Reveal the previous poster's deepest, darkest secret... - Page 194 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sharon · 02-04-2007, 04:25 AM

OCM's avatar (the bathtub filled with soapy suds) is hiding a body...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-04-2007, 01:40 PM

Soapsuds can do that.

Share alike actually likes sensations that make her squeal like a pig.

Sharon · 02-04-2007, 01:44 PM

I don't think that's actually a secret - I love anything that makes me squeal!

OCM is stalking SirLance... in fact that's why he's around here so much.

SirLance · 02-04-2007, 03:13 PM

Someone protect me! Where's Jack Bauer?

Sharon & Bob ran off to St. Lucia. I really miss that Bob...

777 · 02-04-2007, 10:24 PM

I got your Jack right here: http://www.myspace.com/ctufieldagent

SirLance wants all the Girls with Guns 2007 calanders he can find.

Sharon · 02-05-2007, 04:20 AM

777 is the true number of the beast... but he was so evil that Satan had to settle for 666.

uncle phil · 02-05-2007, 01:43 PM

mysharona can place both elbows behind her ears...one at a time, of course...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-05-2007, 03:49 PM

uncle phil only minces words when he feels like it, and not always then.

777 · 02-05-2007, 11:26 PM

OCM? has a shrine to Elvis in his den, which is refered to as, "The King's Castle".

SirLance · 02-06-2007, 05:15 AM

7*3 is jealous because OCM?'s Elvis shrine beats his Pete Best shrine hands down.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2007, 03:38 PM

All hail the king!

SirLance's "penis issues" are "grounded" in fantasy instead of reality.

Sharon · 02-06-2007, 06:06 PM

Ourcrazymodern can break a wine glass simply by singing a high note.

And smashing it with a hammer.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-06-2007, 07:38 PM

Well? (The penis issue thing was supposed be a joke...)

Sharon possesses tickets to Winnipeg.

SirLance · 02-07-2007, 08:02 AM

OCM? is intimately familiar with what SL's penis issues!

There! Gotcha!

Sharon · 02-07-2007, 08:29 AM

You don't even want to know about the stuff that SirLance's penis issues.

uncle phil · 02-07-2007, 05:41 PM

mysharona has a "knack" for the unknown...

Sharon · 02-07-2007, 06:17 PM

Uncle Fill has actually had his phil of this game.

mixedmedia · 02-07-2007, 09:08 PM

When Sharon is feeling upset eats shelled sunflower seeds one by one like a little chipmunk. She's still working on the bag she bought three years ago.

Sharon · 02-08-2007, 03:38 AM

Yes that bag frustrates me, no matter what I do there just seems to be more sunflower seeds.

Unbeknownst to me of course, mixedmedia is sneakily filling the bag up when I'm mnot looking... l'il bitch!

<-- actually grateful for the free sunflower seeds!

Charlatan · 02-08-2007, 05:46 AM

Sharon keeps marshmallow in her armpits throughout the day. She likes her marshmallows warmed through but not toasted before she consumes them.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2007, 04:24 PM

(& I thought she could actually toast them there.)

Charlatan is just giving points and not actually keeping a total.

uncle phil · 02-08-2007, 05:23 PM

by some quirk of fate, OCM? could be right...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-08-2007, 06:09 PM

There is no way, I'm never right.

Lady Sage · 02-08-2007, 06:14 PM

OCM is neither crazy nor modern. OCM is actually quite sane and lives in a quaint house in victorian splendor while maintaining the daily ritual of noon tea and crumpets.

Sharon · 02-08-2007, 06:38 PM

Lady Sage is actually a demoness that lives in that cat with blue-green eyes. She possesses the body of a woman in order to enchant Pan.

Fremen · 02-09-2007, 12:42 AM

Sharon rides around in one of those electric shopping carts just to piss off the old people that have handicapped stickers and take the best parking spaces.

How do they get inside the stores if they use the store's carts???

777 · 02-09-2007, 08:22 AM

Fremen has 500 sets of hats in his closet.

Bill O'Rights · 02-09-2007, 09:06 AM

777 is currently taking the exam, for the 17th time, to obtain his "00" status.
Good luck 777. This time for sure, man.

paddyjoe · 02-09-2007, 10:44 AM

Billy figures he should live in Omaha because, umm, well, somebody has to!

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-09-2007, 12:55 PM

paddyjoe has the ability to become semi-transparent, but only when nobody's watching.

uncle phil · 02-09-2007, 01:36 PM

OCM? has a pink mohawk...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-09-2007, 04:58 PM

only on the perineum.

(HEH) uncle phil knows I'm camped on his stoop and he won't answer the door.

Giant Hamburger · 02-09-2007, 08:16 PM

Ourcrazymodern? has a head in a bag that tells him when to add more ice.

SirLance · 02-09-2007, 09:29 PM

The bag... or the head?

Giant Hamburger refuses to buy lingerie that could be used to strangle him in his sleep.

Sharon · 02-10-2007, 06:55 AM

SirLance only buys lingerie that could be used to strangle him in his sleep.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-10-2007, 02:24 PM

Sharon's got tickets to Winnepeg and suitable lingerie on the way(UPS).

Sharon · 02-10-2007, 07:16 PM

Ourcrazymodern is starting to creep me out with this Winnipeg shit. What the hell is in Winnipeg anyway?!

jbw97361 · 02-10-2007, 07:27 PM

Sharon stood me up at prom for the high school quarterback

Charlatan · 02-10-2007, 08:34 PM

By coincidence, JBW has that quarterback's head in a bag. It let's him know when to add more ice.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-11-2007, 08:01 AM

(an extravagantly lovely young man)

Opportunities in Singapore bore Charlatan.

02-04-2007, 01:40 PM	#7722 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Soapsuds can do that. Share alike actually likes sensations that make her squeal like a pig. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-04-2007, 03:13 PM	#7724 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Someone protect me! Where's Jack Bauer? Sharon & Bob ran off to St. Lucia. I really miss that Bob... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-04-2007, 10:24 PM	#7725 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	I got your Jack right here: http://www.myspace.com/ctufieldagent SirLance wants all the Girls with Guns 2007 calanders he can find. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-05-2007, 01:43 PM	#7727 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mysharona can place both elbows behind her ears...one at a time, of course... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-05-2007, 03:49 PM	#7728 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	uncle phil only minces words when he feels like it, and not always then. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-04-2007, 04:25 AM	#7721 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	OCM's avatar (the bathtub filled with soapy suds) is hiding a body...

02-04-2007, 01:44 PM	#7723 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I don't think that's actually a secret - I love anything that makes me squeal! OCM is stalking SirLance... in fact that's why he's around here so much.

02-05-2007, 04:20 AM	#7726 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	777 is the true number of the beast... but he was so evil that Satan had to settle for 666.

02-05-2007, 11:26 PM	#7729 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	OCM? has a shrine to Elvis in his den, which is refered to as, "The King's Castle". __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-06-2007, 05:15 AM	#7730 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	73 is jealous because OCM?'s Elvis shrine beats his Pete Best shrine hands down. __________________ DEMOCRACY* is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-06-2007, 03:38 PM	#7731 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	All hail the king! SirLance's "penis issues" are "grounded" in fantasy instead of reality. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-06-2007, 06:06 PM	#7732 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Ourcrazymodern can break a wine glass simply by singing a high note. And smashing it with a hammer.

02-06-2007, 07:38 PM	#7733 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Well? (The penis issue thing was supposed be a joke...) Sharon possesses tickets to Winnipeg. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-07-2007, 08:02 AM	#7734 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	OCM? is intimately familiar with what SL's penis issues! There! Gotcha! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-07-2007, 08:29 AM	#7735 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	You don't even want to know about the stuff that SirLance's penis issues.

02-07-2007, 05:41 PM	#7736 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mysharona has a "knack" for the unknown... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-07-2007, 06:17 PM	#7737 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Uncle Fill has actually had his phil of this game.

02-07-2007, 09:08 PM	#7738 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	When Sharon is feeling upset eats shelled sunflower seeds one by one like a little chipmunk. She's still working on the bag she bought three years ago. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

02-08-2007, 03:38 AM	#7739 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Yes that bag frustrates me, no matter what I do there just seems to be more sunflower seeds. Unbeknownst to me of course, mixedmedia is sneakily filling the bag up when I'm mnot looking... l'il bitch! <-- actually grateful for the free sunflower seeds!

02-08-2007, 05:46 AM	#7740 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Sharon keeps marshmallow in her armpits throughout the day. She likes her marshmallows warmed through but not toasted before she consumes them. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-08-2007, 04:24 PM	#7741 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(& I thought she could actually toast them there.) Charlatan is just giving points and not actually keeping a total. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2007, 05:23 PM	#7742 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	by some quirk of fate, OCM? could be right... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-08-2007, 06:09 PM	#7743 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	There is no way, I'm never right. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-08-2007, 06:14 PM	#7744 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	OCM is neither crazy nor modern. OCM is actually quite sane and lives in a quaint house in victorian splendor while maintaining the daily ritual of noon tea and crumpets. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

02-08-2007, 06:38 PM	#7745 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	Lady Sage is actually a demoness that lives in that cat with blue-green eyes. She possesses the body of a woman in order to enchant Pan.

02-09-2007, 12:42 AM	#7746 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Sharon rides around in one of those electric shopping carts just to piss off the old people that have handicapped stickers and take the best parking spaces. How do they get inside the stores if they use the store's carts??? __________________ Google

02-09-2007, 08:22 AM	#7747 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Fremen has 500 sets of hats in his closet. __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

02-09-2007, 09:06 AM	#7748 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	777 is currently taking the exam, for the 17th time, to obtain his "00" status. Good luck 777. This time for sure, man. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

02-09-2007, 10:44 AM	#7749 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Billy figures he should live in Omaha because, umm, well, somebody has to!

02-09-2007, 12:55 PM	#7750 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	paddyjoe has the ability to become semi-transparent, but only when nobody's watching. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-09-2007, 01:36 PM	#7751 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	OCM? has a pink mohawk... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-09-2007, 04:58 PM	#7752 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	only on the perineum. (HEH) uncle phil knows I'm camped on his stoop and he won't answer the door. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-09-2007, 08:16 PM	#7753 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Ourcrazymodern? has a head in a bag that tells him when to add more ice.

02-09-2007, 09:29 PM	#7754 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The bag... or the head? Giant Hamburger refuses to buy lingerie that could be used to strangle him in his sleep. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-10-2007, 06:55 AM	#7755 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	SirLance only buys lingerie that could be used to strangle him in his sleep.