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uncle phil · 06-09-2003, 12:58 PM

stiltz is really a super moderator in disguise...

BBtB · 06-09-2003, 01:05 PM

uncle phil was in the Manhattan project. Oh he didn't design any nuclear weapons. He traded beads with indians for land.

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 01:07 PM

BBtB is an incredibly good guesser; he aced his way through highschool and college using this method. Yup, true story.

HiThereDear · 06-09-2003, 01:13 PM

uncle phil reads Nancy Drew books

TaiModan · 06-09-2003, 01:13 PM

Stiltzkin is still stuck in Grade 8, which is the reason for his envy of BBtB's guessing skills.

(HiThereDear co-authored those Nancy Drew books)

BBtB · 06-09-2003, 01:15 PM

TaiModan thinks HiThereDear is slow. So he smote him.

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 01:15 PM

HiThereDear and TaiModan both enjoy skipping posts

Oh and BBtB is actually Chinese, he just won't admit it

BBtB · 06-09-2003, 01:16 PM

As does Stiltzkin but he can't help it. I am just so good. Also ... I guess he is gay or something.

TaiModan · 06-09-2003, 01:16 PM

Stiltzkin likes my methods so much he copies me.

BBtB, dammit... sneaking around like that, just because you failed "The Farm" doesnt mean you keep trying.

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 01:18 PM

TaiModan and BBtB are both jelly-fish monsters who rape giant starfish on a planet called Tertius.

TaiModan · 06-09-2003, 01:23 PM

Stiltzkin used to work for Enquirer, but they fired him for trying to have his way with the MonkeyMan

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 01:27 PM

MonkeyMan was actually a monkey woman... TaiModan wishes to some day contruct a building made entirely out of moustache hairs, and he is going to call it, "Ode to Geraldo Rivera"

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 03:46 PM

Stiltzkin's highest score in scrabble is 7

manalone · 06-09-2003, 03:50 PM

Meridae'n is immortalised as the only man to ever enjoy "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya sisterhood"

He even has a Ya Ya

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 03:58 PM

manalone has never owned a Transformer

bundy · 06-09-2003, 04:03 PM

Meridae'n used to do bad bad things to his decipticon figurines. he never did go in for those goody goody autobots.

Mr.Deflok · 06-09-2003, 04:10 PM

bundy used to get turned on by riding Autobot Sunstreaker in car form up and down his penis.

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 04:21 PM

MrDeflok used to love to talk into a fan and pretend he was Soundwave

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 04:27 PM

the size of megatron was larger than meridae'n's ...well let just say that he is very embarassed about it.

splck · 06-09-2003, 04:53 PM

3leggedfrog was teased in school because he was a 3 finned guppy.

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 05:24 PM

splck has never won a game of Noughts and Crosses

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 05:34 PM

Meridae'n once ate a whole bowl of mayonnaise to see KoRn backstage. Yup, that was him.

jive050488 · 06-09-2003, 05:48 PM

Stiltzkin never tips his waiters.

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 06:08 PM

jive050488 goes to Hooters, sits down, stares at some ass for a while, leaves a tip, and takes off. Weird.

jive050488 · 06-09-2003, 06:51 PM

Stiltzkin likes his women like he likes his meat, fatty!!!!! Whats up with that, seriously?

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 07:17 PM

jive050488 is just saying that because he is trying to cover up his fetishes. all of them

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 07:19 PM

3leggedfrog once went to a McD's and ordered 20 burgers for himself. When he was on his last one, he noticed a rat tail sticking out of a burger, and then came to the realization that he had just finished eating 19 rat burgers. He finished up the last one, and asked for 20 more. Truly weird.

By the way, whats wrong with fatty women, huh? So long as she's not morbidly obese. I mean a little bit of fat can be cute, and being a little fat is better being extremely skinny and... well this conversation is best suited for another thread.

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 07:24 PM

i have had rat before as well as dog nothing wrong with that. lol

anyway on Wednesdays Stiltzkin like to go to the garbage heap looking for old soiled panties.

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 07:25 PM

3leggedfrog got expelled from junior high for poking mudcrabs up his date with a burning stick

Edit: too slow

THE MAC GOD · 06-09-2003, 07:30 PM

Stiltzkin awoke one morning with the entire band of Kiss all around him waving their tongues at him. Apoligizing to them that he 'didn't bend that way', he then motioned for the 20 groupies that were behind Kiss to come over . . .

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 08:11 PM

The Mac God thinks the coolest way to smoke anything is through his nose. His sinus cavities are completely burnt as he has spent several years smoking weed through his nostrils...

Mr.Deflok · 06-09-2003, 09:01 PM

Stiltzkin is the infamous goat-fucker of the Apalachians

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 09:14 PM

Fuck yeah baby! ::spanks a goat:: Ahem.

Mr.Deflok has actually tried sticking feathers up his butt. He felt like a chicken for a little while, until he tried blending in to a chicken coop, then things went really bad...

Mr.Deflok · 06-09-2003, 09:18 PM

Stiltzkin fathered his own sister.

BBtB · 06-09-2003, 09:25 PM

Mr Deflok wrote that one chumpawamba song.

"I get knocked down I get up again. You aint ever going to get me down!"

Stiltzkin · 06-09-2003, 09:45 PM

BBtB jams out hard to that song. He once became so emotional with that song that he ended up running naked in the streets while listening to it on his headphones...

Also BBtB doesn't really stand for BobBoBtheBob, it really stands for "Better Bend than Break". Das right, old Chinese proverb... or something.

TaiModan · 06-09-2003, 10:15 PM

Stiltzkin only comes to this thread because the voices in his head said "do it, or we will spread mustard all over your bed, and mayo on your pillow."

Meridae'n · 06-09-2003, 10:18 PM

TaiModan's mother is a virgin

3leggedfrog · 06-09-2003, 10:23 PM

meridae'ns dad is still a virgin. the pizza boy isn't

TaiModan · 06-09-2003, 10:24 PM

but of course, didnt you know Jesus has a little brother? I dont really talk to my family much though... they're a little too high and mighty be good...

ANYHOW... Meridae'n has dreams of winning the world record for longest surfing online... for pictures of chickens....

I need sleep.

06-09-2003, 12:58 PM	#1001 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	stiltz is really a super moderator in disguise... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-09-2003, 01:05 PM	#1002 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	uncle phil was in the Manhattan project. Oh he didn't design any nuclear weapons. He traded beads with indians for land. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-09-2003, 01:07 PM	#1003 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	BBtB is an incredibly good guesser; he aced his way through highschool and college using this method. Yup, true story. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 01:15 PM	#1006 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	TaiModan thinks HiThereDear is slow. So he smote him. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-09-2003, 01:15 PM	#1007 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	HiThereDear and TaiModan both enjoy skipping posts Oh and BBtB is actually Chinese, he just won't admit it __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 01:13 PM	#1004 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	uncle phil reads Nancy Drew books

06-09-2003, 01:13 PM	#1005 (permalink)
TaiModan Banned Location: Nanaimo BC Canada	Stiltzkin is still stuck in Grade 8, which is the reason for his envy of BBtB's guessing skills. (HiThereDear co-authored those Nancy Drew books)

06-09-2003, 01:16 PM	#1008 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	As does Stiltzkin but he can't help it. I am just so good. Also ... I guess he is gay or something. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-09-2003, 01:16 PM	#1009 (permalink)
TaiModan Banned Location: Nanaimo BC Canada	Stiltzkin likes my methods so much he copies me. BBtB, dammit... sneaking around like that, just because you failed "The Farm" doesnt mean you keep trying.

06-09-2003, 01:18 PM	#1010 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	TaiModan and BBtB are both jelly-fish monsters who rape giant starfish on a planet called Tertius. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 01:23 PM	#1011 (permalink)
TaiModan Banned Location: Nanaimo BC Canada	Stiltzkin used to work for Enquirer, but they fired him for trying to have his way with the MonkeyMan

06-09-2003, 01:27 PM	#1012 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	MonkeyMan was actually a monkey woman... TaiModan wishes to some day contruct a building made entirely out of moustache hairs, and he is going to call it, "Ode to Geraldo Rivera" __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 03:46 PM	#1013 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Stiltzkin's highest score in scrabble is 7 __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 03:50 PM	#1014 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Meridae'n is immortalised as the only man to ever enjoy "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya sisterhood" He even has a Ya Ya __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-09-2003, 03:58 PM	#1015 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	manalone has never owned a Transformer __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 04:03 PM	#1016 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Meridae'n used to do bad bad things to his decipticon figurines. he never did go in for those goody goody autobots. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-09-2003, 04:10 PM	#1017 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	bundy used to get turned on by riding Autobot Sunstreaker in car form up and down his penis.

06-09-2003, 04:21 PM	#1018 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	MrDeflok used to love to talk into a fan and pretend he was Soundwave __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 04:27 PM	#1019 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	the size of megatron was larger than meridae'n's ...well let just say that he is very embarassed about it. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 04:53 PM	#1020 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	3leggedfrog was teased in school because he was a 3 finned guppy. __________________ nice line eh?

06-09-2003, 05:24 PM	#1021 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	splck has never won a game of Noughts and Crosses __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 05:34 PM	#1022 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Meridae'n once ate a whole bowl of mayonnaise to see KoRn backstage. Yup, that was him. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 05:48 PM	#1023 (permalink)
jive050488 Upright	Stiltzkin never tips his waiters.

06-09-2003, 06:08 PM	#1024 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	jive050488 goes to Hooters, sits down, stares at some ass for a while, leaves a tip, and takes off. Weird. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 06:51 PM	#1025 (permalink)
jive050488 Upright	Stiltzkin likes his women like he likes his meat, fatty!!!!! Whats up with that, seriously?

06-09-2003, 07:17 PM	#1026 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	jive050488 is just saying that because he is trying to cover up his fetishes. all of them __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 07:19 PM	#1027 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	3leggedfrog once went to a McD's and ordered 20 burgers for himself. When he was on his last one, he noticed a rat tail sticking out of a burger, and then came to the realization that he had just finished eating 19 rat burgers. He finished up the last one, and asked for 20 more. Truly weird. By the way, whats wrong with fatty women, huh? So long as she's not morbidly obese. I mean a little bit of fat can be cute, and being a little fat is better being extremely skinny and... well this conversation is best suited for another thread. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-09-2003 at 09:49 PM..

06-09-2003, 07:24 PM	#1028 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	i have had rat before as well as dog nothing wrong with that. lol anyway on Wednesdays Stiltzkin like to go to the garbage heap looking for old soiled panties. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-09-2003, 07:25 PM	#1029 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	3leggedfrog got expelled from junior high for poking mudcrabs up his date with a burning stick Edit: too slow __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-09-2003, 07:30 PM	#1030 (permalink)
THE MAC GOD Insane Location: In front of my keyboard.	Stiltzkin awoke one morning with the entire band of Kiss all around him waving their tongues at him. Apoligizing to them that he 'didn't bend that way', he then motioned for the 20 groupies that were behind Kiss to come over . . . __________________ Why continue fighting? Is it for Love? Illusions. All as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as Love.

06-09-2003, 08:11 PM	#1031 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	The Mac God thinks the coolest way to smoke anything is through his nose. His sinus cavities are completely burnt as he has spent several years smoking weed through his nostrils... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-09-2003, 09:01 PM	#1032 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Stiltzkin is the infamous goat-fucker of the Apalachians

06-09-2003, 09:14 PM	#1033 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Fuck yeah baby! ::spanks a goat:: Ahem. Mr.Deflok has actually tried sticking feathers up his butt. He felt like a chicken for a little while, until he tried blending in to a chicken coop, then things went really bad... __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-09-2003 at 09:20 PM..

06-09-2003, 09:18 PM	#1034 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Stiltzkin fathered his own sister.

06-09-2003, 09:25 PM	#1035 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Mr Deflok wrote that one chumpawamba song. "I get knocked down I get up again. You aint ever going to get me down!" __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"