Poppinjay

Fly escaped from Broomefield Intermediate School for the Criminally Culpable.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

jewels

Poppinjay spoons his stuffed Snoopy every night in order to fall asleep.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

ottopilot

jewels is an optimist even when she's not feeling optimistic.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

RetroGunslinger

ottopilot is a commie pig. With herpes.

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

Ourcrazymodern?

RetroGunslinger always thought he'd get some body.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ottopilot

OCM killed Mothra... oh no there goes Tokyo.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Willravel

Otto uses his boat to dispose of dead hookers... and his deepest darkest secret is that his boat runs on biodiesel.

SSJTWIZTA

Will is actually a 13 year old asian female that wants to follow in Wing's footsteps.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

uncle phil

s-man hoards robitussin...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Poppinjay

uncle phil was the inspriation for Ann Landers's term, "funny uncle".

Funny that way.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

ring

Poppinjay ..oh heck..I can't think of anything to say.
ummm his secret is that he is ....
shoot...I'll tell y'all later...cuz it's a good one,
I promise.




I don't know who Dane Cook is, but apology 'cepted anyway

murp0434

ring is the reason why George is a curious little monkey.

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These are the good old days.


How did I become upright?

uncle phil

murph can't look up...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil drools when he's sleepin'.........soggy pillow the next day

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

ring

People say to Fly, " I wish I could be a little human on your wall sometimes."

SSJTWIZTA

ring passes out on the lawn, too.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Ourcrazymodern?

SSJTWIZTA thinks he has a corner.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ottopilot

All the Z's that come out of OCM's head at night are stuffed to capacity in various closets around the house.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Baraka_Guru

When no one's in the house...ottopilot snacks on Doritos and cottage cheese.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

kramus

Baraka Guru is building a spaceship in his basement. He watched Wallace & Grommit, and now has a hankering for some of that Moon cheese.

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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

Vigilante

Kramus was one of those that got raped by a seaturtle in the 80s.

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

uncle phil

luc had an original thought...once...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

unka phil will sometimes just out of the blue sing happy birthday to his wife in his best monroe voice and do a little wiggle. (I imagine she gives a little squeal.)

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

ottopilot

girldetective refuses to choose Jiff.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Ourcrazymodern?

ottopilot tastes better than he sounds.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Ourcrazymodern?, has the most amazing taste buds.

Poppinjay

You can find Ring around the rosie.

And sometimes around the tub.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Fly

PJ wears ginch to bed........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

girldetective

Fly explodes upon the scene

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Ourcrazymodern?

girldetective has some trouble staying undercover.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

ocm? owns a blackberry...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

the unk is a geo slut

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

uncle phil

what is a "geo?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

uncle phil keeps a finger on the pulse of today's edgy hispter slang

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

jewels

Ottopilot drives a Ford Pinto.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

/me still wonders what is a "geo..."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

unka phil is a geography slut, and I suspect the winner of a spelling bee in his youth.

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

Fly

GD dosen't even have a freakin' mahnifying glass...........


.......and yes...........iv'e beeen drinking

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

fly is a teetotaller... he just plays a beer-drinking, dope-smoking fiend on the Internet.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

jewels

Charlatan hasn't slept in weeks, having to feed his addiction to images of Joan Rivers.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain