mixedmedia

Sharon can almost never be found squirming under Charlatan's bed at night.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Sharon

mixedmedia, on the other hand...

uncle phil

mysharona once kissed a frog to see if it was true...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

uncle phil reconsiders the nature of truth every day.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Charlatan

OCM has a large selection of odd socks.

At first it was a matter of swiping them from laundromats. He would sit and watch people fold their laundry and he'd be amused when they would scratch their heads upon discovering that they were missing a sock.

It escalated to breaking into people's house to swipe their socks, just one sock mind you!

Lately he hasn't been as adventurous and just buys odd sock in large batches from eBay.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Giant Hamburger

Charlatan can swallow things larger than his head.

SirLance

Giant Hamburger once swallowed an entire mobile home, and the family living in it.

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Lady Sage

SirLance is really a lactose intolerant transsexual nazi eskimo who dresses up in leather and loves whips and chains.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

SirLance

You forgot the high heels.

LS once blew Forty Dollars at the blackjack table in Vegas.

Boy, was Mr. Dollars suprised...

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

777

SirLance was the dealer that night in his/her dominatrix outfit.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Jetée

That really is just a gun in 777's pocket, only he is not happy to see you, he came here to kill you, but he is a cowardly hitman, and he is too ashamed to mention that the gun in his pocket is really only a water gun because they took away his actual issued pistol after he accidentally shot everyone at the PokeyOak's Assisted Living Home, believing all the seniors there to be involved in a ring of Columbian drug cartels.
He was horrilbly wrong, and now he is pissed off with water trickling down his pants.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Sharon

Jetstream is in disguise. Former disguises include flying around in the midst of diamonds under the nickname "Lucy".

Fremen

Sharon goes by the nickname "Scarin'" Sharon after the night she found a note on her pillow saying, "I will come to you on the second night of the second month in the second hour of the A.M. under the full moon, dressed in nothing but cheese, onions, lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes. (maybe a few condiments, as well)
Be ready for the devouring."

signed, "yours in mastication,
Giant Hamburger"

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Sharon was exposed to a gastronomic night of delightful terror that to this day makes her back twitch with remembered pleasure-pain.

Her story made the headlines of "Hamburger Happenings" in the food section of the Times.

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Google

Charlatan

Fremen can read.





(just not Dune)

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SirLance

Charlatan can read minds, but only between the hours of noon and 12:01pm.

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Sharon

SirLance likes to touch himself when no one is looking. Actually, he likes to touch himself even more when someone is...

Ourcrazymodern?

Sharon's favorite song is "Amazing Grace".

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

doodlebird

ourcrazymodern does not belong to us, is reasonably sane, and decidely antiquated.

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xoxo
doodle

Sharon

doodlebird is really a poodle cat.

uncle phil

after mysharona kissed the aforementioned frog, purple rain fell...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

unclephil despises all novelty jukeboxes.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Laugh-O-Matic

Jetstream loves boiled broccoli.

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How you bore me, Florrie,
With those eyes of vacant blue;
You'll be very sorry, Florrie
If I marry you.
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
This I swear is true,
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
If I marry you. - Saki.

SirLance

Laugh-O-Matic has sexual fantasies about brussels sprouts!

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ourcrazymodern?

(Shoot! I have those; the flavor!)

SirLance has made passes at people he didn't actually want.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Sharon

Ourcrazymodern? has made passes at non-people! Worrying.

(is it wrong that I also have fantasies about brussel sprouts? Especially frozen ones?!)

Ourcrazymodern?

Sharon makes more sense than she wants to.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

blue_eyes

Ourcrazymodern? once shot a man just to watch him die ...I could be confusing you with Johnny Cash, mind.

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Be creative, invent a perversion

Jetée

Blue_eyes actually has no eyes, but the reference still stands.

Her are blue.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

blue_eyes

haha

mmmkay, to the best of my utter lack of knowledge, even when the insane Jetstream is being incredibly immature, has the ability to sound amazingly mature.

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Be creative, invent a perversion

Sharon

Blue eyes enjoys anal activities... but not sex. She just loves doing a #2.

Ourcrazymodern?

lmao!!! (did I mention I love you yet today?)

Sharon is a social worker.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

SirLance

OCM? likes to dress up in spandex and run through peoples yards, sprinking pixie dust and singing "Tra-la-la, Tra-la-la!"

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DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

Ourcrazymodern?

(Yeah, but guess where the dust comes from.)

SirLance refuses to expose himself.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Sharon

OCM exposes himself and refuses to put his clothing back on.

Ourcrazymodern?

And???

Sharon used to step on cracks...

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fly

OCM is a chick.



that's it.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

blue_eyes

Fly jumps out of Bday cakes in a g-string on Sundays

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Be creative, invent a perversion

Sharon

blue_eyes secretly goes by the nickname "Bday cakes".

Charlatan

Sharon has a birthmark in the shape of Mikhail Gorbachev on her head.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

actually it's pantyhose.........






Charlie loves to play with jello.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios