BadNick

fly, on the other hand ...actually not on his hand, likes cock rings

Ourcrazymodern?

BadNick makes sense in Nonsense.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Ourcrazymodern? does not need a recipe.

uncle phil

ring has no more secrets; what you see is what you get...she's all there...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

uncle phil won't play with me, anymore, either.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fly

OCM wants phil to play with him.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

Fly can't help but blurt out the truth...when it serves his purposes. This is one of the reasons I love him.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Ourcrazymodern?......floats....when he swims....

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

Uncle Phil is really the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Ourcrazymodern?

jewels sparkles.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Ourcrazymodern's? ...bloom..will never be off the rose.

Grasshopper Green

ring still writes her name on the inside of her coat, snowboots, and mittens...just like everyone did in kindergarten.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Fly

Medusa likes to play with snakes.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

jewels

Fly has been known to swat others of his species.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

jewels really didn't want to sleep in this morning...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

uncle phil, would've and could've (and has,) saved Marilyn.

Grasshopper Green

ring counterfeits Monopoly money and then tries to buy Avon with it...

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Charlatan

Medusa longs to sit on the knee of Abe Lincoln's memorial and sing the Velvet Underground's, "I'm Sticking With You".

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

jewels

Charlatan is aptly named. He's a total phony and looks nothing like Donald Sutherland or any funny bird. Truth is, his name is Dennis Weaver, he's a yellow-bellied crossdresser and he can't drive worth shit.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

SSJTWIZTA

she says she hates spit, but secretly theres a fetish...a very gross spit fetish.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Charlatan

SSJTWIZTA is actually a 40-year-old accountant in DesMoines.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Ourcrazymodern?

Charlatan forced me to love him, and I won't be pressing charges.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fly

OCM is a poet....and don't even know it.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly...hehehe...fly...hehe...fly...(i just can't...)

/me falls off chair...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil just can't follow through..............


c'mon phil........do it!!!!!

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

SSJTWIZTA

in all actuality, fly hates marijuana.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Charlatan

ssjtwizta hates punk and loves Barry Manilow... but just likes to play along 'cause the only people he's been able to find that will actually hang out with him are Punks and Emos... and we know how he feels about Emo.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Ourcrazymodern?

Charlatan can't choose his colors without using emotion.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

SSJTWIZTA

Thats not just a random spider! its OCM!

he was involved in a freak mutation accident involving highly experimental teleportation machines.

(original, huh?)

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Ourcrazymodern?

SSJTWIZTA knows where he's coming from.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Charlatan

OCM can bend his thumbs in weird angles. This isn't the secret though. The secret is that he had elective surgery so he could do this.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SSJTWIZTA

Charlatans avatar is of himself, is disbelief that anyone would have the balls to call him "a punk-assed bitch"

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Fly

SS dresses secretly like a "punk-assed bitch" in women's clothing........


pink clothing too............

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

it's really no secret that the flyman has always preferred his pantyhose to be of the crotchless variety.......

ring

The reflection off of paddyjoe's left spectacle lens....
blinds mean people from speaking....

uncle phil

ring has a pair of tan shoes and pink showlaces, just like mine...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uncle phil once considered marrying his 3-iron, but finally decided they should just remain good, umm, 'friends'

uncle phil

pj eagerly awaits the wrath of the 3-iron...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

When Uncle Phil says he's golfing, he's really talking about miniature golf. Shhhh!

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain