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ItWasMe · 06-18-2007, 10:55 PM

OCM's pajamas...don't fit.

777 · 06-18-2007, 11:39 PM

ItWasMe keeps chocolate bars in all her drawers, and in every room to keep her cravings at bay.

ItWasMe · 06-18-2007, 11:49 PM

How did ya know that?

777 secretly desires a pet striped bunny all his own.

SirLance · 06-19-2007, 07:27 AM

ItWasMe is actually one of Queen Elizabeth's pet corgies. He found TFP while searching for doggie porn. Man, do they spoil those pups!

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-19-2007, 08:06 AM

C'mon! Tell me I'm a bad dog. Please! I'm begging you.

SirLance is not an authoritative master.

lankrypt0 · 06-19-2007, 08:45 AM

Ourcrazymodern? really is a bad dog. This one time, at bad dog camp...

uncle phil · 06-19-2007, 03:04 PM

only one time?

by himself?

shame on you, lankrypt0...

Sharon · 06-19-2007, 03:54 PM

uncle phil has no nephews or nieces.

777 · 06-19-2007, 06:41 PM

Sharon has a secret ambition to write a children's book, so that she may lure the kids into her oven for supper.

ItWasMe · 06-19-2007, 08:45 PM

777...really only has 8.

777 · 06-19-2007, 09:33 PM

ItWasMe was a quality control inspector for a whoopie cushion factory.

Fremen · 06-19-2007, 11:26 PM

Tri-7 smokes salmon after sex.

uncle phil · 06-20-2007, 11:12 AM

fre wore the seat out of his sleeper jammies...(sbds turned deadlier than he thought...)

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-20-2007, 12:59 PM

...only 'cuz he had a lighter...

uncle phil has blown my skirt up, several times.

Sharon · 06-20-2007, 01:37 PM

OCM wears a skirt. Sometimes with nothing else underneath (!)

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-20-2007, 01:41 PM

yes, but only while bowling.

Sharon wishes she'd used that plane ticket.

777 · 06-20-2007, 09:15 PM

OCM? counterfits coupons for free sundaes.

Luciian · 06-20-2007, 10:21 PM

777 spent the last 5 years secretly tracking OCM's counterfit coupons.

uncle phil · 06-21-2007, 11:36 AM

Luciian wants to spend a winter up north...

Ishmal · 07-06-2007, 10:14 AM

Uncle Phil is really Marilyn Manroe, after a bit of surgery...

uncle phil · 07-06-2007, 12:01 PM

Ishmal has never admitted to a "typo..."

SirLance · 07-06-2007, 01:10 PM

Uncle Phil is really an anagram for Lech Lupin, who is often seen on Dateline's "catch a predator" specials....

Ishmal · 07-06-2007, 01:15 PM

SirLance in not really knighted at all...

He just changed his name at the licencing offices, like Sir John Hargrave.

Sharon · 07-06-2007, 05:12 PM

Ishmal is really just an anagram for "lamish"... which suggests he's kind of lame... or "l'amish" which sounds like a posh description for someone who shouldn't really be using a computer.

ItWasMe · 07-06-2007, 06:34 PM

Sharon isn't really a waitress...she's a secret agent.

Fremen · 07-07-2007, 12:46 AM

ItWasMe is a chronic abuser of cheese in grocery stores.

When asked why she did what she did, she replied, "It felt Gouda to me!"

/hides

Fly · 07-07-2007, 06:05 AM

when Fre is feeling rebelious.........he sits on the right side of his couch.

SirLance · 07-07-2007, 08:52 AM

Fly is the tiddly-wink champion of Lake Placid.

Bashmeol · 07-07-2007, 09:39 PM

SirLance is actually a totem pole.

ItWasMe · 07-08-2007, 08:22 PM

Bashmeol watches Barney.

uncle phil · 07-10-2007, 11:47 AM

itwasn'tme still has her "barbie-doll" collection downstairs in a trunk...

every couple of weeks, she'll sneak down and play house with them when she thinks no one is around...

SirLance · 07-10-2007, 01:08 PM

Uncle Phil has a doll collection too, they are life-sized and anatomically correct...

.. GI Joe's....

uncle phil · 07-23-2007, 12:01 PM

SL still has his original "tube" of tinker toys and he has used the fact that he builds a different structure every day with them on his numerous applications to engineering school...

Fly · 07-23-2007, 12:25 PM

when phil is tellin' his stories of his golf games(usually at Moe's)..........he's actually got his sorry ass on his couch,watchin' the golf channel..................he puts all the players names in a hat(i know...fucked up eh?)........pulls a name out......and whatever score buddy has,phil goes to Moe's and yaps all about his great day on the links.

uncle phil · 07-23-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

when phil is tellin' his stories of his golf games(usually at Moe's)..........he's actually got his sorry ass on his couch,watchin' the golf channel..................he puts all the players names in a hat(i know...fucked up eh?)........pulls a name out......and whatever score buddy has,phil goes to Moe's and yaps all about his great day on the links.

you're high on somethin'...hahahahahaha...can't stop laughing...

ItWasMe · 07-23-2007, 09:33 PM

Already picked on uncle phil...so...

Fly reads romance novels. And cries at the happy endings.

Ishmal · 07-26-2007, 02:47 AM

Itwasme is really a talking frog...

...um, i guess thats a typing frog!

uncle phil · 07-26-2007, 12:33 PM

ishmal's name is really "queeg..."

