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Old 06-11-2003, 08:02 PM   #1121 (permalink)
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actually, I love to talk about it----- no one wants to hear about it....
What they want to hear is: the story about queedo and the time he/she dressed up/down in the giant lobster with herpes outfit for the annual "Save Our Sexually Transmitted Diseased Shellfish" Parade in some NE town of North America. Pictures are all over the internet...
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Old 06-11-2003, 08:13 PM   #1122 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2003, 08:23 PM   #1123 (permalink)
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Originally posted by queedo
richeee's only sexual release is finding old copies of Time magazine and masterbating to the people section.
but only when North Canton, Ohio is featured!!!!
queedo wishes he could fit in a speedo...
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Old 06-11-2003, 08:28 PM   #1124 (permalink)
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Old 06-11-2003, 08:42 PM   #1125 (permalink)
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Fremen is jealous that the Harkonens left many terror troops on his planet "Akakis", also known as DUNE!
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:35 PM   #1126 (permalink)
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queedo has nipple rings-- nuff said.
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:38 PM   #1127 (permalink)
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:40 PM   #1128 (permalink)
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BBtB is still Chinese... and can cooks using a giant spatula that his girlfriend gave him. She can cook a mean caserole... and knows kung fu!
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:42 PM   #1129 (permalink)
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Sweet.

Stiltzkin is some how related to Jesus (loong story)
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:44 PM   #1130 (permalink)
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He's actually my reaaaaaally distant cousin. We used to hang out. BBtB spends countless hours reading old Chinese texts and can recite entire volumes from memory.
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:47 PM   #1131 (permalink)
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stiltzkin knows that I can also recite volumes of garfield comic strips too..... and he is jealous.
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"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-11-2003, 10:50 PM   #1132 (permalink)
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BBtB may be able to recite Garfield comic strips, but I can recite Calvin&Hobbes comic strips, which are far superior to Garfield comics

Oh, and he transforms into a werecat-like creature every second Tuesday of every other month.
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Old 06-12-2003, 02:27 AM   #1133 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 03:07 AM   #1134 (permalink)
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...but he would have to overtake uncle phil first
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Old 06-12-2003, 03:15 AM   #1135 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 06:07 AM   #1136 (permalink)
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Mr.Deflok lives under one of those funny hats that those British soldiers wear outside of Buckinghham Palace...

.. But I can't remember which one.
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Old 06-12-2003, 07:25 AM   #1137 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 08:40 AM   #1138 (permalink)
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TaiModan thinks that cat jerky is just oh so yummy!!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:08 AM   #1139 (permalink)
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Midlandman is actually a highlander... who would've guessed?
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Old 06-12-2003, 11:46 AM   #1140 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin gets his name from the fact that he can insert an entire stilt into his anus, all the way.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:05 PM   #1141 (permalink)
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Bones is the milkman that screwed everyone's mom. Yup, thats right, you are all his illegitimate children.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:38 PM   #1142 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
and on sundays Stiltzkin goes out for womans soft ball and gets cut because he is not good enough.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:43 PM   #1143 (permalink)
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froggy went to philadelphia once...but it was closed...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:51 PM   #1144 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
uncle phil lives to play cards for money. everyone else like it when he plays cards too. *don't have a get rich plan well just invite uncle phil to play cards for money*
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:55 PM   #1145 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
bones leaves his phone number in the mens rooml late at night.
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:11 PM   #1146 (permalink)
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3leggedfrog calls men who live their phone number mensroom late at night for some hot rough anal action.
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:31 PM   #1147 (permalink)
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Mr. DeFlok <i>was</i> Defloked as a result of the above situation. And has never forgivin' (or thanked) 3leggedfrog
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:36 PM   #1148 (permalink)
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Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!
yea.. ahh wait...lol

gsrider is a 60's goo goo dancer in a funk band
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:52 PM   #1149 (permalink)
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Bones isn't REALLY Snoop Dogg.
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Old 06-12-2003, 04:12 PM   #1150 (permalink)
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Bones has twice failed to pull a root in a brothel
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Old 06-12-2003, 05:07 PM   #1151 (permalink)
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Maridea'n went to Louisiana in search of the Mississippi river. The best he could find was a small puddle of water in the middle of the highway. He became traumatized and refuses to speak about it to this day.
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Old 06-12-2003, 05:33 PM   #1152 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin has been know to apply white-out directly onto the computer screen after making a mistake...
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Old 06-12-2003, 05:40 PM   #1153 (permalink)
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::applies whiteout directly on the computer screen to wipe-out a typo:: Garsh durrrrn them typo's! ::slaps knee:: a-hyuck!

Meridae'n is actually pronounced as "marry day N", which is means, "marry the day and..." therefore, Meridae'n's name is actually a fragment sentence...
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Old 06-12-2003, 06:00 PM   #1154 (permalink)
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Location: North Bondi RSL
Stiltzkin's favourite snack is cucumber and cinnamon toasted sandwiches...
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Old 06-12-2003, 06:29 PM   #1155 (permalink)
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Hey, whats wrong with cucumber and cinnamon toast? Just because the mix itself is nasty doesn't mean it ain't good for ya

Meridae'n thinks ketchup tastes good with everything, especially icecream and chocolate.
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Old 06-12-2003, 07:43 PM   #1156 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Stiltzkin has an inferiotity complex about his wording.
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Old 06-12-2003, 07:44 PM   #1157 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2003, 07:52 PM   #1158 (permalink)
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splck is a drunken oaf.he likes jam....and so does his dog.

*if you know what i mean*
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Old 06-12-2003, 07:59 PM   #1159 (permalink)
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flyman is right-handed but insists on writing with his left hand. He believes this will lead to greater englightment.
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Old 06-12-2003, 08:03 PM   #1160 (permalink)
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Stiltzkin doesn't know where Equatorial Guinea is
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