SirLance

OCM tried to make a love toy out of the snow, and it hurt soooo goooood!

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Ourcrazymodern?

Tried and succeeded. Of course, it had to melt a bit.

SirLance, his knees having turned to water, realized he could not, after all, board the plane. There followed minimal blushing and a bit of clean-up.

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Fremen

Crazymod reads Better Homes & Gardens hidden inside Playboy magazines.

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Fly

Fremen doesn't know how to read...........



*but them pics are damn fine eh buddy?*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

Fly's all out in the open.

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yelizaveta

ourcrazymodern? 's deepest darkest secret is that s/he has six toes and four nipples, and enjoys showing them off by streaking through disneyland after infiltrating it in a daffy duck costume. poor children...

Ourcrazymodern?

You miscounted my nipples.

yelizaveta sometimes thinks about the nature of the universe.

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SirLance

OCM?'s favorite color is ultraviolet.

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777

SirLance's favorite color is infrared.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

uncle phil

trip-7s won a poker game once in the seventh grade...for three (3) matches...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil.



on a good day...........pulls "IT" off in three strokes.

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SterlingStudios

uncle phil

fly couldn't pull it off in three strokes on a dare...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

his ELP has crawled all the way here again.

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MexicanOnABike

Ourcrazymodern? has wasted most of his life in this thread. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?p=2222744

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- Movie Reviews - Ratings-

Ourcrazymodern?

(Does that mean I can expire soon?)

MexicanOnABike has been pedalling continuously, not realizing his chain was broken.

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Giant Hamburger

Ourcrazymodern? digests his food outside his body.

Jetée

There's Nothing Quite Like Giant Hamburger,
who lets you Have It Your Way because
he says he Loves To See You Smile,
but the truth is that What You Crave
is to Enjoy More. Got The Urge?

Well, Come On Home whilst you
Fuel Your Fire with a Bigger! Better! King,
Me! Wake Up With The King and
You'll Enjoy The Difference.
Ya Gotta Eat! and with me,
you will finally receive the Things That Make You Go 'Hmm'.
Oh Yeah. It Takes Two Hands To Handle A Whopper.

You will Love This Place for the simple reason
that What You Want Is What You Get.
We Do It Like You'd Do It! Every Time A Good Time.
It's Always Something Special when You Know It's Right... It's Wong.

It's Better Here.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Jetstream wants to be smaller

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Sharon

OCM wants to be... uh... bigger

Ourcrazymodern?

But that might hurt, Sharon.

Her plane ticket expiring, and the airport too far away, Sharon lapsed back into herself and enjoyed it.

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Poppinjay

Ourcrazymodern? is an Amway distributor.

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Sharon

And Poppinjay is his pimp, yo.

SirLance

And Sharon is their biggest customer!

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uncle phil

and sirlance drives a pink cadillac...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

but uncle phil drinks diet coke... through a twirly straw... in his best dress... on Thursdays.

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Jetstream appears in my dreams and assists me.

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Giant Hamburger

Ourcrazymodern? gnaws baldspots on potential mates.

777

Giant Hamburger has an astranged borther, Giant Spamburger. The haven't said a word to one another in over 30 years.

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"I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip."

Roger Zelazny

Fremen

777 is the World's absolute authority on the care and cleaning of dirty old beavers.

Better bring your wood, 7.

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Sharon

Fremen rhymes with semen, and for good reason.

Giant Hamburger

Sharon steams her vegetables in an exposed vent of an angry volcano god.

SirLance

Giant Hamburger is the favorite to replace Alberto Gonzales as U.S. Attorney General. He has vowed to immediately repeal all anit-porn laws.

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Sharon

SirLance is eagerly awaiting the repeal of all anti-porn laws, because he has a taste for a particularly "niche" type...

Ourcrazymodern?

Sharon's "niche" is "sparkle".

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Giant Hamburger

OCM, I am your great great grandson from a bleak and hopeless future.
With great risk I have traveled through time to warn you.
You will be the catalyst to a destruction heretofore unimagined.
You must never say "no" to mayonaise
or mustard, the story is unclear with that critical detail.
It is of the utmost importance that you heed my warning.
You are our only hope.

doodlebird

the name "Giant Hamburger" actually comes from unscrambling the letters in "Anti-G Hamburger" which of course is short for "Anti-Gravity Hamburger".
so not only is He of abnormal size, but he is also edible in a 0 G atmosphere. thus his "love" for all things intergalactic... and his "thing" for all love intergalactic.

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doodle

Jetée

Doodlebird is not actually as cute she appears to be.

In actuality, doodlebird is a fake, but is in fact merely three iguanas inside a suit that is made to look like a cute drawing of a merry bird. What a twist, wouldn't you say?

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—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Sharon

Jetstream is actually a Bonsai Kitten (remember those?). He was a tiger cub who was raised in a bunny-shaped mold... which broke one day as he grew too big, and he is now bunny-shaped.

Charlatan

Sharon keeps a large bucket full of worms under her bed.

It's nothing kinky. She just likes to listen to them squirm. It helps her sleep.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sharon

Charlatan keeps a large bucket full of women under his bed.

It's nothing kinky (sorry, I meant it's very kinky). He really likes to listen to them squirm. It helps him sleep.