SirLance · 07-26-2007, 01:04 PM

Phil tried to use his captain's bars as a belt buckle once, but he just couldn't make it work....

ItWasMe · 07-26-2007, 08:50 PM

SirLance was once on a tv show...long long ago. With a short man with oily dark hair...and two girls named Laverne and Shirley.

06-18-2007, 10:55 PM	#7961 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	OCM's pajamas...don't fit. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

06-18-2007, 11:39 PM	#7962 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	ItWasMe keeps chocolate bars in all her drawers, and in every room to keep her cravings at bay. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

06-18-2007, 11:49 PM	#7963 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	How did ya know that? 777 secretly desires a pet striped bunny all his own. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

06-19-2007, 07:27 AM	#7964 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	ItWasMe is actually one of Queen Elizabeth's pet corgies. He found TFP while searching for doggie porn. Man, do they spoil those pups! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-19-2007, 08:06 AM	#7965 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	C'mon! Tell me I'm a bad dog. Please! I'm begging you. SirLance is not an authoritative master. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-19-2007, 08:45 AM	#7966 (permalink)
lankrypt0 Crazy Location: Aberdeen, NJ	Ourcrazymodern? really is a bad dog. This one time, at bad dog camp...

06-19-2007, 03:04 PM	#7967 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	only one time? by himself? shame on you, lankrypt0... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-19-2007, 03:54 PM	#7968 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	uncle phil has no nephews or nieces.

06-19-2007, 06:41 PM	#7969 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Sharon has a secret ambition to write a children's book, so that she may lure the kids into her oven for supper. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

06-19-2007, 08:45 PM	#7970 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	777...really only has 8. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe Last edited by ItWasMe; 06-19-2007 at 08:45 PM.. Reason: spelling error

06-19-2007, 09:33 PM	#7971 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	ItWasMe was a quality control inspector for a whoopie cushion factory. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

06-19-2007, 11:26 PM	#7972 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Tri-7 smokes salmon after sex. __________________ Google

06-20-2007, 11:12 AM	#7973 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre wore the seat out of his sleeper jammies...(sbds turned deadlier than he thought...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-20-2007, 12:59 PM	#7974 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	...only 'cuz he had a lighter... uncle phil has blown my skirt up, several times. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-20-2007, 01:37 PM	#7975 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	OCM wears a skirt. Sometimes with nothing else underneath (!)

06-20-2007, 01:41 PM	#7976 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	yes, but only while bowling. Sharon wishes she'd used that plane ticket. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-20-2007, 09:15 PM	#7977 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OCM? counterfits coupons for free sundaes. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

06-20-2007, 10:21 PM	#7978 (permalink)
Luciian Upright Location: south florida	777 spent the last 5 years secretly tracking OCM's counterfit coupons. __________________ i am ninja "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter, and those who matter dont mind." -Dr Seuss

06-21-2007, 11:36 AM	#7979 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Luciian wants to spend a winter up north... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2007, 10:14 AM	#7980 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	Uncle Phil is really Marilyn Manroe, after a bit of surgery... __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

07-06-2007, 12:01 PM	#7981 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Ishmal has never admitted to a "typo..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-06-2007, 01:10 PM	#7982 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Uncle Phil is really an anagram for Lech Lupin, who is often seen on Dateline's "catch a predator" specials.... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-06-2007, 01:15 PM	#7983 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	SirLance in not really knighted at all... He just changed his name at the licencing offices, like Sir John Hargrave. __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

07-06-2007, 05:12 PM	#7984 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ishmal is really just an anagram for "lamish"... which suggests he's kind of lame... or "l'amish" which sounds like a posh description for someone who shouldn't really be using a computer.

07-06-2007, 06:34 PM	#7985 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Sharon isn't really a waitress...she's a secret agent. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

07-07-2007, 12:46 AM	#7986 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	ItWasMe is a chronic abuser of cheese in grocery stores. When asked why she did what she did, she replied, "It felt Gouda to me!" /hides __________________ Google

07-07-2007, 06:05 AM	#7987 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	when Fre is feeling rebelious.........he sits on the right side of his couch. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-07-2007, 08:52 AM	#7988 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fly is the tiddly-wink champion of Lake Placid. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-07-2007, 09:39 PM	#7989 (permalink)
Bashmeol Upright	SirLance is actually a totem pole.

07-08-2007, 08:22 PM	#7990 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Bashmeol watches Barney. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

07-10-2007, 11:47 AM	#7991 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	itwasn'tme still has her "barbie-doll" collection downstairs in a trunk... every couple of weeks, she'll sneak down and play house with them when she thinks no one is around... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-10-2007, 01:08 PM	#7992 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Uncle Phil has a doll collection too, they are life-sized and anatomically correct... .. GI Joe's.... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

07-23-2007, 12:01 PM	#7993 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	SL still has his original "tube" of tinker toys and he has used the fact that he builds a different structure every day with them on his numerous applications to engineering school... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-23-2007, 12:25 PM	#7994 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	when phil is tellin' his stories of his golf games(usually at Moe's)..........he's actually got his sorry ass on his couch,watchin' the golf channel..................he puts all the players names in a hat(i know...fucked up eh?)........pulls a name out......and whatever score buddy has,phil goes to Moe's and yaps all about his great day on the links. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-23-2007, 09:33 PM	#7996 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	Already picked on uncle phil...so... Fly reads romance novels. And cries at the happy endings. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe