one of the smallest burgers ever seen on the face of this earth that claims to be "big"...
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:17 AM   #1185 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:28 AM   #1186 (permalink)
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Location: SW Oklahoma
KWSN has to trim those little tufts of hair off of the tops of his ears every morning.
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Old 06-13-2003, 10:28 AM   #1187 (permalink)
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rockogre believes a little green man called Pepe follows him around everywhere.
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Old 06-13-2003, 12:51 PM   #1188 (permalink)
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stiltz loves living in "censored"...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-13-2003, 01:16 PM   #1189 (permalink)
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Location: portland the land of liquid sun shine
uncle phil has a fear of his own shadow so when ever he gett's scared he squeezes his balls tight and shout's like michael jackson eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeeeeee
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:51 PM   #1190 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2003, 04:30 PM   #1191 (permalink)
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queedo belives he bears a striking resemblance to Edward Norton and goes around calling himself Tyler Durden, professing that he is the occult leader of a group known only as Fight Club...
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Old 06-13-2003, 05:45 PM   #1192 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
(censored)....

for fear of retribution
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Old 06-13-2003, 06:20 PM   #1193 (permalink)
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my thoughts exactly.

flyman is... who he is. Booyah, beat that!
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Old 06-13-2003, 07:26 PM   #1194 (permalink)
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Location: N'York
Stiltzkin's real name is Rumpled Foreskin!
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Old 06-13-2003, 08:06 PM   #1195 (permalink)
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Location: The Lovely Emerald City
GS XL wishes he could look as good as Frank Zappa in a dress. This doesn't stop GS XL from wearing a different dress every day... just waiting for that first whistle or cat call...
dream on, beautiful...
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Old 06-13-2003, 08:43 PM   #1196 (permalink)
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rich actually lives in The Ruby City, The Emerald City's rival.
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Old 06-13-2003, 08:57 PM   #1197 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin like to pay men to wear high heels and step on his testicles.
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:15 PM   #1198 (permalink)
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Location: N'York
As well as krwlz in a previous post, queedo has a penchant for Crisco and Pommeranians. When not indulging, he likes to watch the action.
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:34 PM   #1199 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2003, 12:39 AM   #1200 (permalink)
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